Our Team

Our Leader. Our Guide. Our Friend.

Chief Creative Officer (Other CCO)

Devan keeps us churning, keeps us chugging, and makes sure that our products never go flat. 

Chief Operations Officer (COO, not to be confused with our two other CCOs)

Maddie keeps us on task, unless we are talking about Shrek.

Secret Angel Investor

He is rolling in cash and good vibes. His identity shall remain a secret! (unless you ask very nicely)

Sleep Paralysis Demon Hunter 

Sleep paralysis demons beware! Lindsey is coming for you. She also keeps our team looking sharp with her killer t-shirt designs.

Certified Chuggers - Blue

"Blue!" he screams into the night. Also, makes a mean pupusa. 

Corporate Spy

Deep undercover at other lifestyle brands stealing their most valuable secrets...we think.

Chugger of the New Sun

Micah draws line of division between those who chug and those who don't. Possibly humanity's savior. Very unreliable narrator. 

Technology Expert

"Idk, just ask Chatgpt," chugs a glass of whisky.

Brand Ambassador

Bringing the great news of Certified Chuggers to the world. Great taste in music. Still waiting for that commission check. 

Certified Cryptids

Someone has to bring the good news of chugging to the creatures of the night. 

Unpaid Intern

From getting coffee for the office to taking the fall for years of tax evasion - Frank does it all!