Today is the day you should cast your vote.
I pray to god only one of the candidates gets to gloat.
It’s been a long 4 years,
They've been filled with a great many tears.
I am filled with hope that soon,
We will never again have to deal with this baboon.
This day is filled with lots of stress,
I can only try my best,
To not go crazy and yank my hair out.
Here I stand with you.
You're dead of course so I'm alone.
But I wish you weren't
I wish you were here with me
Wanted to kill you myself.
I skate on ice.
Stick at the ready, go!
Evan passed. Goal!