Hey, welcome to the site! Glad to have you on board! It's been a year of hating those ugly freaks! How the time flies!
WHOA! Calm the hell down there, [insert your name here]!
We get it, clowns are ugly and annoying as shit - seeing one triggers every bit of anger, sadness and fear inside of you - and it's okay, we all feel that way.
That's why I've linked up some places I found whilst browsing the internet, and I think they'll make you feel a bit better after all the unnecessary stress those circus assholes put you through...
Don't you worry, just sit back, relax, and may I remind you that everything's gonna be okay.
Trust. :)
mynoise.net - a nice site full of ambient noises that you can even customise to your liking!
rainymood.com - listen to some rain to make the pain go away...
xhalr.com - a site do to with breathing exercises, this time with customisable options!
pixelthoughts.co - write down whatever it is that's annoying you and watch as it disappears!
Hopefully one of these sites did the trick for you.
I'll update it when I find more nice sites like the ones above...
Anyways, when you're ready to move on, you can refer to the navigation bar to find some more rants from me if necessary... or you can do something else if you've had enough for one day.
Hey, do whatever you need to do next - I'm not in charge!