Jokes

Q. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A. There's Noel!

Q: Where do you find reindeer?

A: It depends on where you leave them!

Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?

A: Santa’s shadow!

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

A; He was hooked on trees his whole life

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

A: A wrapper!

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

A: It needed to be trimmed.