aired on CHLY 101.7 FM on Jan 12, 2008
1. A truck gets stuck under a bridge and it can't get out! A boy and a girl walk pass and are able to get the truck out. They have a needle with them. How are they able to get the truck out?
They popped the tires
2. When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then its nothing
A riddle
3. You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole. :)
4. What is more dangerous than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
5. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
If they seagulls flew over they bay they’d be bagels