By Dominick A.
"Wait, they aren't crabs?"
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Hell Pirates is the timeless classic nobody remembered.
You are the proud captain of the largest ship in the seven seas! Unfortunately for you, your landlubber mateys put scurvy juice in your drink, so you died and went to hell.
Satan is trying a new form of special punishment that changes based on your life. Since you spent your life sailing, he left you to rot on a boat. But hell has a lot of people, and not everybody has a fancy boat like you. These demons are trying to steal your boat!
Thankfully, you can defend yourself with the flintlock you smuggled in to hell with your pirate skills. A legend has been going around that tells of a secret gateway to Satan himself. If you were to kill him, it would send you back to earth alive.
To get to this secret spot, you'll need to merge two demons together by letting them touch, creating a super demon. Then, let two super demons touch to make a mega demon. after that, have two mega demons touch to form an ultra demon. And finally, when two ultra demons touch, you'll be sent to Satan!
Make sure to prioritize your safety over the merging, and use any cover you can.