Certified Chuggers expressly disclaims any and all liability, responsibility, or accountability for decisions made by individuals who elect to disregard, override, minimize, misinterpret, or enthusiastically ignore medical advice, professional guidance, warning labels, common sense, or the gentle counsel of concerned bystanders in pursuit of chugging-related endeavors.

Any person choosing to engage in chugging activities does so voluntarily and at their own sole risk, with the full understanding that Certified Chuggers neither provides medical recommendations nor endorses the suspension of physician-issued directives, dietary restrictions, hydration guidelines, or instructions beginning with the phrase “you should probably not.”

Certified Chuggers shall not be held responsible for consequences arising from the willful neglect of medical advice, including but not limited to discomfort, regret, dramatically poor decision-making, follow-up appointments, or the awkward necessity of explaining oneself to a healthcare professional.

By proceeding to chug, the participant affirms that they are acting independently, have not been coerced by peer pressure, dares, or misplaced confidence, and accept that ignoring medical advice is a personal decision for which Certified Chuggers bears precisely zero responsibility, now and forevermore.

Hungas & Chungas 

Attorneys at Law