Hey, welcome to the site! Glad to have you on board! It's been a year of hating those ugly freaks! How the time flies!
Okay, I get it - you have questions, we have answers...
So here's everything you need to know right here:
A: It's simple, really. We want those disgraceful abominations who think they are the epitome of entertainment gone. Forever. Simple as that.
It pains us to wake up everyday, to see another sun where complete freaks wearing distorted makeup, giant blood-red noses, weird clothing, wielding pies and horns, cramming themselves into molecular cars, roam free as many (especially the coulrophobics) can do nothing about it! And we, we are here to stop it.
A: Coulrophobia means "extreme or irrational fear of clowns" - it brings people an abnormal amount of terror, anger, disgust, or depression to see even just an image of a clown... and the fact that people have to cower in that fear is awful and we want to help them out the most... which is really why we came up with this site.
Yeah, nether can I. But you're answering the REAL question here... just why do they have to be such fucking eyesores? That I'll never understand, I'm afraid... :(
A: Welp, you never know. A coulrophobic who truly and utterly despises clowns doesn't want to see their disgusting ass faces now do they? That's why I'm kind enough to censor them so that they don't get any more nightmare fuel from just a glimpse at them.
A: We want people to know they are not truly alone when it comes to how much they hate those rotten pile of faeces! So that's why I made that form so people can submit their opinions/responses, or even full-on angry rants! Click here if you want to check it out for yourself!
A: Great question, great answer - you don't! Even if you're using an incognito/private browser, you can submit your opinions whenever and wherever you feel like it!
A: Hey, would I ask you for your password? HELL NO! That is something that only a brainless clown would do! In fact, you can just even leave that blank if you want. We respect your privacy - unlike those filthy, perverted clowns out there... URRGH! Disgusting!
A: Luckily I have only seen clowns on TV and images... but the moment I first saw it - I was creeped out to my core. If I remembered my childhood pretty well, I wouldn't be surprised if I had nightmares that night.
A: First and foremost, no, it's not a reference to that one Stephen King novel... it's because they're so goddamn ugly, they don't even look like humans (or act like one anyway). Like, just... what the fuck are they?!
A: Oh, now that's a GOOD question, that I can answer! I started working on it on August 3rd, 2025 - during the midst of International Clown Week... what a time to start, amirite?
A: It is a completely pointless tradition celebrated during the first week of every August (from August 1st to August 7th), where people celebrate everything to do with those circus idiots - sometimes even going as far as dressing up as them and getting involved in doing their stupid and tiring jokes and gags too! Whenever it's the start of August, I want to be able to enjoy myself, not suffer in the knowledge that there are complete twats out there commemorating a week to those atrocious bastards.
DEAD SERIOUS. In fact, I'm even using Times New Roman for this whole site - and that's a pretty serious font.
A: First of all, if you're a bit sensitive to swearing - I am sorry. It is because that these clowns anger me so much that this site is where I go to let it all out on them, because they deserve it for making me bottle up so much RAGE! REVOLT! FURIOUSNESS!
(Alternatively, you can look up some word replacing extensions for your browser, and what you can do is you can take every swear word you don't like and censor it with asterisks, or even replace with an entirely different word! Whatever floats your boat, make me say completely nonsensical terms to let my anger out instead!)
Oh, those images? Eh, I'm just taking the piss out of them - 'cause I'm fed up and had enough of them ruining my life... so I'm ruining theirs. >:)
A: Yeah, I know - my hatred towards them can get perhaps a little psychopathic... but because they make me suffer (and potentially making others suffer too), then they're gonna get a taste of their own medicine!
A: You can spread the word of this site, so people know that they're not alone on their hatred towards these ugly circus freaks. You could even sign a petition to ban clowns globally as well, or put an end to International Clown Week! Hey, do whatever works best! We want them gone either way, don't we?