Introduction

Death comes in many shapes and forms. Some see Death as a dark angel or the devil himself. Others might see him as a reaper-like character who comes at your time of death. He bears a similar pattern throughout many versions: he carries a scythe, has no flesh or organs but only his skeleton backbone, and there’s always a coldness that comes with him. Death will be joining us, the audience, along with the next victim on his list, Charley. Now Charley is a special person because he is not only a sinner on a long list of sinners, but he’s been on there more than once. Now Death hates sinners even more than he hates taking people into the afterlife. Death endures the duty of polishing these people up by taking them into the Inferno where they meet all kinds of people of the past, present, future, fictional, etc. Speaking of Death, I think he’s ready to introduce himself to us!

Welcome! It's Death again. It's been a while since our last encounter with Charley. Poor old Charley has sinned a lot since we last took him back to the past and into hell. I'm thinking maybe we should spice things up a little bit this time. Maybe go... back to the future? It’s quite bizarre how I have the ability to take people into the afterlife, but also into the past AND the future. That’s just one of the perks of being Death! Hopefully this time Charley will learn a couple things along the way and they'll actually stay inside his head this time.

Now don't worry, we won't be visiting ALL ten circles of hell this trip. For those of you new there are 10 circles that make up upper and lower hell. If we had time, we would start at the top in the circle of Limbo and make our way down deep into the last circle of Treachery. However, we don’t have that much time, so I've selected a few that go hand in hand with the sins that he's committed. This will keep our journey short and sweet.

The first circle is for the sinners who have Lust. The list is quite long and we'll be sure to see a lot of familiar faces. Faces like Bill Cosby, Hugh Hefner, and even Quagmire from Family Guy. Sure they're all alive right now in the present day, but remember! We're going back to the FUTURE! That means all the people you know and love so much right now will all be dead in the future.

The second circle we shall be taking Charley to is Wrath. Here we will explore the sinners of the past, present, and future that have a heart capable of love, but instead opted for sheer anger and destruction. We'll run into people like Hitler, Kim Jong Un, and even The Incredible Hulk. There’s many more people we could visit, but we won't have time to visit them all.

The third and final circle is that of Treachery. This may be the final circle we visit, but it sure isn't the least of all the sins. We'll be visiting a famous player like Kevin Durant, but also iconic people of the past such as Judas who betrayed Jesus. And if we have some time left over we’ll be sure to visit characters like Darth Vader, but that's IF we have time.

Now that you're well versed in our soon-to-be-journey back to the Inferno, you're ready to hop along for the ride as I take my dear old Charley to the future. See that door over there? That door leads right into Charley’s closet! Now let’s go and have a look and see if he’s awake yet... OH SHOOT! He's starting to wake up! He usually wakes up randomly in the middle of the night and it's by far my favorite part when I visit him. He gets spooked EVERY TIME! It's like he never remembers who I am. Oh well, let's hurry before he wakes up...