This is the blog page! Here you'll find all the exclusive ramblings of a mad lad. Life stories, social commentary, and sometimes reviews or pseudo-retrospective type things from Comix founder, President, and DuckMeat creator Theo Morton.
Hey squad, what is going on with big corporations pulling the strings on the artists who work for them? I know I’m not the first to ask that question, if only because of how broad it is, but I kinda snapped and decided to talk about it on my website in light of a recent interview I watched. I think I’ve unofficially decided to update my blog sparingly over time. I can acknowledge that the personal blog is kind of a dated format, especially with the shrunken attention span of the average person. At this point, we’re so used to using the internet for scrolling through videos that we watch for a couple seconds each, that now you’re telling me I gotta read a guy’s yap session? But more importantly, even though Comix is kinda just a one-man operation, it’s still intended as a small, independent internet business. I’d rather have the blog be a semi-professional space for updates and shouting out artists, than just personal opinions. It’s not so much that reviews and things like that feel self-indulgent on my part, I mean, it’s still my website at the end of the day, it just doesn’t feel as in line with the Comix mission statement of empowering creative types from all walks of life. I still use this website to put my artwork and thoughts on display, but I want to do that for others as well. You can still submit your artwork to be featured on the Latest Works tab, yes, but the only issue is how condescending that might sound. You probably don’t need my plug on this dainty little Google Site when you can just post your art on Instagram. Which I’m guilty of too, don’t get me wrong, but I want this indie art company to be able to shout out up and comers like myself. I’m just one guy after all. In a perfect world, I’d like the Latest Works tab to be kinda like an online gallery walk. Honestly, the Charcuterie Boards page too, why not? If you have any, go ahead and submit pictures of snack boards you’re proud of. Art comes in all shapes and sizes, and I would love to build up a judgment-free space for us to share our creative outlets. If I don’t have the resources to be a great PR guy, the best I can do is… hold space for your work. A lower-stakes environment where you have a good chance to share your art with the world, is actually quite a struggle to come by. Especially in pitching your work to major animation studios, distributors, whatever the art form may be, but I guess the medium of animation is gonna be a bigger point of discussion for today. I wanna take a minute to just talk about why the current film and television scene isn’t sustainable for smaller creators, or even bigger creators just trying to get something new off the ground. More to the point, what we can do to help indie studios become more of a solid alternative to the bigger industry.
So what is the aforementioned interview between two people who definitely don’t need my shoutout? Just the other day, Kevin Williams of The Roundtable (better known by his online handle of AwestruckVox) had an interview with Matt Braly (which you can check out here if you're interested). An accomplished cartoonist who you may know as the creator of Disney’s Amphibia. Still to this day one of my all-time favorite shows. Changed my life, no exaggeration. You might be thinking, “wait, the funny frog show changed your life?” Yeah, and I have a 47-minute series retrospective on the YouTube channel I used to update if you wanna hear the full extent of my thoughts. I guess there’s not much I would do differently from my 14-year-old self, mainly because I never bothered to buy any fancier equipment to step up my game in the video editing scene, but the video itself is cute to look back on, I suppose. Maybe I made the thing entirely on my phone, but honestly, I think I still stand by all of the opinions I expressed and points I made in it. If you can look past a crappy mic and my one-octave, no-inflections vocal delivery of everything I say, you have my permission to watch it. I guess the fact that Amphibia resonates with me so much is why I was so moved to talk about Matt Braly’s upcoming projects. I know I went on a bit of a tangent there, especially considering how that one show isn’t even the extent of Braly’s accolades. After all, he only had the seed planted for pitching his own show because of his work on Gravity Falls before it. Similarly, he worked as a storyboard artist and writer on the first seasons of Steven Universe and Big City Greens. Of course, he’s not really working for big studios like Disney or Cartoon Network anymore. Well, that might not be entirely true. There’s been some new Amphibia books in the years since the end of the show, all of which he’s been heavily involved with. It’s still Disney’s successful IP, and we’re fortunate to have this much post-finale content made by the same people who brought us the cartoon. From the Marcy’s Journal lore book, to the art book, to the still-upcoming graphic novel miniseries. Those are more like side gigs, though. Animation is a lot more work than writing and drawing alone, but it’s still Matt Braly’s career. It’s still what he went to school for, so what has he been up to in the animation world since his show wrapped up?
Well, just our luck, Matt has a new show in production! With the Kickstarter for his indie cartoon, Clara and the Below, meeting its goal within 15 minutes of being launched, and raking in over $400,000 by the end of it. However, the story of how we got to the point where this prolific Disney cartoonist is now an independent creator, isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Far from it, unfortunately. Right before the reveal of Clara and the Below, Matt formally announced on Instagram that the movie he was making at Sony Pictures Animation, had been canceled. Announced back at the end of 2023, this film was a personal story directed by Matt, co-written by himself and Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar. There was no working title, or at least, not a publicly known one. It would focus on a boy with a chronic illness who traveled to a magical world of Thai spirits and mythological creatures, searching for a way to be healed before getting an intimidating medical procedure. This was an authentic story made from experience by Matt Braly, intended as an artistic visual depiction of growing up with a disability or sickness. Not unlike Amphibia, the movie was also deeply rooted in his Thai heritage and exposure to Thai culture from a young age. A lot of animation fans saw the names of cartoonists they recognized from some of their favorite shows, and immediately said, “sign me up,” myself included. Sadly, I guess we just weren’t public or vocal enough about our excitement. The project was canned around the start of 2025 for fear of it not being commercially viable. I really have to say I’m sick of CEOs putting more personal stories on the cutting room floor. As in, movies that are semi-autobiographical on the director’s part. I think I’ve talked about this before, but it happened earlier this decade with Pixar. Pete Docter briefly made a company-wide statement that they would focus less on movies as a pursuit of any director’s catharsis, and instead focusing on more “generally appealing” movies. Take Turning Red for example; it was heavily rooted in director Domee Shi’s background as a Chinese girl growing up in Toronto, and the main character conflict was based on her experience with her mother. Of course I’m not sure if Pixar still stands by the mission statement of clear mass appeal now that there have been a couple successful originals like Hoppers, but I don’t think they’re very interested in continuing to make movies based solely on one person’s own experiences. I bring this all up purely as a point of comparison, not to get sidetracked. I get the sense that there was a similar turn of events at Sony when the axe fell on Matt Braly’s film.
The fear that Matt’s movie wouldn’t be marketable is silly, let alone as a justification for cancelling the project. Lots of people know the pain of growing up with a chronic illness, and even if the American audience wouldn’t have been familiar with the Thai culture on display, it still had the potential to resonate with lots of people. It could’ve been an imaginative artistic lens to help people look at their illnesses and disabilities in a more positive, empowering way. Even though one of Matt’s goals with the movie was to bring more Thai culture to the big screen, you wouldn’t have to be Thai to enjoy and feel spoken to by this movie. The concept art looked fascinating regardless of whether you knew the inspo or not, and Matt made it clear in interviews how real the story felt to him, regardless of his heritage. Even if the cultural roots played a big part in the writing, ya know what else was inspired by Matt Braly’s culture and childhood trips to Bangkok? His freaking Disney cartoon. The one that resonated with millions of people (including but not limited to my pasty white ass), and has spun off multiple books since it ended, with even more confirmed and potential content still to come. I just don’t understand the theory that a movie so similarly personal to this known, successful artist, wouldn’t find an audience. Although, despite the movie being produced under Sony Pictures Animation, I’m willing to lay the blame on Sony Pictures and not their animation branch specifically. I think there’s been an element of neglect between the studio and the distributor going on for at least a couple years now, and sadly, this is just the latest example.
Sony Pictures Animation have been doing great creatively this past decade. They seem pretty passionate, bringing a lot of inspired and stylistic films to mainstream animation, and creating worlds that audiences have really fallen in love with. From the Spider-Verse movies to Mitchells vs. the Machines to Vivo to KPop Demon Hunters, they’re thriving as filmmakers, and really carving out their own identity in the animation industry. The stories are absolutely near and dear to their directors, and a movie as creative as what Matt Braly had planned would’ve felt like a perfect fit to add to their catalog. I can’t imagine the passionate artists at Sony Animation being scared of taking risks to the extent that they would just cancel a guy’s passion project. I do have to stress that Sony the megacorporation is not Sony the animation company. For pretty much the whole 2020’s so far, Sony Animation has been on the receiving end of some very short-sighted decisions. Yes, their movies earlier this decade went straight to Netflix in light of the pandemic, but those releases on Netflix received pretty much no marketing. Heck, even years after COVID, some of their movies skipped theaters in favor of Netflix. It’s so ironic how they didn’t have faith in KPop Demon Hunters to make any money, and now it’s basically to them what Frozen is to Disney. It’s especially weird considering that this golden goose was dumped straight onto streaming, after Sony Animation had seemingly returned to theaters with Across the Spider-Verse TWO YEARS EARLIER. Maybe there was an accessibility thing there with people being able to watch it from the comfort of their own homes, but it still makes you wonder who’s running that joint. Really tells you all you need to know that Sony Pictures doesn’t have great foresight on what will make bank in theaters. And I’m just now putting it together that a bunch of rich white dudes might not be the best judges of what will resonate the most with the average person. Back to the point though, the cancellation of Matt’s movie really took the wind out of his sail for a while. It’s sad considering how hard he pushed for the project, and especially when fans of his were looking forward to it, only to find out more recently that it died in the womb a year ago. I’d like to think things would’ve been different at another animation studio, but it’s really hard to say. With the amount of corporate mergers and companies pushing for AI to take the place of actual artists, I can’t think of any major studios off the top of my head where original IP’s are really thriving.
Working for a bigger corporation pretty much always ceases to be fun, at least eventually. Even if it’s how they get by in life, a lot of animators and artists just don’t like their jobs in the current climate. Working more hours for less money, all under the threat of being replaced by a robot, who wouldn’t want out of the current industry? The biggest insult to injury is how frequently autobiographical stories and original ideas don’t get to see the light of day. The main thing deterring Matt Braly from the mainstream is the amount of work he's poured his heart into, only for none of it to get made. All of the “not moving forward's” and “we’re thinking about it's”, as he put it. Some distributors have reached out to him and inquired about reviving his animated film, but at least at the moment, he really doesn't want that. Part of why he started working on Clara and the Below, is that he just needs to do something else for the time being. Still bitter about how things went down at Sony, he needs a break from mainstream studios in general. He hasn’t completely given up on Hollywood, but that’s mostly because indie animation alone can’t pay his bills. He’s still working as a consultant and storyboard artist for major studios here and there, but again, those are largely side gigs. I mean, obviously, you can only divide your attention between so many little jobs when the main thing on your plate is ESTABLISHING YOUR OWN FRIGGIN’ STUDIO!
Yeah, one of the things I haven’t mentioned yet is the company behind Clara. It’s not an indie cartoon because it got picked up by Glitch Productions or SpindleHorse, nothing like that. Clara is actually the debut production of Matt Braly’s own indie animation studio, Fantasy Project! I guess Matt and I have something in common. If you don’t like your odds of making it in the industry, just found your own company! Okay, it’s certainly a little more complex than that. There’s more to getting your show off the ground independently than just looking at the people who rejected your pitch, and saying, “screw y’all, I’ll do it myself.” I don’t know if you know this, but animation costs money. In fact, quite a bit of money depending on how much of it you wanna make. Even though Clara is only planned to be a four-episode limited series, Matt and the handful of Amphibia alumni he brought on board, didn’t just have the cash lying around. They decided to try a Kickstarter campaign, which was already a bit of a gamble. Luckily, there were still enough loyal fans to get the first episode’s animation funded in under 15 minutes. The goal there was just $25,000, but with a final total of $443,662, almost the full series achieved its final funding goal (that being $450,000). It’s not too far-fetched anymore for the rest of that money to be made back in ad revenue. Suffice to say, there’s an audience for Clara, but Matt didn't really know that going in. Even if he knew that there were enough fans of his work that their couple bucks each would add up to 25 grand, there was still an underlying fear ahead of the Kickstarter’s launch: “Is anyone actually gonna give us any money?” Quick reminder: Kickstarter is always at least a little risky. It’s all or nothing; if you don’t reach the goal in the limited time, whatever money you did raise doesn’t count for anything. And even though Matt and the crew passed their goal with flying colors in the end, they were super nervous. Thankfully, the future does look bright.
You might be wondering what the ultimate goal is for Clara and Fantasy Project, assuming all goes well and it’s a hit. This is what Matt shared in his interview with Kevin from The Roundtable, discussing his plans for the future. The thing about Clara and why he’s doing it himself, is that it’s not the kind of series that Hollywood studios would be interested in. It's not planned to be horrifically inappropriate or anything, but it’s certainly not as PG as Amphibia. It’s a gothic horror retelling of The Nutcracker, where the titular Clara has to travel to the mysterious land simply known as the Below, to save her dying ex-military father. She has to fight the spirits of soldiers her father killed in battle along the way, so it’s a classic sins of the father type of story. The dark undertones and concepts are one thing, but it’s also planned to be very light on dialogue. The characters have dedicated voice actors, yes, but they’re probably not coming in handy until the second episode. It’s like Matt saw his movie get canceled, and said, “oh, I’ll freakin’ show you ‘not marketable enough for general audiences.’” However, the plan is to eventually bring the show to theaters. It’s a lot like what’s happening now with the last episode of Digital Circus. It’ll be a two-week theatrical event before it hits YouTube, and thankfully, it’s showing theaters that there’s a way forward for indie animation beyond just putting them up on social media for free. Matt wants to put the fourth and final episode of Clara in theaters as a holiday event movie kinda thing, but that’s of course assuming the other episodes do well on YouTube first. He’s fairly certain that they’ll need at least two of the four episodes out and doing well before they can find a distributor to partner with. Still, he believes that what indie artists need is a regular box office. Successfully selling tickets is the only way for indie animation to become a sustainable career field. His words, not mine, but he would know. Just getting the Kickstarter ready to go put him over 10 grand in debt. From creating and publishing the backer rewards to putting an animation test together so fans knew what they were paying for. All of that was $10,000 of Matt Braly’s own money, and that wasn’t even the hard part. He sort of hated to ask for fans’ money, and he only really resorted to Kickstarter because he was in so much debt. Animated series don’t make their money back right away when they’re posted online for free, and sadly, it’s still the better alternative to pitching a show around town. At least if they hope to make what they’re actually passionate about. Maybe people wouldn’t resort to crowdfunding their projects, if getting greenlit in Hollywood wasn’t like the lottery. Luckily, we now know what a mainstream box office for an independent project would look like, and because of that, I think things are looking up.
Although Matt Braly had already garnered a name and reputation by the time he went indie, his new studio is paving a path forward for smaller creators. If we support Clara and the Below by watching it when it comes out, we’re only getting closer to making indie animation sustainable. Major studios still seem to think that generative AI is where it’s at, but it’s very cynical of them. Human art made in earnest is what people want to witness, invest their time and emotions into, and more importantly, spend their money on. And if at this point, flourishing as an artist means distributing that art yourself, sobeit. We still need to do our part and support indie cartoons when they come out, but with any luck like we’ve seen so far, the internet can bring creators old and new into the spotlight. We’ve seen Glitch put out a bunch of new pilots in the past couple years, including but not limited to Knights of Guinevere from Owl House creator Dana Terrace. Starting your own small business is more feasible than ever nowadays, and while you still have to sell your pitches, the artistry and passion is what will speak to people. I know it seems hard to compete with AI “art” now, but believe you me, humans don’t just wanna see pure products. People don’t like to spend their money on art if there’s no human element to it. I guess what I mean to say is: don’t be afraid to put your artwork out there. Pick up a pencil, make something, take a picture of your work, post it online, and someone will appreciate it, I promise. If you’ve created a world and want others to see it, what are you waiting for? I’m sure your experience making it will shine through, resonate with, and inspire others. If Fantasy Project finds success like what Glitch has had, social media like YouTube and Instagram can become as much of a job market for artists as LinkedIn. One where people can tell stories straight from the heart, and get paid to do what they love. Even if that bright future is still a couple years off, we can still take action now. Please continue supporting small creators, continue to make art and share it with the world, and until we can watch some of the amazing upcoming indie cartoons, don’t forget that art is more than a prompt. Humanity is not done creating, never will be. The world is never done being mined for inspiration as long as we live, and if we work together to prove that, we will come out on top.
What a week. With The Muppet Show returning for one night only the same day I commit to college, I’m on cloud nine. For anyone who hasn’t seen me in the past year and a half, I love the Muppets. I had a bit of a delayed reaction to their undeniable impact on pop culture, which is weird considering how much my parents love them and grew up with them. Still, for a good chunk of last year, I was absolutely obsessed with them. Don’t get me wrong, I still am. I’m probably gonna remember 2025 as the year I watched all of the theatrically released Muppet movies. I love the goofy personalities bouncing off of each other, the physical comedy, and everything in between that has to do with them. This newfound obsession of course led me to realize how rarely the Muppets were being used by Disney in recent years. Months ago on this very blog, I just had to point this out. It’s a crime how such a versatile IP of wacky entertainers was only occasionally allowed to break radio silence for the past decade. By this time last year, they had officially achieved Super Bowl commercial status. Surely there was a place for the Muppets in modern pop culture, right? They have the potential to be so much more than just nostalgia bait. Even if the variety sketch genre isn’t as popular as it once was, it definitely has a place in contemporary television. Especially with the way individual sketches and bits can be posted to social media as short-form content and prompt more people to check out the source. And even disregarding all of that, the variety show format is one that the Muppets have famously thrived in. I championed the idea of a new take on The Muppet Show, perhaps? And maybe me saying all that stuff didn’t have anything to do with the new special coming out, but wow, does it feel like my prayers have been answered… by Seth Rogen of all people. Is Seth Rogen just God? He might as well be, I mean, he’s done some great work as an executive producer recently. Anyways, more to the point.
I’m so glad that the recent Muppet Show special was just genuinely good. It is meant to commemorate the original Muppet Show’s 50th anniversary (yes, 1976 was 50 years ago, you’re not getting any younger, take your pills), but it feels more focused on being a pilot for a full-fledged revival than just a reunion special. Which was very intentional, it was made with that purpose in mind too, but I think that’s the best way they could’ve gone about this! Like I was saying, it’s not just nostalgia bait. There’s a nice little sentimental montage at the start with Rowlf playing the music and Kermit lighting the lights, but from then on, it’s basically just a new episode of The Muppet Show. This is such a smart move, because it’s really the most viable way to test the waters if they wanna get picked up for a full season. We gotta see if there’s an audience for The Muppet Show in the modern day, and luckily, it sure seems like it. Not only is it at the top of Disney Plus’ trending page, but it’s 2026, so 3 million viewers on network television can’t be wrong, let alone for the Muppets. This special is such a good blueprint for their future, and I can’t stress enough how it’s worth supporting.
One of the things I love about the Muppets is how endearing they are. There’s such a charm to putting puppets in a bunch of unique settings and just seeing where you can go from there. Even as someone who hasn’t seen too much of the OG Muppet Show (not a lot of celebrities who I’d recognize) and prefers the cohesion of an overarching story more than variety sketches, I just love it when the Muppets do it. They’ve always prioritized artistry and fun over just doing what makes the most money, and to say that’s all maintained in this pilot would be a sweeping understatement. Like I said, it does feel like any episode of The Muppet Show, complete with the iconic theme song, and structure, where it’s both a variety show and a show about putting on a show in itself. At the same time, though, it feels like a celebration of the whole group. It was made by people with a genuine passion for the Muppets. I’ve already talked about Seth Rogen, but Sabrina Carpenter is great as the guest star. She seems enthusiastic to be there, she performs her ass off in her song numbers, and she plays off of Kermit and Miss Piggy especially well. The Maya Rudolph bit was super funny too, the way she ended up as a casualty of Bunsen and Beaker’s bit really got me smiling. That’s something I wanna bring up now, too: everyone feels present and accounted for. Kermit and Piggy pretty much permeate the whole thing, as they should, but I love how pretty much all the main Muppets got a chance to shine. Maybe except for Fozzie, I feel like he could’ve done with a little more screentime, but that could just be me. As long as he gets one or two scenes to be funny, I’m a happy camper. Gonzo’s skit was as crazy as ever, it was great to see Rizzo back after so long, and I now have Islands in the Stream stuck in my head. Among others, like Blinding Lights and Don’t Stop Me Now. So overall, I’m doing great!
With all that said, pretty much any criticisms I have of this special come down to whichever of the Muppets were underrepresented. Now that I think about it, the Electric Mayhem were mostly limited to cameos, which is a bit of a shame, but the backstage bit with Kermit and Janice did get a good laugh out of me. There were a number of characters whose Muppet Show debut this was, since they weren't around during the show's original run. Like Pepe, Bean Bunny, and the aforementioned Rizzo, who have all only been around since the 90s. As nice as it was to see a few sketches with them, that just makes me wonder: what happened to Walter? Was he seriously only created for the 2011 movie? Didn’t he have a whole character arc about finally getting to join the Muppets? His absence didn’t ruin the special or anything, I just can’t imagine why they wouldn’t keep him around. A full series can get away with featuring more or less of certain characters, because you can just go to another episode if you need your fill of a specific Muppet. Yes, this is only an anniversary special/backdoor pilot, but my biggest “issue” is just that it doesn’t feel like there’s enough of it. To be fair, I don’t really think there’s such a thing as enough Muppets, but the fact that this special only left me wanting more is a very good thing. That’s just a series pilot accomplishing exactly what it set out to do.
I couldn’t be happier to see this special doing so well. Seeing the ping-pong-ball-eyed entertainers back in their natural habitat had me grinning from ear to ear, and I know I’m not alone in that. It’s alleged that Disney’s up and coming CEO, Josh D’Amaro, is much more of a Muppet fan than his predecessor, which already gives me hope. Again, I’m glad the sentimentality and nostalgic appeal was kept to a minimum in favor of just proving that sketch comedy still has a place in pop culture. Even as someone who’s more familiar with the Muppet Movies than the Show, I think there’s a ton of potential for a full Muppet Show revival. Not just if Sabrina’s time in the spotlight is anything to go by, but I’m just thinking of all the guest stars they could have in the future. In particular, I’d love to see what happens if they get Lin Manuel-Miranda, or… I don’t know, Andy Samberg? The possibilities are endless is my point. I’m not a strong man for giving Disney your money at a time like this, but if you already have Disney Plus, or maybe you just recorded it when it aired on ABC, give it a watch if you still haven’t! Dare I say, it’s one of the most artistically rich things to come out of the Disney company in recent years, and that’s absolutely worth supporting. Even if you’re like me, and you’re not the biggest fan of the variety show format as it is, I guarantee you’ll have at least a little bit of fun with it. If you can look past the occasional wrong-sounding Muppet, it’ll surely wash the taste of the Super Bowl out of your mouth. Ooh, but on that note, why not get Bad Bunny on the Muppet Show? Seriously, Disney would be so stupid not to pick up a full season of this. I wouldn’t put stupidity past them, but for the first time in a long time, I’ve never been more hopeful for the future of Kermit and the gang. That sense of hope is long overdue.
It just occurred to me that I haven’t posted on my blog since early December, sooo, first thing’s first, happy new year! Hope everything’s going well for everyone, it’s certainly been a couple weeks on my end. I can never believe how slowly January goes by, and I especially hate how we always go from the cheer and warmth of the holiday season to the depression and blah-ness of this month. New England winters are the opposite of helpful when you already have the senioritis bad. They say you can’t get senioritis until after Christmas break, but I had senioritis at least since Christmas break of junior year. I’m managing, though. We’re only about three weeks into 2026, but man, what haven’t I done? Whole lotta theatre stuff’s been going on these past few weeks. Let’s see, I did another show with a lot of my favorite people, hopped all the way over to Broadway and saw Gatsby, wrote an approximately-4,000-word essay for a *hypothetical* production proposal, all within the past… no, two weeks. Anyways, working with some of my people again, I decided to get social again with my social media usage. Sort of against my better judgment, I’m “back” on Instagram. Let me explain what this is all gonna look like going forward.
So, a WHILE ago on this very blog, I really tore into Instagram. I won’t make you scroll that far down, I’ll just recap some things. I used to have a main account for myself, then I made an account for Abe the puppet. My main got hacked a little more than a year ago, and I didn’t get my account back smh. I had to switch to using Abe’s account for everything, but I maintained the illusion that it was strictly Abe’s account, not mine. Mostly because I realized that cutting back on my Instagram use was just better for my mental health. Comparison is the thief of joy as they say, and so is doomscrolling. Especially in the current political climate, I decided that my wellbeing was better off the sooner I wrenched it from the filthy, grimy paws of Mark Zuckerberg. Instagram really is part of that subset of social media platforms that you might not be on, but everyone assumes you are, and this is your reminder that they’re essentially all owned by one guy. I still stand by all of this. My mental health has been better in the past year than ever before, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that it’s the same year I went inactive on Instagram for a good chunk of time. All that, and I sure as hell have not changed my mind about Mark Zuckerberg. There’s a good chance you got here from my story, so what’s up with me kinda sorta “returning” to Instagram?
Y’know, sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet for the sake of wider publicity. Obviously, not everyone’s gonna see my work on this one Google Site, so I decided to start plugging some stuff on a bigger platform again. Still, I don’t want you to think that’s all it is. Like I straight-up don’t wanna be on Instagram unless I feel obligated to put myself out there hoping someone will see it and reach out to me on LinkedIn. I still like social media as a way to feel connected to friends. I really started feeling that way again after Imogen wrapped up. Shoutout to Ryan, Evie, Maddy, Hailey, Ava, Colton, Kennedy, Alli and Lyndon, Naiya, Charlotte, Eret, Tiff, Lylah, literally the entire cast and crew. For all my problems with Insta, it doesn’t make me absolutely miserable. I’m still gonna keep the account smaller in scale. More stories than posts, and, pardon my French, I couldn’t give a flying fuck how much attention they get relative to friends. It’s not even gonna be solely me. You might’ve noticed that I rebranded the account from “abe.puppet” to “theo.n.abe,” which was very intentional. Abe and I are not the same person, or, well, the same personality anyway. I didn’t even archive the posts that were strictly Abe’s, because the account will be ours from here on out. I still won’t have to be on Instagram a ton, so I won’t. Fair warning in advance that the posts and even stories will be a little few and far between, but that’s mainly because it’s still a personal account. Not a professional one. But speaking of…
Yes, Comix now has its own Instagram (which you can see here)! I figured that a lot of my recent comic strips have been good for the surprise of swiping from one panel to the next. Subversion of expectations, how it tickles me. And what I also figured was, why not post these bad boys to a bigger platform too? I didn’t wanna flood my personal Insta either, so now I’m keeping my personal life and my comics on separate pages. I still want to use it relatively sparingly unless I really wanna share my art with a bigger body of work. The “Latest Works” tab on this website is still where I post all the most recent DuckMeat strips as I make them, and I’d like to use the company’s new Instagram page as a vehicle for this website’s publicity above all else. I didn’t even post this strip I made just the other day. I haven’t even put it up on Latest Works yet. Seriously, if you’re reading this one blog entry, you’re the first to see this comic besides my folks.
Still, the new Instagram will be another way to see new comic strips and updates from me on behalf of this company. I don’t really know why I say it like that, I’m pretty much a one-man show here anyways, but you know what I mean. So! Bottom line: stick around on either this website or the Comix Instagram for new comic strips and business updates, but bear in mind that more of the comic strips will probably show up here first. Check the Latest Works page… I don’t know, once a week? There’s no set schedule for how I go about posting, but I’d say I probably update it that frequently. All this, and follow the theo.n.abe account for more of me and Abe specifically than just our growing brand. I guess I should mention that I also have a personal account on Bluesky (residentcartoonist@bsky.social) in case you have that. Hope that makes sense! I don’t know how to end blog posts.
Have I let my Wicked obsession bleed into my official website yet? I don’t even think so. I’m surprised, Wicked has been all over my mind for the past year and I haven’t even written on my blog about it or anything like that. Welp, there’s a first time for everything, right? Especially with the recent release and divisive reactions to Wicked: For Good, I have a lot of thoughts of my own. Seeing as I’ll explode if I don’t talk to someone about them, it’s high time I wrote them down and made you listen. That sounded… Nevermind.
You can’t really talk about one without the other, so I’ll give a quick-ish rundown of my thoughts on last year’s Wicked movie. I mean… I don’t think I have a ton of things to say about it that others haven’t already, but… I love the shit out of the first Wicked. It’s really well cast for the most part, the sets and costumes are absolutely gorgeous, it’s super funny, super emotional, and the already great songs take great advantage of the medium of film by doing things you really can’t in a stage play. What Is This Feeling is the example that comes to mind with that, zipping through different scenes at the school, showing different perspective shots in the same room, all that good stuff. Really great movie is my point. Stretching out a two-act, two-and-a-half-hour Broadway show into two separate two-and-a-half-hour movies sounds like a pacing disaster, I know, but I could tell that a lot of time and care went into that choice. I won’t speak for anyone else, but I’m never bored watching Wicked Part 1. It felt like it slowed down when appropriate, allowing the story and characters necessary room to breathe, while still never going too long without a song. This is how it felt for me as a theatre kid, mind you. A movie’s runtime is different for everyone in terms of when it hits you how long it is. Everyone can only sit still for so long, I mean, don’t I know it, but the long-ass runtime of each Wicked movie never felt like a detriment to me. I do have a couple issues with the movie, but I’m always kinda surprised to remember how most of those critiques amount to nitpicks. The color and lighting are inconsistent, some of the blocking is kinda boring relative to what’s happening in some of the songs, and the sound mixing during some sequences stood out to me in a bad way. Particularly during Dancing Through Life, it kinda teeters on not being able to hear the rich vocals over people stomping their feet, but that’s genuinely about it in terms of my problems with the film! Especially as someone who admittedly wasn’t super into the musical until the movie rolled around, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Wicked Part 1 changed my life to an extent. On top of an entertaining story with some very effective and well-timed political commentary, I honestly don’t think there’s much wrong with said story. At least in the first act, and this movie is just that! Of course, now we gotta talk about the inferior second act, and as such, the inferior second movie.
I admit that I still haven’t seen Wicked onstage, but I’ve been obsessed with it long enough to know the general consensus about the musical. Act 2 is the bad one, or at least, the lesser one. Mainly to do with the prequel writing elements, or the need to explain how every little bit of the original Wizard of Oz story came to be. Although, with a couple exceptions, those origin bits are pretty strictly in the second act. I had a suspicion that this was why Wicked Part 1 was so well received, because obviously, it didn’t have to deal with any of Act 2’s problems if it was just adapting Act 1. Lo and behold, the movie that was just adapting Act 2, was about what I expected. That’s to say, it wasn’t anywhere near as good as Part 1. To be fair, though, few things are. I still liked Wicked: For Good overall. I didn't love it like I did the first, but I don’t really understand where the haters are coming from. Sure, it’s far from flawless, but I can’t call it half bad. I almost wonder if the drop in quality from Movie 1 just clouded people’s judgment. It feels like a letdown if you go from borderline perfect to borderline good, but I’ll say this about both movies: each one is as faithful to the source material as ever. And sadly, part of what people loved about Movie 1, becomes detrimental to Movie 2.
If there was one thing that got me hopeful that Wicked For Good would stick the landing, it was the expanded runtime. Turning an hour-long musical act into a movie that’s over two hours really worked in the first one's favor, and it still did for the second, just to a lesser extent. It certainly wasn’t rushed, which automatically makes it better than Act 2 of Wicked on its own, but it can still only do so much without changing any plot points. Now if you thought this whole thing already peaked at the end of the first movie, you’d be right. Don’t get your hopes up for anything that rivals Defying Gravity, because much like the two acts of the musical, it’s the peak of both movies combined. Act 2 of Wicked notoriously has a less coherent story and less memorable songs, but if you like the musical at all, and more importantly, you don’t dislike the second act, you’re most likely gonna have at least an okay time with this second film. Whatever your opinion is of the first movie, just take whatever you’d give it on a scale of 1 to 10, then subtract two. That’s what you’re gonna think of For Good. I do wanna be totally fair and say that a lot of the first film’s positives are maintained here. With both of them being filmed concurrently, you have all the same cast and crew working on it. The visual scale, fantastic acting, and jaw-dropping sets and wardrobes are all present and accounted for. I appreciated the darker tone to accommodate the heavier themes of oppression and lying for political gain. Off of that, the notion of losing things and people you care about depending on how much you submit to a corrupt regime. It’s all handled pretty effectively for the bulk of the movie, but I regret to say that the shoehorned Wizard of Oz references and origin story bits did start to take a toll on it. The popular opinion that Act 2 of the musical falls apart because of all that, really started to ring true. Me being someone who hasn’t seen the show live, just went into this film knowing what happens in it. Now that I’ve seen both movies, I hate to say it’s all kinda clicked how the prequel elements get in the way of Wicked as its own story. Genuinely, I was really into this movie, liking it more than well enough. The songs were a little fewer and further between, nor were they as catchy as some of the more lively and upbeat songs from Act 1, but the story was captivating on its own. Glinda's character arc was more compelling where it felt like Movie 1 was Elphaba's time to shine, Marissa Bode and Ethan Slater really got to show off their acting chops in their scenes together, and Fiyero's change in attitude was also shown off very well. While I'm here, I know this is about the positives, but if you're gonna have shirtless Jonathan Bailey in your movie, have him in it for more than five minutes. I was two thirds into this movie before anything really stood out to me as being better or worse than the first film. I was getting invested in it as a follow-up to Part 1 that effectively uses the time jump to display the consequences of the characters’ choices, but those last 45 minutes, man, what happened?
Any real issues I have with the story of Wicked only kick in when it finally catches up to the events of The Wizard of Oz. The ways the stories intertwine at least make sense, but they take away a lot of the room to breathe that the first movie had. Particularly with how Dorothy is kept as a faceless figure in the movie. I know it was a choice, I saw the vision, it allows her journey that we all know and love to stay separate from Elphaba and Glinda’s, but it just feels off when put into practice. I think the priority to make sure Dorothy never spoke or showed her face, started to overshadow the need for the movie to slow down and be emotional when appropriate. The pacing just skyrockets as soon as the twister comes in from Kansas, at least relative to the first hour and a half of this movie. It feels like there’s barely anything important that happens between Elphie and Glinda while Dorothy’s not looking. Until of course they start singing For Good. Yes, we all know how things go from Dorothy’s perspective, but did nothing else happen on the witches’ end while she was following the yellow brick road? I guess I only bring it up because the editing gets really choppy from here to avoid showing Dorothy’s face. It feels like the different perspective shots from The Wizard of Oz overshadow the character progressions of the witches we’ve been watching this whole time. Take Elphaba’s big Act 2 song, No Good Deed. The vocals are incredible, you can feel the emotions swelling as she sings, and it acts as a declaration that Elphie is done trying to do good if the world is only gonna villainize her for it. She’s made her choice to embrace her wicked label, so are we actually gonna see that besides a few lines with quick scene changes in between? We see Dorothy and her friends from a distance in a lot of the scenes, but it just feels like watching a highlight reel with all the jumpcuts and barely any dialogue. It’s more than a little at odds with a movie duology that really liked to take its sweet time up until this point. We see Glinda waving off to Dorothy, not the events that led up to that, then Elphie and Glinda very briefly mourn the loss of Nessa, then start bitch slapping. Tonal whiplash would be one thing, but surprise surprise, emotional moments don’t land if you give them choppy editing and abrupt transitions. Are there some impressive shots with how they meticulously avoid a Dorothy face reveal? Sure, but it doesn’t save the story’s shortcomings in this last third. I’m not saying there was no added nuance at this point in the film, I mean, they added a new song for Glinda towards the end. Know what? Maybe I am saying that.
I hate to say that a lot of the small nitpicks I had for Wicked Part 1 were kinda amplified here. I knew going in that the songs wouldn’t be as exciting, but seeing how they turned out as scenes in the movie, that’s not really an excuse for the directing to be flatter and less ambitious. Please understand that this isn't a criticism of any of the songs on their own. They're still incredibly well-sung, but this is just about the visuals that accompanied them. Even for the greater amount of slower songs and power ballads this time around, a lot of them just look bland. There’s a lot of factors at play, like the color and lighting, cinematography, and how pretty the physical location of the scene is, but the resulting mixture just doesn’t match with the characters singing their hearts out. Whether it's As Long As You're Mine, or even For Good. It happens more than a couple times, because there are more than a couple slow songs and ballads here. Maybe a couple too many, because the new songs didn’t really do much for me. I mean, Elphaba’s new song was alright. Maybe it didn’t need to be a song, but you know what? The same can be said for a lot of the songs old and new. This is still a musical, and one I was interested in for the songs at that. It has a nice message, ties into a famous Wizard of Oz quote well enough, and does its job to display her motivations to fight the Wizard. Glinda’s new song though? I gotta be honest, I wasn’t a fan. Well, okay, I didn’t really react to it one way or the other, but that’s what I’m saying, it made no difference to anything. The song didn’t sound bad or anything, but I was just like, “yeah, I kinda got that from what I just saw.” I don’t wanna get too spoiler-y in terms of where it exactly is in the film, but I genuinely think you could cut it and nothing would change. No diss to anyone who worked on it, it’s really not a bad song in its own right, it just felt entirely unnecessary. I genuinely kinda doubt that the song was added because “the story required it,” it’s more likely to me that they just wanted to give some new content to the Ariana stans in the crowd. I feel kinda bad for this movie, because the faithfulness as an adaptation eventually kinda broke what made the first movie. Sure, I still cried a little bit, but I feel like the last act of this movie could’ve held a bit more space for the emotional final moments. And that’s something I never would’ve said about last year’s movie. Y’know, the movie that invented holding space in the first place. Wicked For Good is already a little shorter than Part 1, as it is with the musical, but I don’t think it would’ve hurt if this movie was made a little longer to do things that a 22-year-old stage play couldn't. Whether it was to incorporate montages when appropriate, or give Ethan Slater a little more screentime so he could be a more serious contender for an Oscar. Actually, maybe he can still get it. If Jamie Lee Curtis can win Supporting Actress for Everything Everywhere All At Once, I guess it doesn’t matter how much of the movie you’re actually in. Admittedly, I’ve only actually seen bits and pieces of that movie, I just know Jamie Lee Curtis really didn’t get to do that much in the film to justify her win. No slight against her though. I’ll give her this: I still remember her acceptance speech three years later. Hers and Ke Huy Quan's. Now I’m kinda developing a tinfoil hat theory that maybe the Academy lets certain nominees win certain categories. Like, they let the winning nominee know in advance and make a deal that they just give a speech and a half to distract from the amount of time they got in the movie, but anyways, what was I talking about?
Okay, my initial point was that Wicked For Good didn’t really take as much advantage of the medium of film as the first movie did, but honestly, bringing up Everything Everywhere All At Once makes a good segue. Michelle Yeoh! Live laugh love Michelle Yeoh, but with all due respect, she’s really not that stellar in this. It’s misaligned with how good of an actress she usually is, I swear. I know she’s not usually in family films, but out of everyone here, she just feels the least committed to the bit. Rarely is she effectively intimidating or authoritative, and I don’t think you need me to tell you this, but she can’t sing. I didn’t mind her verse from The Wizard And I in Part 1, but the few singing bits she has in this movie really stuck out like a sore thumb. Jeff Goldblum isn’t a particularly good singer either, but at least it kinda works out in his favor when his song, Wonderful, plays up the sleazy businessman tendencies. Michelle Yeoh knows she’s not a singer, she warned Jon M. Chu in advance, but he cast her anyway. I could see what he was hoping for, they’ve already worked together as an actor and director in Crazy Rich Asians, but I don’t really think Michelle Yeoh needed to do her own vocals. I know how mean that probably sounds, but I don’t think it would’ve been out of the realm of possibility for her to have a cover singer, or at least get some voice lessons ahead of time if he really did want her to sing. Genuinely, I couldn’t even tell if she was singing live like everyone else, and whatever effects they added in post only made her vocals sound more stilted and awkward. Seriously, that autotune was rough if there was any. But if her voice wasn't autotuned and it just sounded that way, I suppose that's still an accomplishment. And I do feel rude to say this about an actress who has accomplished more than I probably ever will. I’ve seen her in press interviews, and she seems genuinely enthusiastic to be a part of this movie. I can only assume she’s an incredibly nice person independent of her work, which even then, is still usually excellent. Truly, I’ve been ripping on her and this whole movie a lot, but I promise I do still like it.
Wicked For Good gave me a pretty good idea of why everyone likes the first act of Wicked better than the second. It’s a much less consistent film than last year’s. The pacing is way out of whack, the songs aren’t as great overall, and a lot of the Wizard of Oz references feel shoehorned in there, but I acknowledge that most of the film’s biggest issues were problems with the stage show first. I can’t get upset at the movie’s faithfulness as an adaptation, it’s just inevitably more of a double-edged sword when the source material has a lot of its own shortcomings. Plenty of things are consistent with the first film, like the production design, most of the moments of emotion, and generally incredible cast performing it all to life. Those net positives still being present were enough that I had a good time with this one, despite the messier story which wasn’t even the movie’s fault. It’s only frustrating because I can’t help feeling like it was possible to stick the landing and create something even better with just a little more time and context. I won’t get too hung up on that anymore, because I still liked the movie we got. I can’t in all good conscience dislike a movie that made me cry. I’d still recommend the film, even though logistically, you’ve already seen it. It’s just kinda fun to think about how I recommend this film to someone who really fell in love with its predecessor like I did. There are still several things to genuinely like about Wicked For Good, but I do suggest lowering your expectations a bit. Like, go in ready for something good instead of great, but also not as fun as the original. Of course this movie was never gonna be as lighthearted, but if you don’t mind a movie with a darker tone that’s still well-acted, then you’ll appreciate it nonetheless. It may be disappointing to find out that the story already peaked last year, but at least the final shot is really sweet. So whatever opinion you gather from this movie, you’ll probably be smiling as you get up and leave the theater. Honestly, the movie is inoffensive at worst. I can’t get that mad at any aspect of it. Even when I really tried to be polite as I tore Michelle Yeoh a new one, you know, who could forget, Madame Morrible, MM, flip it around, WICKED WITCH!!!!!!
Dude, I didn’t care that Disney was doing this. Yeah, I knew it was happening, but I never really batted an eye since it was announced back in 2023. What’s so special about the live-action “reimagining” of Moana that can’t be said about any of the other ones Disney has been pumping out for at least the past decade? A lot of people snapped and realized how soulless the live-action remake trend was with Lion King 2019, but that movie is its own enigma. It’s frankly embarrassing that it took that long for people to realize that a lot of the remakes were pure nostalgia bait, adding nothing but visuals that are only impressive on a technical level. And I do have to say, I’m glad it had that effect. I feel like people have gotten a little smarter since then in terms of seeing the remakes for the substanceless garbage they are. A little bit. I mean, this year alone has shown us complete opposite sides of the spectrum in terms of remakes and their box office returns. Snow White was a bomb, Lilo and Stitch was unsurprisingly a hit, but I really think it’s time we stop anticipating one thing or another when it comes to Disney’s live-action remakes. If they make a lotta money, whatever, if they don’t even make back their budget, good, I didn’t want them to do well anyway, but I don’t actually care. A lot of them have the same issues, where they literally drain the movies of their color and whimsy to create the superficial image of being for older audiences, but rarely anything more outside of that. Redoing the same crap with a gritty filter doesn’t equate to maturing with your audience. Did you ever wanna pay for something you already have at home, but uglier? Even if they do try to create a new experience with the same general story, most attempts backfire. Of course, listen to me say this like it’s news to anyone. Lion King 2019 was so fascinatingly awful because the creative team should've taken into account from the start that animals neither talk, nor emote in the same way that humans do, but the live-action remakes haven't really sunk that low since. Yeah, it’s depressing whenever an unambitious remake does well at the box office. It does inherently make me sad to see that the viewing public is so content in their comfort zone, but I realized there were more important things to worry about in the world, even if Disney capitalism is the result of some of those things. The lack of effort that goes into live-action remakes, yet alone making them anything greater than the source material, is nothing new. It hasn’t been anything fascinating for years. You do have to wonder why so many people care to see the movies in theaters if quite literally nothing is better, but after a while, the question in my mind went from, why bother giving them your money, to why bother… period? Disney live-action remakes have been going on for about 15 years now, and one day I decided they’re just not worth getting angry over. So you might be wondering why I had such a vitriolically negative reaction to the Moana trailer, that I decided to update my blog for the first time in months. And I’m gonna be so real with you: that’s what I’m here to find out for myself.
Okay, thinking about it now, “vitriolically negative” may have been an overstatement. I still got mad, but I wasn’t necessarily surprised by anything, other than maybe the CGI chicken from hell. Yep, it sure looks bland and muted in the colors with a crap ton of stuff that’s still animated, so why not just make the whole thing animated. What made this Disney remake stand out from Day 1, though, was how recently the original film had come out. Most of these remakes come out at least 15, maybe 20 or more years after their source material, so there’s a definite audience that would want to see it for their nostalgia, and maybe a new generation who could be introduced to the franchise. Moana came out in 2016 though, with this remake being announced in 2023 and set for a release date of July 10, 2026. So, only a decade later. Actually, not even that. The original Moana was Disney Animation’s Thanksgiving release that year, so technically, it won’t quite have reached that milestone by next July. It’s safe to say that a lot of the kids who watched the OG film won’t have kids of their own to show this remake to, or at least, God I hope not. This will effectively usurp this year’s How to Train Your Dragon remake as the shortest gap between an original animated film and a live-action remake. That alone just seems curious. I couldn’t pinpoint what it was that got a voice in my head so passionately mad about this movie, when it quite frankly didn’t present anything worth talking about in a way the other recent Disney remakes aren’t. I didn’t really expect to care, let alone enough to write a blog post about it. The question of who the film is for was what I think pushed me to this point. Who is this movie supposed to have nostalgic appeal to if it’s just redoing the same thing from barely a decade ago? Asking that question though, was when it hit me: it’s supposed to be for my generation if anyone.
I like the original Moana quite a bit. It might not be a personal favorite of mine or one I have a strong personal connection to, but I do think it’s pretty great. Marking a comeback for the legendary Disney duo of John Musker and Ron Clements, it’s right up there as one of the movies that made the 2010s feel like a new Disney Renaissance. It, Tangled and Frozen, were pretty much the big three that decade, at least in terms of Disney princess movies with a long-term cultural impact. The fact that Moana is the most recent of those films, yet the first to get the live-action remake treatment, would be one thing. But being in the niche audience the film is technically for, makes me feel kinda patronized by its existence. I know it’s not just me, it’s all the people around or approximately my age, but still. It’s been about ten years, so there’s an entire group of people who were in second or third grade when the original came out, and will at least be seniors in high school in time for the remake. Even if it took me a little longer to check the movie out for myself, I was around eight or nine years old when it was huge. The hot new thing that everyone was singing the songs from. And I feel like I keep saying it, but the question making the 2026 film stick out in my and a lot of other people’s minds is, why Moana? I mean, I kinda know why. I would think of Tangled, but there’s a live-action remake of that movie in the works too if I’m not mistaken. No release date confirmed, actually hang on, I’ll look it up. I know it like, just resumed development after being paused for a while, casted Scarlett Johansson, lemme see.
*In the SpongeBob French Narrator Voice* One Google Search Later…
Okay, yeah, still no release date for that. But seriously, Scarlett Johansson's in talks to play Mother Gothel and not Rapunzel? How old is she now? I’m not looking that one up, it’s impolite to ask and it’s not what I’m here to talk about anyways. Maybe I did look it up, you’ll never know. To my surprise, Moana has been hyperfranchised much more than Frozen in recent years, even though the Frozen films are bigger hits at the box office. Moana’s been more popular on streaming though, so maybe it’s just been more of a profitable brand thanks to families at home. I can respect that Disney has kept Frozen as more of a once-in-a-blue-moon franchise over the years. Yes, there are more movies planned, but they’ve at least cared to maintain the original directors, songwriters, and tell new original stories within the universe so far. More than can be said for Moana. Not only is it ridiculous that we’re getting a live-action remake of the animated film less than two years after said animated film got an animated sequel, the whole remake just feels especially insulting now that I’ve seen the trailer. Particularly with how many shot-for-shot recreations of old scenes it has. I didn’t even realize it for a hot second until I actually saw somebody juxtapose footage of the original and the remake teaser side by side. I was only kinda kidding when I asked, “did you ever wanna pay for something you already have at home, but uglier?” It’s genuinely the same stuff with the saturation cranked down. Like I said, it’s not necessarily different from other Disney remakes in that regard, but this is the first one where I remember when the original came out. I look at the gritty, desaturated environments in this trailer, and think, “am I wrong for being physically unable to understand the appeal here when I can just watch the animated movie?” If this is how the 90s kids have been feeling the whole time whenever their childhood movies got remade, I’m genuinely so sorry. Again, this is gonna be the soonest an animated film has ever gotten a live-action remake, let alone for Disney. The previous record holder (going exclusively by Disney movies) was this year’s Lilo and Stitch remake, and even that had a significantly bigger gap since the OG film so there would be a nostalgic audience of adults for it. The original Lilo and Stitch came out in 2002, and guess who wasn’t even born back then.
Like literally look at this. Wtf.
Truly, Moana would just be another soulless Disney live-action remake that wasn’t worth getting mad about, but for the lack of time since the original alone, this feels like a new low in terms of shamelessness. Moana 2 was already like one of the direct-to-DVD sequels, in that it didn’t get the original directors back, the original songwriter back, and was really a TV show retooled into a movie at the last minute, and it shows from the episodic structure. As a result, it’s really not that great. All common stuff for the direct-to-DVD sequels of the 90s and 2000s, only this one came out in theaters, and is forever part of the Walt Disney Animation Studios library. And it sets up another sequel at the end, so the animated franchise and the live-action remakes can go on concurrently. Like, I know this is the depth of Disney’s depravity when it comes to making money, but this just borders on disrespecting their artistic integrity. I honestly didn’t think this kind of MCU-ification would bleed into the main animation studio like this, but here we are.
I literally hate to see this. I didn’t think I would mind the brand of Moana being so exploited for money, but it’s really not anything Disney has done before. They’ve milked their animated franchises in the past, but they would at least be through television, or movies released straight on video. If they didn’t care about quality control, they would keep those capitalistic endeavors separate from the artistry of their main studio to an extent. Again, I look at all these Moana projects coming out in theaters so shortly after one another, and wonder why it had to be Moana. Well, okay, honestly, it makes some sense. You probably know that the 2000s were kinda rough for Disney Animation, so there’s not a lot of stuff besides the already done Lilo and Stitch that they would really consider remaking. Thus, we make our way to the following decade. Not only is it kinda terrifying that we’re officially entering the era of 2010s Disney nostalgia bait, it just makes me sad to see Moana become such a victim of franchise fatigue so suddenly. Not even the Disney princess movies it was rubbing shoulders with that decade, or hell, the ones that came out first. I’m not saying Moana doesn’t have franchise potential, but it sucks to see the recognizability of the brand be prioritized over making good content, because, well… Moana was a good damn movie. That’s what made it such a hit in the first place. Because it was a highly enjoyable film with an effectively simple story, catchy songs, gorgeous visuals, and likeable leads. And even if I don’t necessarily care how many original movies, remakes, or sequels Disney pumps out, I hate to see it happen to what I felt was a nice reminder of how great original animated family films can be. The original Moana felt like it was plucked straight out of the Disney Renaissance, and now I finally understand what it’s like to have a live-action remake targeted at my wallet specifically. I was already getting the sense that Disney was running out of things to remake, but getting this taste of the 2026 Moana movie, it just feels like they’re now shoving what little artistically rich content they have left into the megacorp machine. That’s why this trailer upset me so much. Obviously Lion King 2019 is gonna stay the most ridiculous of the bunch, because the creative team should’ve known that animals don’t talk. But even though I acknowledge that this trailer is only a minute long, this arguably looks like the most pointless Disney remake since Lion King 2019. I see minimal changes, and I can definitely see a future where this movie does similarly well at the box office purely because young adults’ nostalgia makes them see it. This is already the bare minimum in terms of a movie that could have any nostalgic appeal, so I don’t want Disney to see this movie’s success as a sign that they can just lower the bar from there. What, are we gonna get a live-action Encanto like six years after the original? Like I said, I didn’t think I cared enough to get to this point, but this is my declaration that I reject paying for the same movies repackaged with less color. I don’t have to settle for whatever gruel Disney serves up under the guise of comfort food, and neither do you. What I’m trying to say is: please do not see the Moana remake in theaters. I know me saying that won’t change anything, but I don’t think I can bear to see Disney sell out any further than this. Either that or they’ll just run out of things to remake, which is a conclusion they’re more likely to come to if this movie doesn’t do well. It’s probably wishful thinking, but all I want is for the viewing public to take a good look in the mirror, and ask, "what happened to shame?" Would that be too much to ask?
The second episode of South Park’s 27th season just premiered, at least as of the time of me writing this! You’ve almost definitely seen the first episode blow up on social media at this point. It’s already become one of the show’s most controversial, and that’s saying something. Keep in mind that at 28 years and counting, South Park is the second longest running cartoon of all time, right under The Simpsons. Unique for being one of the only cartoons that can commentate on current events for how quick its animation process is, South Park came out swinging a couple weeks ago as famously fearless as ever. It does make you wonder if Paramount knew who they were talking to when they gave Matt and Trey that billion-dollar deal to stay on the air. No amount of money can get them to kiss your ass after you’ve bent the knee to the Trump administration with an $8 billion deal, and then, by total coincidence, canceled The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. This is Trump we’re dealing with. The clown who gets offended by and threatens to sue anyone who doesn’t compliment him. The same guy who cut federal funding for PBS and NPR for having opinions of their own separate from the government that funds them. Luckily, PBS would then sue Trump for the sudden plans to cut funds, but that was a legal battle they lost. We still have most of our usual left-leaning social commentators on TV (for now), be it Seth Myers, John Oliver, Jon Stewart and the Daily Show team, and of course, the internet allows blokes like you and me to voice our passionate feelings. And yet, it still gets increasingly difficult to speak out against the Trump Administration when they can bend big corporations to their whim so easily. Suffice to say, South Park returned when we needed it most. They have directly shown slightly exaggerated depictions of Trump and some of his cabinet members in just the two episodes they’ve put out since they came back. Please note that I said “slightly.” So of course, Trump got upset.
The point isn’t that South Park was suddenly re-radicalized to the populist left. Even if Matt Stone and Trey Parker are conservative creators, they have never been completely set on pushing the buttons of one side or the other. Their whole deal is that they’re not afraid to offend anyone. Nothing has changed about their worldviews, they just went from indirectly and bluntly making fun of Trump in his first term, to directly and bluntly making fun of him in his second. Trump has always been a hypocrite about being easily offended. Liberals are snowflakes for political correctness, but you can’t talk about him or depict him in an unflattering manner or else he’ll sue you. You can’t protest in a way that offends Trump or else he’ll have you deported, but he saved free speech for all! There will always be people like the South Park team who just aren’t afraid of anything, though. And when you double down on your easily offended tendencies like Trump has in his second term, those people aren’t any more motivated to bow down. Rather, they get excited, and that’s exactly what we’re seeing in South Park right now. The Season 27 premiere showed the townspeople fighting back against Trump’s lack of compassion, and Trump threatening to sue them for being public and vocal about their disagreement. May I just say that their workaround for conservative characters like Cartman being anti-Trump, is just ingenious? Like, calling out “comedy is legal again” idiots who don’t realize that offensive comedy loses its edge when being openly racist and anti-semetic is just normal? Where’s the sense of knowing your audience, earning the audience’s trust, and the eventual reward of covering controversial topics as you subtly push them over the edge? You could say I’m looking too deep into this, but you can say “comedy is legal again” just as soon as you learn the first thing about comedy. George Carlin would like to have a word with you.
Okay, sorry for the tangent. The point is that Cartman isn’t special anymore because making fun of minority groups is no longer unique or risky. And the people of South Park calling Trump out for his paper-thin integrity as a person and as a leader, resulted in the ultimate irony of Trump falling back on all of those tendencies. Threatening to sue, commanding his cabinet members to write about how amazing he is to counteract the criticism, all that sort of stuff. Like I was saying, the point wasn’t that Matt and Trey switched parties, the point was that Trump took the bait like a moron. It’s exactly what they wanted to see, too. They’re not afraid of backlash from the President, because they know the root of that backlash is just that he’s a little bitch. That’s exactly why they’ve continued making fun of Trump’s cabinet, whether it’s JD Vance or Kristi Noem. Remember when previous Presidents and the people who work with them just, y’know, accepted criticism as a part of the job? We no longer live in that climate. Like I said, Trump has doubled down on his narcissism. From cutting funding for PBS and NPR to suggesting that late night talk shows should be punished, but only the ones that criticize him. This is why he is now more than ever seen as a wannabe king. Because the only way we truly lose our right to free speech is if we can’t speak out against the government.
This is why there is no time like the present to prove to Trump and his cabinet that we cannot be silenced. Even if he was elected President by a majority vote, he does pose a threat to democracy. The concept of people being detained for protesting against Trump’s handling of the economy, the conflicts in both Ukraine and Gaza, the Epstein Files, et cetera, is Un-American. As if anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass at all times can just get out of here, no due process of law necessary. Yes, big corporations like Paramount may bend the knee to him for money, but is any amount of money worth being put in his selfish, soulless machine that strips any corporation of differing opinions? Yes, these companies may see funding cuts as a necessary evil for $8 billion mergers, but a non-zero amount of that money came from how successful shows like South Park, The Daily Show, and yes, even The Late Show, continue to be for how confidently they call out political bullshit. Almost like paying Matt and Trey $1.2 billion was necessary to keep the company afloat. So they maintain their legitimacy as their own company in bending the knee to the President, because a show as opinionated as South Park continues to be successful for striking a chord with its audience on both Comedy Central and Paramount Plus. This is what I'm talking about when I say, there’s no way to eliminate disagreement altogether without having to sacrifice something else as a result. Like a company’s artistic integrity or financial status. Even if my little internet business that you’re reading the blog for right now, hasn’t been shoved into the corporate merger machine just yet, it’s why I continue to make political comics. Critiquing Trump’s decision making changing on a dime, or asking big questions others won’t apply cartoon logic to. Like, if Jesus returned anytime soon, what would he think of the current state of America? A leader, their supporters, and their opponents are what make up a country. And if anyone tries to deny or fight that fact, they are the ones infringing on our rights. If you want to just stay out of politics, fair. But if you have strong opinions that you've been afraid to let out, I beg you to share them! Don’t be afraid to let your thoughts out, because that fear is what will truly kill our democracy if we just ignore the things we wanna say. It is more important than ever to be political. To show the world what we think and be the change we wanna see. Because without trying to stand up to Trump, he’ll only get more power-hungry and willing to attack anyone who disagrees. It's gotten harder for Americans to respectfully disagree with each other in the past seven months because the President and his cabinet normalize the unwillingness to accept criticism. And it's only once we fight back to get rid of auhtoritarianism, that true Americans can make America great again.
So I would’ve probably covered this a week ago, but the trailer for Genndy Tartakovsky’s Fixed is out. It definitely flew under my radar at first. The trailer, not the movie itself. I’ll echo what the masses have been saying here, and tell you that it honestly wasn’t very good. There’s always the possibility that the marketing is just doing the film dirty, because it feels like all the most sexual and inappropriate jokes you can think of are here. It is two minutes of a preview vs the 90 minutes of movie we’re getting in a few weeks, so I’m not gonna knock it till I try it. Oh yeah! Did I mention that this is an R-rated, 2D animated film about a dog making the most of his last night before he gets neutered? A film like that is already kind of audacious just for existing, especially coming from a major Hollywood studio like Sony Pictures Animation. Dare I say, ballsy. Even if it’s skipping theaters and going straight to a prominent streaming service like Netflix. The originality problem in Hollywood has been going on for ages now, but reaching a peak with Twitter snobs amid the box office failure of Pixar’s Elio. And I’m here to talk about a variety of things today, but mainly how the public opinion dramatically turning on risky projects like Fixed, is emblematic of our contribution to the originality crisis. Even if a trailer isn’t a good sign for a movie’s quality, you shouldn’t be shocked that a movie about getting your nuts cut off isn’t gonna be for everyone. Yes, you. I’m talking to you, Steve.
It’s been common knowledge for years that sequels and films based off of existing IPs make the most money. It makes sense. People are just naturally more enticed to see something with faces they recognize on it, so sequels are necessary to keep companies financially afloat. It’s why Elio was pushed back to be Pixar’s release for 2025 instead of coming out in March of 2024 as planned. Despite 2023’s Elemental eventually making a box office comeback and being a modest success overall, Pixar was in need of a more guaranteed hit. Thereby, Inside Out 2, while not having its release date changed, would shift to become the studio’s immediate next film, and a serious money maker. Even if there was an interview shortly before the film’s release that raised some alarm bells. CCO Pete Docter said that the studio’s direction would become less oriented towards semi-autobiographical films on part of their directors (i.e.: Luca, Turning Red, Elemental), in favor of making films with more general appeal. I could go on and on about how making less personal stories in favor of making more “relatable” ones doesn’t make any sense, that is anti-art and not how humans work. Not to mention that Elemental did turn out pretty successful overall, and really resonate with the Korean community that director Peter Sohn is from, in addition to general audiences. Plus Luca and Turning Red didn’t come out in theaters, so no shit they didn’t make their money back. They were still well received though, so with all due respect, I don’t know what Docter was on about. Of course I want to see original projects with artistic passion succeed, but nothing really pushed me to want to see Elio in theaters. As such, I still haven’t. Despite being an original project, it didn’t look like anything I hadn’t seen done before. It looks kinda cute I guess, but I wasn’t intrigued. This has nothing to do with the originality or artistic integrity of Pixar or the film industry as a whole, I just didn’t feel obligated to see a film that didn’t pique my interest anyway. Simple as that. It looks very wait-for-disney-plus-able if you know what I mean. If you recommend checking it out in theaters while I can, please reach out to me. I know what I said about wanting to see the success of original films, but I mean that more in the sense that I’d just be happy to see it. Not that I care enough to actively contribute to its success. Not if it doesn’t really entice me to see it. Could Pixar have done a better job advertising the original project? Sure. But even as someone who loves animation, I realized from my lack of interest in Elio, that I really don’t care about Pixar’s creative direction. It’s not gonna affect me, and as long as they don’t normalize overworking animators, they can push out as many original films or sequels as they want. I’ll see them if they look any good to me, but I’m not gonna complain about the originality problem if we get Toy Story 17 anytime soon. It’s not like it’s any one person’s fault for not showing up to one movie or another. It’s not even that I’m biased against original films either. The first trailer for Hoppers recently released, and I’m already way more sold on it than I ever was with Elio. A movie about a girl who uploads her consciousness into a 3D-printed beaver and then gets a first hand taste of nature? Can’t say I’ve ever seen that done before. I can understand the people not digging the humor, but quite frankly, I am. I think it looks funny, I like the art direction, and the fact that it’s an original premise with a director new to the position at Pixar is just the icing on the cake to me. Even if the box office numbers between original films and sequels are a night and day difference, I’m not gonna make nebulously worded statements about the future of cinema as a whole. Because that’s not a mob mentality I wanna be a part of. The people pretending to be film snobs when all they live on is mainstream animation, so acting like the art of cinema is dead just because they’re dissatisfied with recent Disney slop. That’s a miserable way to look at filmography, even if nothing else piques your interest. If you want something that isn’t depressingly dull and substanceless, may I recommend anything from the Muppets? Guys, I’ve literally been so much happier ever since I got obsessed with the Muppets. Try it sometime. Anyway, I was talking about Sony, wasn’t I?
So Fixed! Like I said, I’m still willing to give it a chance after a trailer that I admit put a bit too much emphasis on sex jokes alone as a source of comedy. Can’t say the same for everyone else with all the hate it’s getting, though! People knew this movie was coming out for a while, but never when it was coming out. Until recently, of course. Knowing the basic premise for years, people were pretty well aware of how bold the movie was even for existing. Traditional hand-drawn animated films and adult animated films are both rare specimens in their own right these days, so to get them both in one is a cinematic unicorn. But where do people get the gall to use the quote that “you either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?” The originality problem isn’t that only sequels attract an audience, it’s the amount of people willing to give up on original movies before trying them. More importantly, how the people turning on movies they were looking forward to, are the same ones who don’t shut up about preserving artistic integrity in the film industry by supporting original projects that take risks. Don’t act like Fixed, a movie from the Dexter’s Lab/Samurai Jack/Hotel Transylvania/Primal guy, was some sort of chosen one just because of its concept that people knew about years ahead of time. Why are you surprised that a movie about a dog living up his last night with his balls looks raunchy? Yet alone saying, “oh, when this movie inevitably fails, they’re gonna use it as an excuse never to use 2D again.” Like, ok self-fulfilling prophecy. You’re the consumer, and it’s your reception that tells major studios what’s a good or bad investment. If you want more 2D animation in mainstream Hollywood again, then this is the film to support by watching it. Not judging the movie by its trailer. It’s still unknown whether the trailer we have now is indicative of the movie’s quality anyway. If the movie doesn’t look like it’s for you, the solution is: don’t watch it. I know your problem is that the trailer seems explicitly focused on sexual humor, but it’s entirely possible that the movie itself could be better than that. I am begging you. Please don’t base your fully formed opinion around the initial sample. And even if you do, don’t blame anything or anyone else for the originality crisis. It is absolutely senseless to blame this original project’s existence for Hollywood’s inability to land an original hit, instead of your own damn self choosing not to try it. You don’t have to watch a movie that doesn’t look good to you. It’s common sense. Just quit your bitching about the importance of supporting original movies, traditional animation, or adult animation, if you’re so willing to shit on those projects ahead of time for giving you what you signed up for. You’re the problem.
Goddamn, does it feel good to let that out.
So, how about those floods going on in Texas, huh? Am I sorry for them? Eh, not especially, but I do feel a little bad to see them suffer. Texas is a famously red state that voted for all the crap going on right now in Washington, and if God is pissed at them, I don’t really blame Him. Not that I necessarily believe in a higher power, I don’t NOT believe in a higher power either, but that’s not really what I’m here to talk about today. I’ve echoed this point before on this blog, but I’m tired of America. Not any one political party, just people on both sides are starting to piss me off. Even though I’m a left-leaner myself, I’m a little disappointed by the Democratic party’s response to the Texas floods. It’s emblematic of an issue that’s plagued America for years and years, but I’m really starting to notice it reaching a fever pitch now. It’s the lack of empathy for those on the other side that the two party system enables. I’m also not really here to suggest we tear down the two party system and create a more sustainable one, for fear of being called a socialist (even if I have a lot of thoughts on that too). Rather, I just wanna know why both parties refuse to work past their naturally selfish tendencies.
Putting aside the fact that Texas’ elected officials are Republicans, they’re really struggling with the floods right now, as with the citizens who elected them. And hell, a Senator who usually grinds my gears whenever he speaks, Ted Cruz, made a point that I can’t even argue with. The parental nightmare of having your kids displaced, yet alone not knowing where they are in a time of crisis. Losing your kids, permanently or otherwise, is, as he said, every parent’s worst nightmare. Does he know how we feel about mass shootings now? Wishful thinking; unfortunately, probably not. Some people only care about an ongoing issue once it starts to affect them personally, and I get why. A lot of the time, experiencing the consequences first-hand is just what it takes for people to see them. Either way, it’s frustrating from an outside perspective. Yes, it took Senator Cruz long enough to express this viewpoint, and it makes him look selfish. I get that it can be cathartic to say “welcome to our world,” or “this wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t vote against weather or climate initiatives.” I did the same thing at first, because, well, going on vacation isn't a stage of grief for smart people. You have every right to think that, but would it be too much to acknowledge his humanity? However much crap it was buried under, that humanity shined through in this comment of his. For one thing, there’s not really a point in playing the blame game beyond the catharsis of the initial “I told you so.” Even that can be saved for after we help the people in crisis. It’s how Republicans responded to the LA wildfires back in January. People in other red states like Alabama said that Californians didn’t deserve help if they didn’t face consequences for re-electing Gavin Newsom as Governor, and think about how scummy that seemed to us. Now with that said, do you think Texans who voted differently from you, and are now expressing similar concerns about displacement and losing their homes, appreciate us saying that these are just the consequences of their own choices? I’d rather just acknowledge that environmental degradation has been going on for decades at this point, and that the actions we respond with in the present are what matter.
Humanitarian values put political affiliations aside in favor of the notion that we’re, well, all human. Of course this is easier said than done in a country where the two main political parties are so obsessed with seeing each other as the enemy, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. Of course I’m upset about people electing Trump, AGAIN, but I’m not gonna stoop to the level of people who think that voting differently is an excuse to exhibit cruelty to each other. You don’t have to feel pity for the people in crisis to lend them a hand. Remember that scene in The Lion King where Mufasa lets Simba die to the hyenas in the elephant graveyard as a means of showing him the consequences of looking for trouble? No, you don’t, because that’s not what happens. Mufasa saves his son’s life first and foremost, then has a heart-to-heart with him that night about what could’ve happened because of his choice to go to the elephant graveyard in the first place. I’m sorry to use a cartoon lion as an analogy for real human crises, but at the same time, that cartoon lion is more compassionate than most real Americans. That’s kind of on you. This is my question. One I genuinely wanna know. Why it’s so hard to practice compassion and acknowledge that we’re all human, in favor of letting people rot, lose their homes, and their children, sick and dying, all because we disagree with how they voted. If you have an honest reason as to why you choose that path, please see me after the blog post. I have all day, and just to drive this point home, I’m gonna put some donation links to support the people in Texas suffering in the floods right here. Use them if you’d like.
Happy summer, squad! Aren’t all of you in school glad that you’re done with finals? No more math that doesn’t make sense, information you have no idea when will be useful, and, God bless us, using AI to help yourself sound smarter. Discussion of artificial intelligence is everywhere these days. It’s been pretty prevalent for the past few years, yes, but I’m not here to tell you what you already know about the drama of AI replacing human jobs. That’s something I’m passionate about as it stands, and I said in a different blog post from a couple months ago that I would talk about it another time. So now here I am! I’m also not gonna explain what AI is or does, because you already know what’s going on. I overheard my mom having a meeting with co-workers the other day, and having everyone use AI to create portraits of them as a “team-building exercise.” I hated to interrupt what she was in the middle of, but as an artist, I had to make it known how insulting it was to me. I’ve been worried about whether I'll be able to land a creative job in my adult life for years now, just because people think that artists can be replaced by AI. And even though I recognized that it wasn’t a personal attack, here she was running a meeting and being unabashedly pro-AI. It’s honestly not funny to me if people have ChatGPT generate art just for laughs. It gave you an extra leg? Cool, what else is new? I recognize the irony in a child telling a parent not to use AI in excess, usually it’s the other way around, but I certainly think there are better ways to build a team than to laugh at the silliness of AI art. Even if it’s for a group of people taking a class on how to use AI responsibly, I don’t really see how that makes a faculty any more tightly knit other than maybe developing inside jokes. Even then, that can be done without using a machine that consumes energy at such a high rate. Need I remind you that everything AI-generated comes from something? Talking about AI has become tiring after a couple years, especially being in high school at a time like this. It wasn’t until I started taking IB classes that I realized the benefits of using AI to help with school work. The keyword there of course being “help.” I still understand that ChatGPT is no replacement for human work, but I think teachers who are vehemently against the use of AI altogether, are just jealous. Yeah, the use of AI can be embarrassingly obvious, which is why I think it works best as something to rattle off ideas or provide information to help you understand. ChatGPT alone is very comprehensive, and while I am strongly against AI art, it’s kinda become my go-to for when I have questions too specific for just a regular Google search. It works pretty well in that regard, but not without other expenses. Said expenses may not have a direct effect on me, but the point is that we’re screwing up the planet.
I despise how much of a buzzword AI has become in itself. We’re very familiar with AI-generated things now that they’re so widespread on social media, and I won’t speak for anyone else, but yeah, I’m pretty quick to recognize when something isn’t authentically made by a human being. Like I said, everything AI generated comes from something. It just uses what it already knows to search through a stupidly big amount of information at a much higher rate than any human can, despite being made by humans, and churns out something factory fresh. At this point, people see the word “AI” and either freak out at it, or just shrug and move on with their lives. We’re all too familiar with teachers or bosses being against AI because it’s not an excuse to cut corners, but nobody talks about the environmental consequences. Well, that’s not true. People have raised the alarm about AI’s damage to the ecosystem, but it’s what people pay the least attention to as we normalize using it. If you have any tinfoil hat theories about AI planning to dominate the human race, I got news for you, buddy. It already has. Generative AI engines that give especially comprehensive answers to your questions are an evolution of the search engines that we were already using like Google. This is just what happens as humans and technology coexist over time. Both evolve. At least, I think that can be said about humans. ChatGPT just seems so easy to use, though, that no one thinks of the possibility that it’s too good to be true.
Think about how ChatGPT almost always gives you the long answer. Listing out the variety of factors to a multifaceted political issue you don’t understand, or helping you fudge your five-paragraph essay. It’s more important to keep in mind than you realize, the amount of energy it consumes in the process, and the rate at which it happens. Data centers exist in our real world, being exactly where ChatGPT searches through all the information from. Heat is energy, ChatGPT consumes energy quickly, and data centers end up needing more and more water to avoid overheating. This would be enough for me to explain the problem, but you might be wondering why you probably haven’t seen stuff about this on the news. You need a real world example. A few, perhaps. Where am I to find something like that? Ironically enough, I asked, who else, ChatGPT. For all the people denying that global temperatures are going up, you’re contributing to it. The entire state of Iowa for example. Microsoft built a bunch of date centers in the Des Moines area, using upwards of 25 million gallons of water within July and August of 2022 alone. Residents remarked on their dry taps and poor water taste. The Associated Press themselves also study that one person using ChatGPT in one sitting with anywhere from five to fifty prompts plugged into the search engine, uses about half a liter of water to cool servers. AI is technically everywhere. Yes, I had to Google conversions for us Americans, because we just can’t adopt the metric system unless it’s for guns. LOW BAR! That’s really just a calculator, though. It’s something we’ve had around for years upon years. Think about how many people you see using ChatGPT at school or work, however old you are, I don’t judge. I know people who are conscious of their daily water intake, which I admit I should really practice more. They make a concerted effort to fill up their 40-ouncers four times a day. Can you imagine if everyone who did that, because they’re human, downed each of those in two big sips? ‘Cuz uhh… that’s what ChatGPT has been doing for the past few years.
Sucks, right? People don’t pay attention to AI’s false promises and the environmental degradation it leads to, because it’s not what they see on a surface level. AI has advanced a lot over the past few years, just compare AI art from two years ago to now. We’re letting AI progress more and more to where it’s like having a real conversation with another guy. All Google searches now are prefaced with an AI overview, and an option for a full AI mode where your prompts and AI’s answers are treated like a real text conversation like ChatGPT does. The AI overview already gets the job done for me anyway, but now knowing what happens to the Earth the more I use it, I implore you not to rely on full AI modes, or exclusively generative AI engines like ChatGPT or Gemini. At least to the best of your ability. I mean, who needs an antithesis to humanity like AI art when you’re as autistic—I mean artistic—I mean—can’t it be both—as me! That’s what we here at Comix (by which I mean just me) are all about! Just to reiterate it, if you ever do wanna submit your art to be featured on the Latest Works tab, leave and don’t come back if you’re gonna use AI art. AI is evolving, but so can we. The moral here is, don’t give up on the human race. People still tend to shaft AI’s environmental consequences in favor of it replacing creative jobs. Both are bad, but don’t let people tell you that global temperatures aren’t going up, and that generative AI isn’t contributing to the planet burning through energy. Yet alone that literal billionaires like the CEO of Google can’t afford so much energy to be used up. They absolutely can. We can still turn this around, but don’t ignore environmental degradation just because it’s not affecting you personally. Yet. It’s difficult. Like I’ve discussed time and time again, we live in the age of tailoring our news. Hearing what we wanna hear through social media, which in itself is a machine that will make us subservient to it if we’re not careful. People don’t care so long as it doesn’t have a direct effect on them, so the best I can say to make you wanna turn the environment around by cutting back on your AI reliance is that, well, you’re gonna be sorry when you don’t have a liveable planet. Make of that what you will.
Ew, it got political. Who here likes PBS? I’m not just talking about their children’s programming blocks, even though my early developmental years were largely made up of me watching them. PBS News! PBS space documentaries your dad watches after you go to bed! You don’t need me to tell you this, but the Public Broadcasting Service has been on thin ice for the past month. I know, a lot of the reports I cover on this website aren’t very new anymore when I get around to them. This blog is like Internet Explorer. Back onto the matter at hand, I think we all know how publicly funded programming works. That’s all what PBS stands for. PBS News and educational television are both further left leaning than right, at least by the standards of American politics. Thus, under the Trump Administration, both PBS and NPR (or the National Public Radio) have become prime candidates for federal funding cuts. If you know me, you probably could’ve guessed that I think this is bogus. The funny thing is that political neutrality is considered radically left in the US nowadays. Not caring one way or the other about a hotly debated political issue as long as it doesn’t affect your life seems pretty simple. Something the current administration could not wrap their heads around if they tried. A PBS Station aired a kids’ program four years ago that happened to feature a drag queen in it? Oh wow, I’m so enraged. I care so much about the indoctrination of the next generation into radical leftist views that is… the existence of drag queens. Yeah, while I’m here, if you wanna look up this topic for yourself, don’t click on the White House article titled something like, “Trump ends the madness of PBS and NPR” or some crap like that. Worst mistake I’ve made in a hot minute, actively made me want to vomit mere minutes after I ate dinner.
The claim that news should be neutral, impartial, objective, et cetera, is understandable. Bias is difficult to avoid, however. People can try to keep their news objective, but as I’ve discussed, filtering your intake of news to become opinionated is easier than ever. Between social media and choices of subscriptions, telling your opinions apart from facts is increasingly difficult. Making my own judgment call is much easier said than done without immediately resorting to the established political affiliations from my household. I see more value in looking at the far left and far right sources to see where the different sides of a political issue come from, than trying and struggling to find an impartial source. Is PBS at least relatively liberal in the grander scope of American news sources? Yes, but the Trump Administration doesn’t get to talk about news having an objective connotation. Lots of people immediately look to our leaders for guidance in uncertain times, but don’t be fooled. The people in Washington hear what they wanna hear twice as much as the next guy.
See that? Look at that. Anything underlined is a direct link to the source. Notice how both the FBI and CIA are cited. Oh, I’m sorry, did you think those links on this government website, which “deemed it likely” that COVID was all a lab leak, were to the actual FBI and CIA websites? Nah, they’re both Fox News articles. I checked. Of course Trump’s cabinet says that PBS is too radical because Sesame Street will brainwash your kids into thinking that basic equality is a good thing, but Fox News is neutral for reporting literal conspiracy theories. The Trump Administration doesn’t give a rat’s ass about unbiased news. Their definition of “keeping news sources unbiased” isn’t to make sure it’s based on facts and not opinions, it’s to make sure it’s not reported in a way that offends them. Nobody’s neutral to them unless they’re agreed with at all times. It is no way to live, and they will not drag PBS, NPR, and the viewing public down with them.
Y’know how right before and after every PBS show, they’ll tell you the show is made possible by contributions to PBS stations viewers like us? Like you? Well, how about we make that official? Yes, this story is getting to be relevant all over again as PBS has sued President Trump for his bullcrap. First of all, classic PBS W. But more importantly, PBS and NPR still need our help now more than ever. Rest assured, we can indeed help! Below are links to donate to PBS and write to politicians about the importance of a broad spectrum of opinions in public media. Because by Gawd, If I gotta live in a country where wokeness is bad, and being woke just means having a basic education and believe in human rights, then I’m gonna choose to be woke. Now this is where you come in. Please, take it from here. We don’t know how it’s gonna go in court for PBS, so the best we can do is lend them a hand regardless. No time like the present.
Just a heads up, this post was written at an infrequent rate over several days. Lotta things written on the spot, but just stick with me. I… like Rick and Morty. The honorary “Most Collectively Stoned Writers’ Room” award goes to this show. While the general reaction when you bring up Rick and Morty nowadays tends to be a resounding, “they still make that?” I think this show is in the midst of a metamorphosis. From a beautiful caterpillar… that eventually fell into self loathing and became a white trash caterpillar, to… a caterpillar that slowly gets back on its several feet and regains the ambition of becoming a butterfly. Sorry, I’m writing this opening paragraph on the spot, and I probably followed that metaphor less than you. People have become increasingly apathetic towards this show in the past few years after its initial rise and fall. I still like this show, though. It’s kind of a unique experience where the smartest man in the universe takes his grandson on adventures, all the while refusing to acknowledge a lot of the messed up crimes he pulls off in interdimensional travel. My theory is that people have gravitated towards the postmodern nihilism of the show less and less as they’ve gotten older, and the world itself gets more depressing. People like TV as a sense of escapism from the insanity of the real world, and so appetite for the “nothing matters” energy of a show like Rick and Morty faced a steady decline as the show just became a lot more of the same. Just look at a more wholesome show like Bluey, and the amount of adults with or without children it’s struck a chord with. Listen, I’m 16, I’m not babysitting for anyone right now, I don’t know why I brought that up, I’m writing this to distract myself from how salty I am that my mom’s babysitting my niece today, meanwhile I’m stuck at school. But yeah. I’m as obsessed with Bluey as the next guy, for real life. And I can’t believe that I was talking about Rick and Morty just a second ago.
Yeah, with R&M’s eighth season just arriving, I figured I’d throw the show a bone here. Although that kinda implies that I’m talking about it in a positive manner, but yeah. I’m here to discuss what might just be, not just the single most infamous episode, but mere concept from this show. The one and only: Pickle Rick. I have a complicated relationship with this episode, and while I do absolutely detest the way it talks down to the audience from an objective, critical standpoint, I do agree that it takes intelligence to understand Pickle Rick on a deeper level. I could just ignore any nuances and just call it simultaneously the single greatest and worst piece of television I’ve ever witnessed, but that, I fear, is a bit of a cop-out answer. Nonetheless, Pickle Rick was an event. To this day, the only piece of media that I have seen compared to 9/11 multiple times, in that we all remember where we were when it happened. Personally, I wouldn’t go that far, even though I think I do remember where I was on the night of August 6, 2017. It was a Sunday, and I was spending the night at the lake with my Grandma. It was back when I used to do that on Sunday nights during my summer vacations. We drove back to Grandma’s house the next morning, and I vividly remember seeing some YouTube videos about this new Rick and Morty episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle. So yeah, I guess I literally can attest to the 9/11 thing. I don’t know how I remember crap like this from when I was eight or nine years old, I just do.
I didn’t actually watch the episode front to back until years later, though. With how prevalent the meme was, I was honestly kinda shocked to see how self-contained the episode was. Like, it does work within the context of the show’s overarching story, with the primary thing that season being Beth and Jerry’s divorce. Morty’s parents, just so I’m clear. At the same time, though, it’s not particularly important to the rest of the series apart from maybe the occasional reference. The episode itself ends with everything pretty much back to the status quo. It starts at their house and ends with them driving back home, which I suppose makes it a fine little episode on its own. However, it’s my understanding that this episode had a lot of hype surrounding it garnered by Adult Swim themselves. In that respect, I can see how it might be underwhelming to some, or even insulting. The intentional stupidity would feel like a bit of a bait and switch. Like the marketing overhyped it before people got to see it, so then the episode just went, “haha, you totally fell for it!” The notion of “man turns himself into a pickle, funniest crap I’ve ever seen” was very much comedy in the sense that it was funny because it was unfunny on purpose. Yes, the episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle made the critical mistake of leaning on irony as a crutch, but concept aside, I do think this episode is pretty funny here and there. Like with any Rick and Morty episode, some of the dialogue really makes me cackle no matter how many times I rewatch it. I don’t really understand people who genuinely think Pickle Rick is so funny in idea alone that it’s their favorite episode of the entire show. I think you just don’t like Rick and Morty if you say that. In my eyes, the episode is smart overall. The tonal whiplash of the two plots is very intentional. Cutting back and forth between Rick’s progressively higher-stakes adventure from the sewer to the CIA to the strip mall, and the rest of the family’s perpetually boring session in counseling, it’s all meant to show why Rick doesn’t agree with therapy. Everyone and their uncle has already pointed this out, but why would Rick turn himself into a pickle for a planned amount of time to get out of therapy when he can literally just walk through a portal to a random dimension for however long he wants? More importantly, why would he draw so much attention to his pickled state if he didn’t want the family to know why he did it, when the anti-pickle serum was literally right there?
Though it’s quite the overt means of avoiding therapy, Rick does have a point. While I believe in therapy and can confirm its benefits, I understand why someone like Rick just wouldn’t get anything out of it. There’s not much of a point in a mad scientist beyond anyone’s comprehension to vent about the things out of his control and learn coping strategies for living with them. That’s just not how he operates. He’ll never take “it’s out of my control” for an answer. To paraphrase Rick, if he doesn’t like something about the world, he finds a way to change it. This isn’t how most humans work, so would all of you real life humans who don’t believe in therapy stop using that scene as your argument on social media? Like, I hope you realize how badly you of all people need therapy if you unironically use a rhetoric that ends with, “I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle… when I feel like it, so, you asked.” Don’t tell me that’s why you identify with Rick. When was the last time you turned yourself into a pickle? Anywho, yeah. The episode has that nuance within it, exploring the psychology of Rick’s approaches to challenges, which in theory, you’ve gotta be smart to understand. I just find it all the more of a shame that the episode couldn’t bear to let the audience figure out for themselves the contrast between Rick’s image and the bore that is reality.
Like I alluded to earlier, the episode’s biggest detriment is the last conversation between Rick and Dr. Wong, the therapist. It’s not the episode restating its message through a clever framing device. It has the characters talking to the audience first, and each other second. It’s such a middle finger to the viewers for how it’s all telling and no showing, when most of the necessary showing was already in the episode for us to piece together. It’s why I get so much more enjoyment out of breaking down what a terrible parent Beth is, because that’s left with more subtlety. We see her constantly stating that going to therapy wasn’t anyone’s choice, just wanting to get it over with because the family was told to get counseling by Morty and Summer’s school. Beth assumes that it’s all the kids’ fault, insisting that “it wasn’t the whole family that was puffing pottery glaze in the art room, or desk-wetting in history class.” She rolls her eyes at Dr. Wong for repeatedly bringing up Rick and his dynamic with Beth as if it’s not part of the problem. Beth doesn’t think she needs to be called out on anything potentially contributing to the destruction of her family’s usual dynamic. She doesn’t understand that therapy isn’t a linear task. She says that Dr. Wong’s “arbitrary pickle obsession” is distracting Morty and Summer from “what was supposed to be their therapy,” and keeps trying to segue the session into a “discipline case.” Again, her words, not mine. Completely missing the point that family therapy isn’t about trying to “fix” anyone, but to find the root of a dysfunction and work from there. The most blame she ever puts on herself is attaching the kids’ misbehavior to them being angry with her for divorcing Jerry, but even then, they confirm that’s not the case. And the cherry on top of all of this? She doesn’t even get anything out of the session in the end. She reassures Rick on the drive home that Dr. Wong calling him out “wasn’t what the session was supposed to be,” laughs about the fact that they never got to talk about Summer huffing enamel, and overall views the counseling session as unproductive, not even apologizing to her kids for viewing them as the problem. As such, the episode makes it clear that Beth is a horrible mother who actively prioritizes being seen as a normal person with ordinary kids, over accepting, embracing, and loving the ones she has. And that’s not a direct quote from the episode, that’s the final claim I arrived at with my own analysis. See how much more the audience gets out of an episode when characterization is indirect and left to their interpretation?
Rick and Morty was still widely seen as being in its prime back in 2017, or at least at the height of its popularity. However, this was also when the show became one of the most divisive on TV. Not just in terms of adult animation, but in general. People were getting kinda sick of the show. Not only was the nihilistic tone getting a little old by Season 3, but the “nothing matters” attitude was a bit at odds with the show itself becoming more self aware and adding depth to its characters. The season premiere finally shedding light on Rick’s backstory was a welcome surprise, or at least it would’ve been if it wasn’t dropped like an absolute bombshell. If you’re curious, the first episode of Season 3 was a victim of Adult Swim’s April Fools tradition of airing a new episode of a show without warning. Girl, I don’t know either. Suffice to say, Rick and Morty was no longer cruising through life. It was still a smash hit, but for the next few seasons, the show was dealing with some self hatred. Where it would become aware of its own formula and wink to its audience as its primary source of comedy, rather than just run with it. Call me old-fashioned, but if the infamous monologues were anything to go by, Pickle Rick was almost definitely the beginning of the show’s downward spiral. The overhyped episode almost deliberately fell short of the expectations the marketing set, with drastic consequences.
Rick and Morty, the series, not the characters, was depressed. This show went away for two solid years after the Season 3 finale as its demographic became increasingly tired of it. Of course it was then forced to continue as it was picked up for a whopping 70 episodes just a few months after Season 3 ended. For context, each season of this show has 10 episodes. The show’s fate was up in the air for nearly seven months as the usual format struggled to strike a chord with its audience like it did in Seasons 1 and 2. Especially after the whole McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce fiasco (which I’m not gonna talk about here, just look it up if you dare), people needed the break from Rick and Morty. Some wouldn’t have even been too sad to see it go. After only three seasons, the show was alive and begging to end. This 70-episode pickup in May of 2018, however, single-handedly renewed the show through Season 10. So clearly, the network hadn’t lost interest in it. Confident in the viability of the IP, Adult Swim wasn’t letting go of Rick and Morty anytime soon. Like with anyone in the throes of a depression-rooted crashout, did the knowledge that some people still believed in it help the show get back on its feet? Yeah, no.
Seasons 4 through 6 just felt like more of the show making the conscious choice to go through the motions. There were multiple episodes each season where the characters acknowledged what worked best for appealing to a general audience, and the writers were self aware of how far the show had fallen, to put it lightly. What with characters saying stuff like, “and Rick, when you get home, go do some basic adventures. Like, Season 1 adventures.” It’s sad, but ultimately good to see that all the show really needed was a change in creative direction. Even if the standard Rick and Morty fare was something people were tired of by Season 3, it was still featured in episodes that everyone knew and loved. Continuing the format of a mad scientist and his grandson going on morbid, interplanetary adventures without any talking down to the audience in the process, was something people had missed by the early 2020’s. Lucky for us, co-creator Justin Roiland was let go from his executive producer and voice roles amid domestic abuse allegations! Fun! Okay, two blog entries in a row discussing the ends of franchises as we know them when people with key roles are let go. That’s interesting.
Yes, Justin Roiland, the man who provided creative insight to Rick and Morty in ways including but not limited to their voices, was fired from the team in January of 2023. His case ended with there not being enough sufficient evidence to substantiate or debunk the allegations, but he left the production team nonetheless. Again, I’m not here to pass judgment on that one way or the other. Not that I'm indifferent to domestic abuse, it's still a bad thing, it's just not really the point of this discussion. With the titular duo’s voice actor replaced with soundalikes, Season 7 would go on to air from October to December of 2023. The first Rick and Morty season not to involve Roiland in any way, shape, or form, Season 7 is already best known (by the people who were still keeping up with the show at this point) as a new beginning of sorts. Not just because Rick and Morty themselves got a fresh start with new voice actors, but because there’s just a bit less winking to the audience. By Season 6, the show had become tiring for most of the people who had kept up with it. Its cycle of self-loathing was nothing new to a lot of consumers, and with the releases of more uplifting shows like I mentioned, the general public appetite for the tone and concept of Rick and Morty was wearing thin by the day. By the time Season 7 rolled around in the following year, the show was turning 10. Needless to say, the fanbase was also wearing thin. After enough of a trend in mediocrity, people tend to move on with their lives from hating on a show or studying its falloff. The season premiere of Rick and Morty just isn’t the event it used to be. Lemme put it this way: R&M no longer has distinct camps of fans and haters. The fans of Rick and Morty are the ones who still give a crap.
I’m not saying that’s bad, though. Because despite the peaks and valleys of Season 7, it felt like a positive shot in the arm overall. Indisputably the best R&M season in years. Although it would be easy to attribute Justin Roiland’s ousting, it may not be the case, at least entirely. After a bit of research, I found out that for Seasons 4, 5, and 6, Roiland was basically to Rick and Morty what Seth MacFarlane is to Family Guy now. Someone who only gets an EP credit for the foundations he set, and now pretty much voice acts and that’s it. This is only a little surprising to me, though. A similar thing happened to Family Guy when it was dealt essentially the same hand over time. The show started running out of steam as Seth felt like it had run a healthy life cycle, and then only got more dull and unlikable as his involvement in the creative process evaporated altogether. So if not much actually changed with Justin Roiland’s involvement after his firing (besides the obvious one of Rick and Morty’s voices), why did Season 7 feel like it finally broke out of the cycle?
The answer unfortunately isn’t super exciting. Keep in mind that it’s still just my hypothesis, but it’s what I think is most likely. Remember how I said Pickle Rick was what sent the show down its path of self-loathing? It’s what people think of when they think of Rick and Morty Season 3, so with that season essentially being Roiland’s last outside of the recording booth, the writers must have taken Pickle Rick and the episodes surrounding it as the foundation for the show’s direction. Deliberately overhyped episodes that call the characters out on their usual habits instead of using them in the name of creativity, where the humor is merely the stupidity of the concept. Even though I now know that Season 7 wrapped up writing quite a while before Justin Roiland was let go, it being the first to star Ian Cardoni as Rick and Harry Belden as Morty instead of Roiland is what officially makes it the first not to involve him at all. If anything, I think more writers coming and going over time is what changed the direction and made Season 7 feel different. Sometimes for better, sometimes worse. Some new writers were brought on board, and others who had previously only written one or two episodes, started stepping up to the position more often. Like Heather Anne Campbell, who wrote my two favorites of the season, “That’s Amorte” and “Fear No Mort.” Additionally, there was an entire line of new executive producers hired in the absence of Justin Roiland. Steve Levy, Albro Lundy, and James Siciliano, the latter two of which also have writing credits this season. Back onto the actual episodes I mentioned, though, That’s Amorte was a surprising one. Not just for what it did, but mainly what it didn’t do.
Suicide trigger warning, just skip to the next paragraph if you don’t wanna hear about that, but this Rick and Morty episode about spaghetti was so good for how much it took things back to basics. Rick’s secret to the best spaghetti is, of course, finding a planet wherein people that kill themselves turn into spaghetti. People across the multiverse discover spaghetti, start pressuring the people on the planet to kill themselves, until it ends with a guy finally doing the deed, but getting people to stop as they see the value of the lives they brought to an end through a beautiful montage. It’s also pretty self contained, starting and ending at the Smith house with jokes, all the heavy stuff being in between. Did I mention their explanation for people turning into spaghetti as a result of suicide specifically, is that the mass release of cortisol increases the starch content in their bloodstream, turning their intestines into one long noodle, and their remaining blood into a bolognese?
Did that really just happen? Did this show really just turn out a solid-all-the-way-through episode that comes up with scientific explanations for the most randomly morbid stuff imaginable, and features profound commentary about the effects of consumerism on mental health, all with plenty of dark humor to boot, and absolutely no winking at the audience? In Season 7, this show did exactly what people liked best about it in its first few seasons. That alone is an admirable achievement. Don’t get me wrong, Season 7 still has a few duds, and when it gets bad, it gets painful. Even if it is the best season since 2 or 3, it does contain the worst episode of the show. Rise of the Numbericons or whatever, MAKE IT STOP, the whole thing is just a bunch of letter and number puns, do you find that funny? No? Cool, congrats on getting through grade school. But that doesn’t change that the good episodes this season really breathed a lot of life back into the show. It’s almost like the show learned to love itself again when it was no longer given its voice both figuratively and literally by (someone who might’ve been) a domestic abuser. Who’d have thought? Over ten years after it started, the show may just be in the hands of the people who were fans in its heyday. Them being able to take the reins and give their own interpretations of a classic Rick and Morty adventure is a beautiful thing. And even if the show analyzed the usual character dynamics, the framing devices became more inventive than just going to therapy. Think about the season finale, Fear No Mort. The whole episode is Morty trying to figure out what his greatest fear is through a simulation, only to realize after countless fears conquered that it wasn’t what any of them thought. Nothing in the hole is real, so the manifestation of Rick’s late wife raises the alarm that Morty fears Rick not needing him anymore. After all they go through though, Morty realizes that his fear isn’t Rick not needing him, it’s Rick not valuing him. Morty’s inability to figure out what he’s afraid of until the end sees him going through social anxiety. Rick is one of the first and only people to give him a greater sense of purpose, and Morty got so complacent in relying on Rick for a sense of belonging in being his partner in crime, that he didn’t realize he was afraid of their dependency not being mutual. A simulation that doesn’t let you out until you can put a finger on your utmost inner turmoil is such an amazing concept, and it explores the psychology of the titular duo’s dynamic without talking at the viewers whatsoever. And to my surprise, the Season 8 premiere, which came out while I was writing this, almost has the same plot. With Rick putting the kids in a matrix to teach them a lesson about stealing his phone charger, and the dark glimpses into their worst possible futures manifesting in such a haunting way that they both just go ahead and try to fulfill their own prophecies. It was surprisingly depressing, but I’m nonetheless optimistic for the future now. I don’t suppose the rest of the season will take on quite a similar tone, especially with the episode ending in a memory wipe, but that doesn’t change that it was a unique and smartly written piece of television. Knock on wood, but I think it’s uphill from here. As long as they don’t make another Pickle Rick or Numbericons, we’re gonna be fine at the very least. Call me a snob, but I don’t like alphabet and math jokes as the primary source of comedy in my adult cartoons. At least now we have a trajectory of episodes that shows a little more artistic integrity and self respect. I can’t say the show is good again overall just yet, but I’m confident that I’ll get there in the next few weeks, and that’s why I’m gonna keep watching.
Today, May 9, marks the 70th anniversary of the Muppets! Although it could be May 10 when this entry goes up, or a week later when I suddenly decide to finish writing this, we’ll see how fast I can bang this out. It was only a matter of time before I let my Muppets obsession seep into this website. Well, apart from the footer. That was always there. It’s just upsetting to see how few Muppet projects have been developed recently. The 2011 soft reboot film simply titled “The Muppets” now feels especially ironic. Being the only Muppet movie that directly acknowledges and is rooted in the success of the show, it was all about getting the gang back together to put on one more show and bring the Muppets back into the limelight after the past several years faded them into relative obscurity. Now here we are again, and no one’s taking action this time. The Muppets’ second shot in theaters only lasted two movies as the Walt Disney company became increasingly averse to risk, and now more than ever, the “it’s my IP to sit on and do nothing with” meme from Smiling Friends feels applicable to these ping-pong-ball-eyed entertainers. Ever since I got super into them around the new year, I’ve found that to be a crying shame. There’s just something so unique about the Muppets that you can’t find in any other property. They’re so funny, so versatile, so endearing, so charming, and like I’ve discussed before on this blog, a masterclass in comedy that you’re never too old to enjoy. I had to look up what their most recent project was, to which I found out it was the Electric Mayhem centric series, The Muppets Mayhem. It came out in 2023 and only lasted one season. What else has been done with the IP since? I mean… they got a Super Bowl commercial. They’re closing down Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, which I really think should be preserved as an experience, seeing as how it was basically Jim Henson’s swan song, his last project before he passed away, but it’s FIIINE. If the Muppets came back from irrelevance once, what’s preventing them from doing it again? More importantly, if the Muppets did come back in this day and age, how?
If I had to pinpoint where it went wrong for the Muppets in the 2010s after the brief renaissance that the 2011 movie brought, it would have to be the 2015 mockumentary series, again simply titled “The Muppets.” I don’t think putting the Muppets in a mockumentary style in a similar vein to The Office or Parks and Rec, was an unworthy experiment. The choices made within it were the bigger issues contributing to the series’ failure. It’s the story of Kermit and Miss Piggy going through a rough patch, and the gang navigating through the trials and tribulations of Kermit being the backstage boss of Piggy’s late-night talk show, Up Late with Miss Piggy, in the aftermath of their breakup. This is not a bad premise, so what went wrong? Why did audiences reject this series to where it only lasted one season, and even a mid-series rework of the marketing couldn’t save it? I sat down and watched the series for myself, and I can confirm it was the tone and comedy. It’s way too PG-13 coded for a Muppet show. I’m not gonna pretend that the Muppets don’t have an adult audience, just ask my parents or yours. However, part of their charm, like I said, is the appeal they have regardless of how old you are. With the OG Muppet Show or any of the movies, you can always laugh at the physical comedy, dialogue, funny voices and personalities bouncing off each other, pick your poison. Except Muppets Wizard of Oz. If that sounds like the easiest movie in the world to get right, trust me, it’s not. Don’t bother seeking that out. It’s a TV movie from the mid-2000s that’s not even on Disney Plus, but back to the mockumentary show. It’s funny how Muppets Wizard of Oz has a sorta similar problem to the 2015 series of the humor just being way too sexual and inappropriate. Of course Muppets 2015 gets away with it a little more for having a more famously PG-13 framing device, but adult jokes in the Muppets land a lot better the fewer and farther between they are. I’m not saying I never laughed at the 2015 show, that’s far from the truth and would be snobbish of me. Putting to the side this show’s objective failure to make a dent, I’m really split on it as far as personal opinions go. There’s plenty of stuff I did like, but sometimes the adulty tone just got to be too much. Humor is more fun when it’s left to the imagination, but it also depends on what it’s alluding to. Like on one hand, you have a bit where Fozzie says, “when your online profile just says ‘passionate bear looking for love,’ you get a lot of wrong responses. Not wrong, just wrong for me.” That’s an awesome use of subtlety that really cracked me up when I saw it. But on the other hand, you have Zoot thinking he’s at an AA meeting, and a running gag where Kermit has to ask Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker why they’re wearing each other’s clothes at the morning meetings, and then I’m a little put off. I don’t need to know how sexually or romantically involved the Muppets are, Kermit and Miss Piggy are already plenty for me. Thinking about it now, Fozzie in this show is really funny. Not just because he’s the crew’s resident comedian as it is, but he’s doing his own thing free from Kermit and Piggy’s relationship drama most of the time. I won’t spoil anything (even though I know you’re not gonna go out of your way to watch this forgotten series that only lasted one season in 2025), but there’s this bit where he gets tranquilized in a forest, and it just killed me. I know I just complained about the drug references feeling out of pocket in a bad way a second ago, but high Fozzie is funny as hell. So yeah, I don’t know how to feel about this show overall, like I said, it wasn’t a bad idea, and I do think it deserved more than what it got overall. It was just a little misguided in its lack of general appeal, and I don’t know what it is, but the Swedish Chef’s human hands really freaked me out in this show. I think it has something to do with the lighting and the cinematography. It has a lot of handheld wiggle, which I can appreciate, but I don’t know. The Swedish Chef’s human hands were extra noticeable, and not in a good way. It’s hard to explain why, but hey, I’m sure it’s somebody’s kink.
So why do I bring this all up? What does it have to do with the Muppets’ downward spiral similar to what they faced in the 2000s? Two words: Steve Whitmire. Muppet veteran of 40 years, performing the role of Kermit from Jim Henson’s passing in 1990 all the way to 2016. The 2015 mockumentary series was largely what got the man fired from the role. There’s a certain rigidity to the Muppets that’s plagued the IP for at least the past decade, and in my opinion, it’s why figuring out what to do with the Muppets as a whole has felt so directionless ever since the axe fell on the 2015 show. It was the last mainline Muppets project wherein Whitmire played Kermit. About a year after the show wrapped production, the Henson company let him go, saying they should’ve gotten rid of him before they even sold the Muppets to Disney. Unfortunately for objective observers like you and me, it’s one of the harder cases of behind the scenes drama to make heads or tails of. Disney and the Hensons claimed that Whitmire had exhibited hostile business behavior on the set of the 2015 show, becoming increasingly territorial with the Kermit role as production went on. Losing his temper when they weren’t filming, lashing out because “Kermit wouldn’t do this, Kermit wouldn’t say that,” as well as offering notes that the cast and crew weren’t very receptive to. Not to mention, the notion of having the Muppets available in different places at a time. Whether it’s Disney’s parks, or whatever new project they were cooking up for the screen. Disney wanted understudies, and even got to the point of auditioning and casting backup Muppet performers. Whitmire was allegedly so obsessed with the notion that he knew the character better than anybody else, that he went on to blacklist any Kermit understudies. Despite the monster the Muppet studio was making out of him at the time, Whitmire managed to weather this storm enough to share his side of the story with the public. He owned up to offering notes on the set of the mockumentary series, but claimed that he never lost his temper when doing so. When it came to blacklisting understudies, Whitmire also denied that he even had the power to do such a thing. He simply took responsibility for offering notes, but didn’t own up to anything else. Personally, I don’t know how to feel about this either. I do understand that 20-odd years of playing a character can create the sense that you know said character better than anyone else possibly could. In Disney and the Hensons’ defense, however, giving out notes is a big no-no if it’s not explicitly your job. Having done theatre for a couple years now, I know that actors act and directors direct. Yes, actors are free to suggest lines, actions, mannerisms that would be in character, et cetera, especially if they’re creating something from the ground up. At the same time, though, I know that it should be in collaboration with the production team at the very least. When actors start taking on the responsibilities of directors without their input, it pisses them all the way off. While I understand where both sides were coming from, the bottom line is, I wasn’t there. I don’t know who was exaggerating or downplaying the production drama, and I probably won’t. Whitmire’s been gone from the Muppets crew since then, and what’s done is done. In spite of how this blog post that… I guess you could call an op-ed has gone up till now, I’m genuinely not here to pass judgment on Steve Whitmire being let go one way or the other. People are still really mean to Matt Vogel’s Kermit, and Disney has pretty much put the Muppets in their storage closet. After the underwhelming performances of both the 2014 sequel to the 2011 film, Muppets Most Wanted, and the 2015 ABC show, Muppet projects have been churned out very infrequently. Effectively shutting down the Muppet buzz that the 2011 film created just as quickly as it started.
Since then, the Muppets have of course found a new home in the streaming age via Disney Plus. The entire show and most of the movies are available to subscribers, which is nice, but barely advertised. As for exclusives on the streaming service, there was the 2020 unscripted series Muppets Now, the 2021 Halloween special Muppets Haunted Mansion, comparatively the most successful of the Muppets’ works in the past decade, and the aforementioned Muppets Mayhem. Very few of these have truly been remembered in the grand scheme of the Muppets’ entertainment catalog. I suppose they were okay attempts at keeping the Muppets in the limelight, but they didn’t feel like particularly earnest attempts to do so. They still show up in commercials from time to time, but the Disney company has all but lost interest in them. I wouldn’t make such a blanket statement, but enter Bob Iger. The former Disney CEO who is now the current Disney CEO after Bob Chapek. From one Bob to another, it’s kinda like trash vs garbage. They’re both awful humans, but Iger especially for the purposes of this discussion. This man famously does not care about the Muppets. His perspective was always, “who needs those overly excessive sock puppets when you have Marvel and Star Wars?” Not like there’s any necessity for less ambitious projects to have going on the side. The fact that no new Muppets projects have entered production since he reclaimed the mantle of Disney’s CEO should tell you all you need to know that this perspective never changed. Of course we no longer live in a golden age of puppetry, but we cannot let the Muppets rot away or die. If Disney’s not gonna use them, I say let them go. Even if they’re not in quite the same limelight they used to be, you can’t deny their cultural impact. I still have plenty of family and friends who quote and meme them, either in person or online. A lot of time has passed, a lot of people like Steve Whitmire have fallen through due to creative differences, but we don’t have to let a group as timeless as the Muppets fade into relative obscurity. The theatrical reboot duology from the early 2010s proved this to a tee, but it was only a duology because the company distributing the movies are all cowards who act surprised when the IPs they have the least amount of faith in turn out successful, but then they make a sequel with high financial targets, but it comes out just in time for the hype to have died down and then they shelve it all over again, DISNEY, WHY ARE YOU SO ALLERGIC TO RESPECTING YOUR OWN PROPERTIES—
Sorry, sorry, I won’t lose my cool like that again, just, y’know. Corporate greed. Why did I start yelling anyway? That’s the real question. Is me saying this gonna change anything? Probably not. Yes, I personally think the Muppet studio should go independent from Disney, or at least be sold to another parent company more passionate about them, but that doesn’t change how much easier said than done it is. I pointed to the hesitancy to evolve as a critical mistake as to why the Muppets are losing the spotlight all over again, but if the Muppets returned to their roots with the variety sketch show they’re best known for, I don’t think that would be an unworthy experiment either. Some say that sketch comedy is just not the juggernaut it once was, and that’s true. At the same time, though, a new Muppet show could give them a fun second life through social media. Think about how people are talking about SNL for the right reasons more recently. Commenting on real world events in celebrity news, pop culture, and politics, it’s striking a chord with people all over again, and doubling as really good short form content for TikTok or Shorts. The Muppets rose back to fame in time for the 2011 film through recreating iconic music videos when YouTube was still relatively new in the late 2000s and early 2010s, so it’s all about starting with the risks Disney is unwilling to take. Imagine a Weekend Update type of sketch series with Kermit and Fozzie, or any of the Muppets really. How fun would that be to see on your For You page? You can say “sketch comedy is dying,” or “the Muppets are dying” however much you want, but that’s on you. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy if you don’t take action. It’s never too late. We can introduce new Muppets and performers to breathe new life into them, give a new take on the Muppet Show, and make sure they stick to the form of comedy with clear mass appeal that they know how to pull off so well. Again, I alone won’t move the needle in any meaningful way, so… I don’t know, is anyone else passionate about these guys? What do you like better, #SelltheMuppets or #RevivetheMuppets?
I am SO… SICK of seeing a bunch of SpongeBob memes about how expensive the Nintendo Switch 2 is. Even though I do think they’re pretty funny. The greed of Nintendo may have just become the internet’s favorite non-political thing to complain about, and you’d better believe it’s reached the point of brainrot. I’ve seen people complaining left and right, some even saying that Nintendo can’t do sequel consoles successfully. The 3DS wasn’t the success that the original DS was, the Wii U wasn’t the success that the original Wii was, and people suggest that the Switch 2, AKA the first time Nintendo actually put the number 2 in the name of a sequel console, would similarly pale in comparison to its original counterpart. I see no reason not to just make it another model of the existing console, though. After years, Nintendo finally achieved the balance between docked and handheld gaming they were working towards with a 2-in-1 console. Why not just keep that going? And add another half the price to the initial $300?
The main selling points of the Switch 2 seem to be that it just looks a little nicer, plays a little nicer, and is a bit higher integrity than the Switch 1. I actually really like the idea of magnetic joy-cons, but that’s not exactly what I’m here to discuss today. Am I buying the Switch 2 at launch on Phineas and Ferb Season 5 day? No. I don’t feel like I need it. Out of any gaming companies, I’m the least attached to Nintendo’s mascots, so the stupid $450 price tag means nothing to me. I’m not gonna have any dilemmas as to whether my Mario love is way too strong for me to care about buying Mario Kart at the expense of my mortgage, I already know that it’s absolutely not. I’m at least gonna wait for more games to enter the console’s library apart from just Nintendo’s own IPs. Please note that I’m only speaking for myself, though. I know Mario and Donkey Kong alone have giant fanbases, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. People are complaining about how expensive the Switch 2 and its games are, and by extension, how greedy Nintendo is. But those same people are the ones pre-ordering all the expensive crap at once to the point where the retailers selling it have their websites crashed.
I understand that a lot of people really love Mario, and that new Mario Kart games have pretty much always gone hand-in-hand with the launch of a new Nintendo console. I hate how many grown-ass men I probably have to stress this to, but sometimes the solution to something you want being bullcrap expensive is WAITING TO BUY IT. People keep saying that the high prices of the Switch 2 and its ensuing launch games are greed-driven, and again, some are suggesting that the Switch 2 would fail as a result. And YET, here we are making it the best selling console of all time in terms of pre-orders alone. $450 for a gaming system is unprecedented for Nintendo, but $80 games are unprecedented in general. Yeah, new consoles are new and shiny, but isn’t it more worth it if you get more variety out of it? I’m not here to make anyone do math, but… y’know what? Scratch that, yes I am. Let’s do some math.
Let’s say you buy the Switch 2 on launch. As I’ve already said, that’s $450 right there. If you just wanna play the new exclusive games, not the Switch 2 editions of existing games, that’s only two. Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza. Mario Kart World costs a whopping $80, and DK Bananza is $70. Add each of those together, and you spend exactly $600 on a console with two games to play, which is basically all the console has going for it on its own merits. My source is the Target website by the way. SIX BILLS FOR TWO GAMES AT MIDDLE CLASS WALMART, and this isn’t even accounting for other factors. Are you buying any accessories like the $20 plastic Mario Kart steering wheels? Do you pay for shipping? Do you tip the retailer? Does your state have sales tax? I mean, I’m not here to flex being from New Hampshire, but you understand that spending all that money isn’t the solution, right? If you’re buying a console and its two exclusives purely for entertainment, you can’t whine about how expensive it is or ask “who does Nintendo think I am?” If you’re making the conscious choice to burn a hole in your pocket, you’re exactly who a billion-dollar company thinks you are. Someone who brainlessly indulges in their financial greed in the middle of a trade war, just because your love of their iconic IPs makes your consumerism way too strong. If we buy whatever’s new and shiny for the sake of instant gratification, then it sets a ridiculous precedent that the companies making those new and shiny things can up the ante to whatever price they want, just because your nostalgia and love of video games will make you blind to the effects of buying them.
I will say this, though: there’ll probably be plenty of variety in both the new Mario Kart and DK games, and sometimes I’m only obsessed with playing a couple games at a time. It might be enough for me to have fun, I admit. It’s just a price tag that I’m not gonna drop all my money on at once. Like I said, sometimes I only wanna play two games, but I’d like for the two games not to be my only options for the whole console, thanks. If you buy a console and its launch games, you’re really just buying the games. The console may look and play nicer than its original counterpart, but what else are you gonna do with it besides play games? Even if you only bought one of the new launch titles, say, again, Mario Kart World, that would only remove $70, and still leave you essentially having to pay $530 to play the new Mario Kart, which is already wild. At the end of the day, though, I can only influence your decision so much. The best I can do is use the above paragraphs as a means of attempting persuasion, but you can still buy the Switch 2 at launch if you think the mileage you’ll get out of the few exclusives will be enough to justify it.
I’m a firm believer in the notion that it’s not about what you buy, it’s about why you buy it, so let me put it to you this way. Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time is one of my favorite video games I’ve ever played, and cashing in at $60, it’s still on the expensive side. I assume that the developers were worried about potentially not having enough content to justify such a price tag, because as you may know, completing Crash 4 is a tedious nightmare. Most of the completionist stuff is just recycled content from previous levels to artificially extend the game without actually giving you, the player, any new content. For a casual playthrough, though? Oh man, it’s amazing. Purely in terms of the controls that feel just right and the varied, colorful level designs, it’s probably the single best Crash Bandicoot game. I like it well enough just for those reasons, on top of a very well-written story that's fun to play through with both physical and dialogue-based comedy aplenty. The developers clearly had a ton of fun making the game look, sound, and play the way it did. For how much fun that alone is, I’m glad I have it. The only problem is that just playing through the story isn’t much of the completion process, what with the amount of times you have to replay every level just to get all the collectibles. By God, Crash 4 is five or six hours of an excellent story-driven adventure for casual players, and another 100 hours of a completionist game. Please, don’t go for completion on that game if you love yourself and value your thumbs. That’s my point though. The question then becomes: do you think five or six hours of some incredibly high-quality and aptly challenging 3D platforming is worth $60? Personally, I think it is, but it’s hard to say the same if the game costs another $10-20 AND has to be purchased alongside the $450 console you need in order to play it. I know Mario Kart games aren't platformers, but I think you know what I mean. When it comes to a game with time and effort poured into it that offers plenty of variety in things to see and do, how much of your money do you think it's worth? What's your limit? Of course, what I recommend goes beyond personal preferences. Paying for the Switch 2 at launch or ahead of time will give into corporate greed, but it truly is your choice. I understand that patience isn’t easy, but if the Switch 2 sounds like a lot of money to spend in one spot, there’s this thing called waiting for a sale.
I haven’t made my autism advocacy much of a secret. I mean, especially recently. Thereby, of course I was offended by Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s takes on autism. I shouldn’t have to say that an anti-vaxxer is an… odd pick for secretary of health, but that’s not exactly what we’re here to discuss today. At least not quite yet. While my views on autism spectrum disorder are pretty progressive, I admit that I understand why there’s so much confusion around the disorder. The notion that it’s neither a disease, nor a linear thing has always been the truth, but it’s only been widely adopted in the past few years. At the same time, though, that’s why I don’t think I’m crazy for being disappointed by our government’s inability to keep up. I hear RFK Jr say that autistic people can’t ride bikes, play baseball, date people, use a toilet unassisted, ALL ACTUAL THINGS HE SAID, but, it’s fine. I’m fine… and I just think, is he talking about autistic people, or a blind monkey with no limbs? Of course I can’t really control what RFK Jr thinks, but that’s no reason not to prove how much better I could do his job. I can’t wait to see the look on his aggressively tanned face when he finds out that the new “epidemic” of autism is just a result of more people claiming it. Let alone, when he bans vaccines and wonders why autism cases haven’t gone down. As funny as that sounds, it’s a horrifying future, isn’t it? Now how about the increased possibility of it now that he’s in power?
This is how I look at the current President’s cabinet trying to erase communities. Whether it be the autistic community, the LGBTQIA+ community, or anything else. Banning vaccines or transgender athletes isn’t gonna drive the autism or gayness out of us. This is the message I want to spread to my fellow autists, queers, et cetera. Fight back. Even if we as young people can’t establish a successful fight fund to rival the richest people in the world, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. I don’t have many ideas for that yet to be honest, but the best I can do is help these people get their voices heard. Tell the government we will not be erased. Show them that genetic differences are not a bad thing, or even something caused by vaccines. Even if I get measles because vaccines will be illegal within a year, that won’t make me any less autistic and proud. That’s not how humans work, and we need to spread that word to the idiots in office. Show them that they are the Grinch trying to steal Christmas. They can’t do it! They need to stop trying to stuff all the things and people they don’t like into relative obscurity, because short term fixes to one’s own personal bubble do not and will not apply to a whole country. That’s what WAND is about. No amount of magic wands, sorry to all my Harry Potter fans. It stands for We Are Not Diseases. Just a little forum to discuss mistreatment and misconceptions surrounding developmental differences. With that said, it’s more than just a safe space. It’s here to help people. Prove to dumb and arrogant people that we can use a toilet unassisted, thank you very much. There’s not much on the page as of yet, but that’s where you come in. Let’s end Autism Acceptance Month on a high note! See the page for any other clarifying details.
Since I started this website a month ago, I’ve really been blown away by the response to it. Even though it doesn’t have the widest reach (yet), what started as a school project quickly grew into my favorite means of publishing my artwork and personal thoughts and feelings, at least in a hot minute. It may be the same few people who frequently check the latest works tab or this blog right here for updates, but nevertheless, it means a lot to me that my work is now finding an at-least-slightly larger audience. What I wanted to do today was answer some of the questions my friends and family have about my art career, portfolio, history, or even future plans. There’s not many, but I’m happy to tell you whatever you wanna know. If you are curious about ways to publish your work, want a creator spotlight on the latest works page, or have any questions for me in general, well… I know this is still a small website, but please, reach out to me! (If you don’t have any existing DMs with me from knowing me personally, go ahead and email me at trmorton817@gmail.com.) If I get enough different questions, then I’ll start doing these “your questions answered” blog posts more regularly, but this time anyway, I asked you to ask me whatever you were wondering. I’m gonna keep the questions anonymous and not attributed to their askers at least for this occasion, but without any further ado, let’s get right into it.
What are your plans after high school? What career are you aiming for currently?
I would take the easy way out and just say, “your answer’s as good as mine,” but y’know, I think there’s a bit more nuance than that. I am still planning on going to college after high school, but it’s still very much up in the air as to where I wanna go or what I wanna do exactly. As early as a couple months ago, I probably would’ve said that I want a career in psychology. While I do still have a lot of interest in that field, because I love helping people through emotional baggage, it’s looking less and less certain as time goes on. Having created this blog and everything else, I think I wanna continue making art and writing. Of course I’d have to start by working a position for someone else before I can make my own career out of being a freelance, independent artist. Generally, most creative jobs can’t start as jobs. Growing an audience who likes your work takes time and luck, but I want to make my career fun. One that says “it’s my career and nobody else’s.” I don’t want an office job, because even as I get older— nay, especially as I get older, working in a cubicle just looks more and more boring and formulaic. I say, why limit my personality in the workplace to a literal cube? I know a successful art career is one in a million either way, but the only person who can stop me is me. Nevertheless, I think I’ve spent the past decade building a portfolio, so I’m not disliking my chances here. I find the world and societal expectations for the average person to have a job in some office pretty depressing, so it’s my mission to put my own unique spin on doing what you’re passionate about for a career option. Will I get burnt out? Oh, of course from time to time. We all do here and there, but it’ll be all the more worth it for the time I spend with whatever jobs I genuinely enjoy. I’m not the top of my class or anything, I just know I’m the DuckMeat guy pretty much. Career paths have been a bit of a touchy and uncertain subject for me as I get further and further along in high school, but now that junior year’s (almost kinda sorta) on its way out, I know I’m probably not getting into any Ivy League schools. That’s not really what I want though. All I know is, I’m not about to settle for less.
Where do you think you’ve grown the most with your art? (drawings or theatre)
This is a very good question. I’ll be as honest as I can, I’m not 100% sure if it’s asking whether I’ve grown more in visual or performing arts, or just what opportunities to expand my skill set in either of them have been the most successful endeavors. Saying that now, I’m assuming it’s the latter, so I’ll adhere more closely to that with my answer. Pound for pound, I think my growth in theatre, musical or otherwise, has been a bit more impressive. For nothing else, just by virtue of how much less of my life I’ve spent doing theatre than I’ve been drawing. I’ve become a better actor both on and offstage, I’ve discovered a sense of community that likes me for who I am unlike anything else I’ve ever experienced, and… okay, I still kinda suck at dancing, but I’m better than I was two years ago. Emblematic of what a good decision it was. Honestly, yeah. I’m kinda making up this answer as I go. At least, much more than the last one, but I think theatre has allowed me to get back on my feet as a visual artist, too. Acting has allowed me to become more confident, speak my mind, et cetera. Thinking about it, my newer passions for singing, acting, monologuing, dancing, stuff like that, have drawn me towards a lot of different onstage media. Be it Broadway Musicals or night time talk shows. I’ve mentioned previously on this blog that The Daily Show has allowed political comedy to seep its way into my work a lot more often in the past year. I now see the genius in treading the comedy/commentary line, as opposed to just joking about how ridiculous the current status of international relations is. And if you were trying to get me to say it, shoutout to the wonderful Rise Theatre Group. It wasn’t necessarily where I started theatre, but it’s still basically the only company that gives me any big roles. And allowed me to combine my talents for promo art! Ryan, Colton, Maddy, if you’re reading this, thanks for all you’ve done in allowing me to come into my own as an actor. I wouldn’t feel the value I have in any theatre company that I do today if it wasn’t for your amazing leadership that makes for such a uniquely stress-free experience. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads, of course I’ll be auditioning for Morris Micklewhite.
What is your favorite tool to use for making art?
Okay, good. A more straightforward question to give the long answer to! I had to think about it a bit, because you could technically consider my comics multimedia. What I currently use is a 72-set of Castle Arts colored pencils, Crayola Supertips, and the German-branded Staedtler triplus fineliners. Generally, how I’ve made comic strips since about 2019, is draw the lineart in pen (Staedtler), color foreground characters and objects in marker (Crayola), and the backgrounds in colored pencil (Castle Arts) so I don’t use up all my marker ink too fast, and the stuff that’s front and center stands out against a softer-colored backdrop. Back onto the question, though, I would probably say the Staedtler pens are my favorite art supplies. Seeing as it’s often the tool I use to lay the groundwork, and I frankly could live without the color work. Coloring is usually my least favorite part of the process. Not that I actively dislike it, heck, it’s satisfying in small doses, but it just allows for the least amount of creative freedom on its own. Coloring is the exact same process the most often, unlike writing and drawing, which is entirely up to me every time. It’s why I have to color the panels as I go, it gets fatiguing if I do it all in one go after I make the comic itself. I’m not hiring, though. Sorry, but, bold of you to assume I can pay a colorist right now. Apologies for the tangent. I think I’ve made the point that the Staedtler pens feel like they grant me the most creative power as someone who never leaves home without a sketchbook. Not fine-tip Sharpies, though. Those are okay, but Staedtlers are just better. It’s hard to explain, but like, have you ever seen the “Almost Pizza” SNL bit? That’s kinda like what Staedtlers are to Sharpies. I’m not getting paid to say any of this, they’re just some very nice pens that I recommend if you wanna practice drawing straight to ink.
What artist is the biggest inspiration that you draw from when you create your art?
Oh, so many, but I’ll keep this brief. Mo Willems, Dav Pilkey and Stephan Pastis are kinda my big three. The Pigeon guy, the Captain Underpants/Dog Man guy, and the Pearls Before Swine guy, in that order. I had my phases around all three of those cartoonists’ work in particular in that order. I think of it like this. Mo Willems got me into art and writing and made me a creative type in the first place, Dav Pilkey showed me the appeal of the comic format, and Stephan Pastis got me into the comic strip format. That’s how DuckMeat ultimately came about. Still love all of their work, and I’ll gladly shout them out (not that they need it, their stuff is much bigger than mine, but anyway).
That’s really about it. Thank you to the few of you who did send me your questions. And even if you didn’t personally ask me anything, I hope you enjoyed this post anyway, because I’d do it again! Even in spite of this website being that of an art company, the questions really don’t have to be art related. I’m down for whatever, as long as it’s not about what I want in bed. Keep things safe for work. Everyone please have a wonderful, happy, and safe Easter.
Doesn't January 2025 feel like it was forever ago already? Los Angeles was on fire, a peaceful transfer of power was going on at the White House, and most namely to the subject of today's post, TikTok was finally and officially permabanned. After it almost happened, like, every year since 2020, TikTok was finally gone for real. For about 12 hours. Look, as someone who doesn't avidly use TikTok, I just looked at the ban situation earlier this year and thought, “how many times can we do this?” Yes, it was looking more likely due to the national security concerns related to the Chinese parent company, ByteDance, with America’s change in presidency imminent. But I just shrugged at the idea of a TikTok ban because it wouldn’t even affect me personally. While I’m not here to say “I told you so,” I’m not not saying it. I just had to make a comic strip about the whole turn of events, including finding alternatives to TikTok that were clearly more hellbent on selling your personal information. I shouldn’t have to say that an app requiring you to engage in the practices of Communist China just to use it isn’t a good alternative if it’s replacing the app that was disabled to protect your online security. Nevertheless, RedNote was a thing that happened. I drew Crazy wearing a Communist China outfit and speaking Mandarin, and I thought it was pretty funny. Call it offensive all you want, you can’t tell me I was inaccurate in depicting him as a convert. South Park gets away with worse anyway.
So what could I possibly regret about this comic strip with silly political commentary and funny visuals? It was one line that you may have missed. The one in the notice that Eggward gets on his phone, reading: “Nevertheless, all of your personal info got sold to China after you ‘moved to RedNote’ when Instagram Reels was right there.” It wasn’t saying that this one Chinese app you’ve never heard of was trying to sell your personal information. That was at least semi-accurate. It was the mention of Instagram Reels as a good and safe alternative. As of the past few months, I would not endorse Instagram in any capacity. And I am deeply sorry I made it sound any better than TikTok. Since December of 2024, I have learned how little Instagram cares about its users. As some of you may know, my Instagram account was hacked back then. Yes, I may have been baited and hooked by someone posing as my classmate without me knowing that classmate quite well enough to be able to tell it wasn’t them until it was too late, but we don’t talk about how gullible I am. This is really just the tip of the iceberg, but Insta’s help page in case of your account being hacked is useless. Not only does it essentially go in a circle by just bringing you back to the starting page after you report the hacker, but even if you got a message that said, “we’ve received your report, expect to hear back from us soon!” I’ll save you the suspense; no you won’t. I lost my account with 300-odd followers and everything I posted on it. I still have access to Instagram with an alternate account (via Abe the puppet), but the “theomstudios” account is no more. Though I was pretty upset when it happened, I didn’t realize at the time what a blessing in disguise it was.
Instagram is infamous for how easily it allows comparison to be the thief of joy. You’ve probably seen a million PSA’s about how people posting about their best lives on social media makes it easy for you to compare yourself to them and feel insecure, unsuccessful, et cetera. Intentionally or not, Instagram is practically designed to let this happen. Your success literally being quantified by views and likes as people only post their highlights, brings about insecurity. It’s like there’s a literal popularity chart, but instead of it all being in your head, it’s on one of the most popular social media platforms run by billionaires. Checking on that to see how you measure up is unhealthy as a concept, let alone a daily ritual. It’s so refreshing just to have a smaller account that’s not even really supposed to be me. I have less mutuals to worry about, less people to compare myself to as a result, and even if we post about big events in our lives, it’s usually theatre-related (so, a measure of success that I can relate to more). Not everyone at school knows who Abe the yeti puppet is. More people know who Theo is, but the theatre peeps know who Abe is. Better yet, they see Theo and Abe as two different dudes with their own specialties, and love Theo as much as they love Abe. They can respect that I only post goofy puppet videos under the alias of Abe even after I lost my main account, which I commend greatly. Isn’t it funny? I lost Instagram, at least at the larger scale, and I’ve been significantly happier ever since? Go figure.
While I’m at it, I keep seeing people say they’re deleting Twitter or Facebook in favor of moving primarily to Insta, so let me be the one to enlighten you. THAT’S NOT ANY DIFFERENT. Back in February, there was an outbreak if you will, of gore and other NSFW content on Reels. Y’know who had to send out a public apology for their own unwillingness to moderate potential triggers, calling it a "glitch?" Meta Platforms, Incorporated. Yes, the Facebook company. The one that also owns Instagram. The corporation owned by Mark Zuckerburg, who announced that fact checking and protection against hate speech was leaving his platforms for becoming “too politically biased.” I wonder why that is. I really don’t think I need to explain why Twitter isn’t fairing any better in this regard, but rest assured, it’s why I’ve cut back considerably on my Instagram use. Historically, the normalization of violence and spread of hate has been a stepping stone to genocide. You might think genocide is rare because of how infrequently it happens at a mass level or impacts you personally, but frankly, it’s all easier than ever with social media. Sure, it’s all in the name of “free speech,” but leaving free speech completely and totally unmonitored can lead to the one thing it doesn't permit: clear and present danger. Hearing what you wanna hear is like living off of one food for the rest of your life. You can say whatever you want and not be called out if you lie on all Meta platforms, but that dynamic does not change the easy and addictive trap of social media letting you filter your intake of the news. Reinforcing what you believe in and keeping out what you don’t prevents you from hearing any other perspectives. Might not sound so bad on a personal level at first, but you make very few friends if you can only speak the language of liberals or conservatives. No dip, that’s blatantly unhealthy.
The future of social media is in the hands of platforms that you don’t constantly see compared to Nazi Germany for their normalization of hateful rhetoric. Maybe it’s time I download BlueSky or something else like it, just to see how refreshing it is in terms of allowing social media to connect us, like it's supposed to. Not tear us apart through comparison, standardized success, violence, or hate speech. We are the people, and we are what we can control. We have the power with the internet to share what we want to share, and choose how we go about it. That’s a big part of why I created the Comix website. Creating a new platform by myself is a nice and viable option nowadays. I realize now that none of this is even mentioning the AI slop, but no social media seems to be vehemently anti-AI. Except this website. We here at Comix feel very strongly about AI, but that’s a topic for another day. Bottom line… yeah, sorry I said Instagram was good. It’s not. It’s time to move on.
Over the past week, you’ve probably heard from critics and audiences alike that after years of delays and turnarounds, A Minecraft Movie is exactly what the trailers made you think it was. I would say, don’t rush to see it if you want a lively theater like you’ve seen all over TikTok, because a lot of the people who really wanted to see it made a point to do it over the weekend. Fortunately though, I can confirm that even if there’s like, 12 people in the whole theater including your party, the crowd will still go wild whenever Jack Black speaks. “CHICKEN JOCKEY” will be mine and my friends’ vocal stim for the next 10 days, but as for my actual thoughts on the movie?
Normally, I like reviewing and rating films, but this is a very hard movie to review. From the moment I walked out of the auditorium, I knew this was perhaps the most “what the heck do I rate this out of 10” movie I’ve ever seen. By all accounts, it wasn’t good at all. The effects were dog water, the CGI was ultimately pretty ugly to me, and everything outside of the Minecraft world (not even literally, I mean that as in, anything not ripped straight from the game) was generic as sin. I have no idea why the marketing even bothered advertising any of the human actors besides Jack Black and Jason Momoa, because they’re three actors you’ve never heard of playing characters with barely anything memorable about them. The biggest issue I had with what the trailers were promising that never got better with time, was the apparent lack of any respect for the source material. So many of the jokes were just Jack Black name-dropping Minecraft things in the most Jack Black way possible. It made for some nice meme material, but it wasn’t exactly unironically funny. Of course I got more curious as time went on, seeing more of the mob designs and sets from behind the scenes stuff, but yeah, it’s exactly what you think. Truly though, I can’t complain too much. The movie itself acknowledged how much you as an audience member have to turn off your brain to get anything out of it in later promotional material, and it took me a little while, but I was having fun with it in due time. I’m pleased to say that this was… sort of a “so bad it’s good” type deal, but I say it only sort of fits that mold because I could tell the team behind the movie were genuinely cooking up some good stuff in some areas. It’s still a fun movie as is, but it stings just a little bit. It just feels like the movie starts to develop some truly good ideas with undeniable artistic merit, but then slams the brakes on those ideas just as quickly because it’s Minecraft, so the joke is that it’s stupid on purpose. While I still enjoyed it, it’s just a bit frustrating knowing that the movie could've been enjoyable from a quality perspective. Not just laughably bad because the effort is intentionally low, but alas, this is not the world we live in.
Around the time the second trailer came out, there was a behind the scenes featurette that was released in tandem with it. In it, Jack Black said something like, “this whole movie is a joyful celebration. If you wanna survive, you gotta be creative.” If there was anything that turned my initial skepticism of the movie around, that would be it. I could sense an overall message of creativity in the movie upon seeing it last night, and I wouldn’t be upset that it didn’t seem to go all out with that message, but it kinda just made me wish I was watching The Lego Movie instead. It’s funny how both movies kinda had the same idea in their messaging. One thing Legos and Minecraft have in common is the point being that you can build literally anything. Both the Minecraft movie and the Lego Movie are about creativity, but the reason Lego is more successful as a showcase is that it focuses more on individuality within creation. Emmet is a generic everyman who has very little distinct personality, but his positive attitude and naïveté are enough to inspire everyone around him to change the world with what they can create. Minecraft on the other hand? Well, it leads to a relatively fun climax, but there’s very little crafting of anything not directly from Minecraft, despite the potential they set up in establishing that possibility. This movie really means to tell me that anything is possible with a Crafting Table, and a tater tot gun is the best it’s got? Again, The Lego Movie works better because it’s not limited to what you can actually make in a sandbox game, but it also just looks a lot nicer. Oh, speaking of…
Yeah, I didn’t care for the Minecraft Movie’s visual style. On some level, I get why the production team went with the live action hybrid format. The prospect of real people in the Minecraft world does seem fun on paper, but having seen the final product, I truly don’t see why it couldn’t have just been fully animated. Even if they wanted to start the movie in the live action world and then turn animated once they enter Minecraft, that alone would’ve played way better. It would’ve saved them a lot of cheap green screen effects, and the designs of the in-game creatures wouldn’t have to be nearly as ugly, because they wouldn’t have had to try to be “realistic” while also maintaining their recognizable attributes. I think the uncanny valley looks work in favor of the hostile mobs (except the baby zombie). The skeletons and ghasts for example, look pretty sick. The passive mobs like the sheep or villagers, though? Gross, get those demented things away from me. They cross over the level of fleshy texture on a non-human thing that I’m comfortable with. I’m aware that I’m not really supposed to think about it too much, and I did eventually, but man, the movie would just work so much better as a film adaptation of Minecraft if it just looked less gross. A fully animated approach would’ve just enabled the movie to pull off something more fun and visually pleasing, and I really feel like I shouldn’t have to say that in a post-Mario movie world. The sets like the woodland mansion look pretty cool! The film looks great whenever there’s not an obvious green screen! It made me think like, where was this artistry in the rest of the movie? I don't even care if it seems crazy how much the drab and ugly style hindered my enjoyment, but this is a movie, after all. Excuse me for wanting this visual medium to look good.
It also feels like the movie could’ve shined more as a Minecraft adaptation if it just started with the characters in the Minecraft world, just showing them trying to survive like in the game so the Minecraft-isms were a little more charming. Spoilers for The Lego Movie, but part of the reason that works so much better as a creativity message is because it’s only revealed later on that it was just a kid playing with legos the whole time. That twist recontextualizes the movie and its messages about individual creativity by applying it to a father and son, but the childish talk and generic chosen one tropes feel natural with or without that context in mind because it’s just seen as the movie capturing the feeling of being a kid making up dumb stories with legos. Imagine if in the third act of Minecraft, it just cut to Jason Momoa and Jack Black as two broke best friends who only have each other, playing Minecraft together to escape reality. They would have such a unique opportunity to learn and apply their creativity to the outside world. It might sound different, but the movie we did get honestly wasn’t too far off from building up that kinda moral. If anything, it did, and that’s not a bad lesson in the slightest. It just has a very clunky framing device of a bunch of randos getting transported to the Minecraft world within the movie, which takes away from it having many surprises.
Back onto some positives, though, stay with me. It might sound crazy, but as I was able to turn off my brain with time, I think I actually got kind of invested by the climax? I knew I wasn’t supposed to think too hard by this point, but with as few spoilers as possible, the final battle was kinda that rare moment in the film where everything it was going for worked! The creepy-looking designs of the mobs again started to work in favor of the atmosphere, everyone gets a bit of a chance to show off the creative ability that Minecraft enables, almost so much so that I can say I started to understand the intention behind calling it “A Minecraft Movie” instead of “The Minecraft Movie.” In that Minecraft has infinite possibilities depending only on your creative ability, so this movie is just one story that can exist in Minecraft. The rest is up to you, the one mining and crafting, which the climax of this movie does a nice job displaying. It’s still a silly scene, don’t get that twisted, but I realized I was genuinely having a good time. I assure you, it was not a case of an edible kicking in or anything of the sort. I was entirely sober, and I can confirm that the movie got more fun as it went on. While I never found myself particularly captivated by the conflicts of the human characters besides Jack Black, Jason Momoa, and maybe the kid, the few character arcs were ultimately pretty okay with what little nuance the movie already had going for it. Even though the ironic enjoyment was part of the movie’s charm, the fun climax and occasional silly action scenes in between were decent opportunities for a nice message. It didn't just have to make fun of how unrealistic Minecraft can be as its only source of comedy. The movie would've been objectively better if the writers and actors just expressed a little more commitment to the bit, like The Lego Movie, or more recently, the Dog Man movie did. Both of Dreamworks' Dav Pilkey adaptations are endearingly stupid, and that's because both Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie and Dog Man have a for-kids-by-kids framing device where all of the screenwriters and cast are just going along with it so we, the audience, can get invested. Make no mistake, A Minecraft Movie is still fun for its ironic enjoyment, but it frustrates me all the more because it was so close to achieving that sense of childlike whimsy in its creative concepts. I almost got invested in a similar sense to the Lego Movies, Captain Underpants, Dog Man, et cetera, but it never lasted long enough. I just wish more of the movie celebrated the creative ways to survive in Minecraft without just poking fun at it. As is, we just have a movie self-aware of how bad it is. It translates to a very fun terrible movie, but one that I know could’ve been even better. Yes, I had a good time, but there's very little that I found endearing about it. Go ahead and see it if you're just in the mood for a stupid movie to escape from reality, but never think about how bad it actually is. I thought about it, and look where that got me.
In my previous blog entry, I said the following: "I’m not gonna say I created a diagram for what gives humor general appeal, but thinking about it now, I have a good example. The early seasons of SpongeBob are a masterclass. A brilliant case study for comedy that can be enjoyed by both kids and adults. The characters were pretty well realized and could bounce off of each other pretty well, with the two main types of comedy being situational and dialogue based. All humor is more or less based around subversion of expectations, but that’s why variety is the spice. Characters with varying levels of intelligence and optimism work very well if you put them in a pair. It’s why Pizza Delivery, where SpongeBob and Squidward get lost delivering a pizza, is and always will be my favorite episode." Anyways, I have a pretty chill week ahead of me after a really busy one last week (between SAT's, IO's, and other junior year buzzwords). I figured this would be a good day to write a new blog entry, but I didn't have many ideas. About my studies of achieving generally appealing comedy, though... well... here's that and stuff. Comedy for All Ages Presentation Here!
Comic strips are a format I'm pretty familiar with at this point. I've always been a creative type, but ever since its inception on November 26, 2017, DuckMeat has been my bread and butter franchise. Following the sitcom-y adventures of Crazy Duckinson, his dog companion, Meatball, wife, Lily, son, Eggward, and family friend, Curnel, there was a certain unpredictable edge to what they were gonna get into next. This applies to many family sitcoms, but a unique thing about DuckMeat is the comic strip format on its own. The three-panel strip has to be quick and punchy with a concise setup and payoff. Sure, there are sometimes more than three panels, but this is a format that takes some adaptation to really get down. Like all art, it is much quicker consumed than produced. The typical three panel strip might take me an hour to get down on paper to a finalized state (written in ink and fully colored, shading and all), while a Sunday strip tends to take about three hours. Yes, my hand does want to fall off by the end, thanks for asking. All this, and I have to make sure I’ve thought of a funny joke for a quick, comedic scenario, or it’s not worth it. This process probably sounds fatiguing. From 2021 all the way to 2024, I know it did for me.
While most timelines aren’t as black and white as this, I think of 2018 to 2020 as DuckMeat’s golden age, and 2021 to early 2024 as the dark age. I know I said it started at the end 2017, but I think of that more as an early ideation phase. I was still figuring out what I wanted the strip to be on a regular basis, and I didn't think it was truly in its prime until a few months later. I was pumping out comic strips on a daily basis for a good part of 2018. I was a drawing machine, but it’s important to keep in mind how the writing process was from a kid’s view of his family. The humor was generally family friendly, and the adult jokes were a bit fewer and further between, if on the nose. What 10-year old doesn’t like to think they’re edgy? I think there’s something really special about striking a balance that makes comedy appealing to a general audience. Besides Tom & Jerry, where the humor is so fun on its own for all ages because physical comedy is one of, if not the only kind with no language barrier. Slapstick is fun, but harder to pull off in a comic strip. I’m not gonna say I created a diagram for what gives humor general appeal, but thinking about it now, I have a good example. The early seasons of SpongeBob are a masterclass. A brilliant case study for comedy that can be enjoyed by both kids and adults. The characters were pretty well realized and could bounce off of each other pretty well, with the two main types of comedy being situational and dialogue based. All humor is more or less based around subversion of expectations, but that’s why variety is the spice. Characters with varying levels of intelligence and optimism work very well if you put them in a pair. It’s why Pizza Delivery, where SpongeBob and Squidward get lost delivering a pizza, is and always will be my favorite episode. How do we reduce iconic gags to a three panel strip, though? Well…
Most early DuckMeat comic strips involve Crazy being a goofball and Lily being his straight guy. Or, girl. It’s a pretty repetitive format that can only last you so long, even though they always function as a comic strip. Quick, punchy laughs that you’ll probably forget about before too long because they’re so brief. While it’s not necessarily a bad thing for the purpose of a comic strip, it often translates to one-dimensional characters. Come early 2021, it was getting kinda draining for me. I didn’t like this world and characters I had created any less, I was just struggling to pump out quick ideas with a clear mass appeal. As easy as it sounds to draw and color three panels, you genuinely cannot half-ass it. Sure, comic strips may not be all too memorable in the long run, but throughout the early 2020’s, I was struggling to make anything that would earn that quick laugh from an audience. Rarely do the creator and the consumer put in the same amount of effort between making and viewing art pieces. My comics became increasingly few and far between post-COVID, because I was losing sight of how to write for a general audience without it feeling unfunny or juvenile to me. That really makes or breaks my motivation to keep creating, whether I think my art has anything good to say. I was still a young teen, though. Now, midway through my teenage years, I’ve become much more comfortable coming to grips with my solution: aging up the humor a bit.
One reason I hesitated to keep going as my childhood ended in a global pandemic was that I felt that my role in an uncertain world was to provide some escapism. Both for myself and my niche audience. I wanted to give people something to laugh at without leaning too heavily on current events. That, however, made it increasingly harder to write anything I really felt passionately about. In retrospect, I can’t believe it took me multiple years to make the leap into political comedy. Take South Park for example. It’s easy for that show to comment on global current events because its animation is so quick to produce. Making it one of the only cartoons able to do so. Although, I should clarify that I mean animated cartoons. When I use the term “political cartoon,” you might think of a comic or graphic from the Washington Post. It’s much easier to make a drawing than to make a drawing move, so come the 2024 election season, it finally occurred to me as I was getting more into shows like South Park or The Daily Show. Maybe that’s a good purpose for a comic strip!
While, yes, I do consider myself liberal, I think there’s something ingenious about the ability to jab at both democrats and republicans. With crazy events happening every day in the political world, my comic strips commenting on those events don’t even feel too far-fetched with their comedic exaggeration. Since the summer of 2024, I have felt more comfortable sharing my views with the world through my artistry. That’s really saying something, too, since political comedy is a quick way to burn bridges with anyone whose affiliations are different from yours. I try to branch out and let other characters get in on this style of comedy, because with Curnel canonically being a left-leaning ex-politician within DuckMeat, it’s easy to make him a resting mouthpiece for my views. After all, he and Eggward are the two characters based on my most grounded and authentic self. I pay attention to what characters could be funny in what scenarios to parody current events, as well as pay attention to how much I’m using Curnel. One strip literally opens with Crazy saying, “Curnel, I think you’ve been too focused on politics recently.” Not only has this self-awareness helped me get back on my feet as a creative type, coupled with poking fun at the lack of self-awareness in American politics, it’s helped me feel a greater sense of purpose as a creative person in the political environment we live in. Now that I’m pumping out comic strips at the quickest rate I have since 2020, I finally feel comfortable drawing plans for the future of my flagship IP. While I can’t say anything yet about what I’m cooking up behind the scenes, I am very excited to reflect what I’ve learned about the importance of changing things up and trying new things, in an upcoming DuckMeat treasury. Seeya then.
Being on the autism spectrum, one of my biggest pet peeves is when autism is framed as a disease. Furthermore, when any developmental disability is framed as a disease. In my 16 years of life, I only realized I could be labeled as “autistic” when I was around 13 or 14. My parents always kind of had the feeling, but they did not confirm this with me until I started seeing a therapist, for fear of placing a limit on my potential. However, I see now that my anxiety, depression, fidgets, hyperfixations, dissociative tendencies in social situations, etc. are nothing to be ashamed of. If anything, I was glad upon being diagnosed, if you will. I always wondered why I felt so different in social settings, and why it felt so good in particular whenever someone just listened to me ramble for minutes on end about one specific topic. I no longer think of autistic tendencies as bad things because the ability to hyperfocus can be a blessing if you know where to look. It ties into my obsession with the graphic novel format and why Persepolis has engaged me so much more than any other book I have had to read for IB English this year. For all the times I advocated to make sure people did not view autism as a disease or something linear, I did not think of misconceptions of developmental disorders as a political issue. That was until I was learning to drive in the summer of 2024. Supportive as she usually was, my mother told me to be careful in the event of being pulled over specifically because I was autistic. I knew how thoroughly misunderstood the autism spectrum was by so many people, but I was surprised to hear that there have been cases of police killing people with autism just because that fact is not clear to them. It seemed so unjust to me because autism is not a choice. A genetic, developmental change caused by insufficient or abnormal pruning of the brain during fetal growth, is out of anyone’s control. Depriving those on the spectrum of their right to life seems so heinously unfair that I knew I had to do further research, for nothing else, to see how common of an occurrence it was. I was curious how the autistic community was mistreated at the local, national, or global level, and determined to find a way to create a more equal future for us all. At least, to develop an idea for a hypothetical future society in line with autism equity. After an extensive amount of digging through government websites, psychological effects, and my own brain, the following catalogs all of my findings. Join me as I propose a future that lights up blue in a way that doesn’t make me see red.
Our story begins with me interviewing the therapist who helped me realize I was on the spectrum. Note that I did not say anything about diagnosis, because from one advocate for disability empowerment to another, this was not a case of telling someone they had a disease. The general distinction I gathered from my interest in psychology is that a disease can be pinpointed on something physically in one’s body, whereas a disorder is selected purely based on exhibited traits. Even though autism spectrum disorder is considered genetic, just by the shared genetics of families that run with it, there is no “autism gene.” The biggest thing I took away from my interview is an ability to make educated guesses towards someone else’s disorders through something called theory of mind. This was something my therapist used to help me determine where I am on the spectrum. When you work in psychotherapy, it is bound to give you that experience with similar kids who have autism, ADHD, etc. I asked what sort of autistic criteria I had that she noticed in me, as with others. Her immediate response was that “‘criteria’ makes it sound diagnostic,” which, like I said, is not what developmental disorders are about. She then went on to explain the theory of mind. One’s ability to identify and take away traits of a particular disorder in another person, in a way that is “kinda like empathy.” While there are a lot of online quizzes or other barely reliable sources on the internet that will tell someone what kind of disorder they have based purely on a list of criteria, theory of mind relates more to making individualized judgment calls based on “what we think they’re thinking.”
Autism is not a social impairment, as common as the misconception is. One can confirm otherwise just by interacting with a bunch of different people on the spectrum. My therapist would see me struggle with dissociation in group settings, unless the conversation was just direct quotes from Randy Feltface, and based me being on the spectrum around that. I once helped a friend navigate through an eating disorder that was hard to place a name on. All I had to do was talk as one person who was very hard on themselves to another, and suggest that it’s hard to bring yourself to eat when you’re under a lot of pressure. That was enough, but all it took was speaking from experience. Thereby proving the distinction between a disease and a disorder: sometimes someone who knows what you have to deal with is more effective than any medication. While these are all examples of theory of mind and how they help us with the mere identification of disorders, you might be wondering: “how can this become a political issue? It sounds more like social difficulty than anything else. What’s political about that?” I wonder the same thing.
The application of one’s own experience and knowledge to determine someone else’s disorders sounds easy enough, but some people— no, some countries just choose not to distinguish disorders from diseases, much less frame them positively. This whole research project being for a Global Politics class, I had to scale my interest in developmental disabilities up to the international level. One apologist for the emphasis on diversity in developmental disorders in Canada as opposed to America is political scientist Michael Orsini. Where some view the around 200,000 Canadians who claim autism as an “epidemic,” Orsini does not even want autism to be framed as a bad thing (Orsini, JStor, 2012). Even the term “disorder” has a negative connotation sometimes. I can personally confirm that some people claim autism just by getting to know their own brains a bit better. As progressive as Canada is, they have not put much of their time and resources into legal acts for the autistic community. Unlike the USA, which put over $900 million into the Combating Autism Act under George W. Bush. However, is that really what the autistic community wants?
Please note that the aforementioned 2006 act dedicated to funding autism research contains the word “combating.” In the years since, there has been a sizable effort to erase negative connotations from the autism spectrum, like the need to fight against it. Even just from 2006 when the act was passed, to 2012 when the article in question was written. Based on their “epidemic” of 200,000 people, Canadians feel at least a bit more free to let their autism shine from the inside out. We as a species still occasionally misunderstand that researching disorders does not always equal trying to “fix” or “combat” them. As good as it is to see people positively reframing their disabilities, clumping them together in singular advocacy groups can also contribute to a black and white viewpoint. Orsini was pretty ahead of his time for 2012, adding that neurodiversity has expanded from just autism to “attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), bipolar disorder, and Alzheimers’ Disease.” As one can imagine, it becomes difficult to determine what neurodiversity is when it becomes a broader umbrella term. Orsini hones in on this, citing the “varying degrees of stigma” that different disorders have around them. People don’t always consciously discriminate against those with developmental disabilities. Unlike with skin color, it is much harder to tell if someone is on the spectrum just by looking at them. For a cop pulling someone over, chances are, you won’t see their atypically wired brain just at a glance. That poses the question: would it not be easier just to kill them?
It’s been a while since I initially brought it up, but why did my mom warning me that the police have killed people with autism, compel me to go on that whole rant? I initially thought I was stretching to pass that up as a political issue myself, but again, autism is not a choice. Advocating for that notion is something I have been passionate about ever since I discovered that I was on the spectrum myself. Of course, know better, do better, but those with their brains built differently don’t always know better. It’s not particularly easy information to spread, though. “How can we make encounters with police officers safer for people with disabilities?” I wondered. Luckily for me, I found just the right source for a proposal. The aptly titled article, "Making Encounters With Police Officers Safer for People With Disabilities."
People who inherently think differently are difficult for officers to understand and accommodate for when their job is to enforce laws. While opinionated, this article provides some good examples of how autism is mistreated in law enforcement. A police officer’s usual tactics may be at odds with autistic traits like stimming in response to noise sensitivity. Human rights still apply to everyone in the minds of most of the police officers in question, but author Steve Silberman further explains that police officers are also “neglected.” Silberman cites a “lack of training that would enable [officers] to recognize” autistic traits as a problem that leads to misinterpretations on their part. Neither side has enough information, not helped either by how difficult it can be to tell if someone is on the spectrum. Rather than merely explain that notion, however, Silberman points to the Ruttenberg Autism Center as a training ground for officers to better recognize signs of autism for necessary situations. To clearly and distinctly establish and address the problem with directing common law towards people with disabilities, Silberman’s article allows us to think more conceptually. The notion that no one is above the law is more insistent on equal treatment than equitable treatment. Everyone with developmental disorders, and even just those on the autism spectrum within that community, are all disabled in different ways. Some may not understand how they violated the law, so it doesn’t work so well for officers to treat everyone in such a similarly harsh way. Silberman highlights “a nonspeaking teenager named Mustafa” who “proposes the establishment of a 911-type number dedicated to handling mental-health emergencies, with community crisis-response teams at the ready rather than police officers.” As much potential as that idea has, can an officer of the law still have a role in navigating through someone else’s crisis?
Being on the autism spectrum has never been something I was ashamed of. I understand that just because I struggle in social situations does not mean I have anything to worry about. Although, as my mother warned me, a police officer might not. The law of the land applying to everyone seems conducive to equality, because it is indeed. The notion that gets lost in translation when we apply the law and punish those who break it, however, is that fairness is not always equal. There are lots of ways to support the developmentally disabled community, even if you should have to pull them over. Training to recognize traits of autism, ADHD, bipolar disorder, or even just politely asking “do you struggle with ___?” goes a long way. No one has to be put above the law as their learning needs are accommodated, but I think we can all agree that there are nicer ways to enforce said law than the death penalty. I don’t even know if me saying all of this will change anything, but I do know that we can build a brighter future for the disabled community. It’s just gonna take a lot of us. Am I personally worried about getting killed by a police officer? Not especially, I’d like to think I’m a careful driver.