Ninjas. Paddles. Long ago, the two nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sensei attacked. Only the Ninja Pong, master of both elements, could stop the war. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

You are Padinja, the Ninja nations only hope of bringing about peace to both parties. You must beat paddle after paddle until the Paddle nation surrenders, it is the only way to end this war.

You are but a wimpy white belt, nobody will take you seriously. Rise the ranks by defeating more and more paddles in pong-to-pong combat! You will inevitably die, but you'll look pretty cool doing so.