George's Puns

George is 12 years old, has ASD, severe ADHD, sensory processing disorder and a fabulous sense of humour. He never misses an obvious pun or play on words and so we decided to add a page on the site to share these with you in a hope to add a brief moment of laughter to your day. We hope you enjoy them.

• You don't understand? Then you better stand on top.

• Is that hot sauce? Do you want to marry it?

• Rock and roll? I don't have any stones.

• I would be great in the army, I just have to do stuff with my arms!

• Milkshake to take out? How? it's not alive?

• Why are there no cars in Minecraft? The roads are blocked.

• A spaceman writes his own orbituary

• What do you call a hulk that never talks? A mute-ant!

• Is a gas can full of farts?

• I went to my clone factory, I saw the clones but they stank, I added some cologne to make them smell better. Clone cologne!

• Potatoes when underground smell dirt-y things!