Mismanagement
Grand Master (GM) - Mutt Mutt In The Butt
The GM has overall responsibility for the smooth running of the hash. Maintains the running of the the week-to-week hashes and coordination and planning of our special events. (S)he oversees all of Mismanagement and has the power to appoint hashers to Mismanagement when elected folks cannot perform their duties.
Religious Advisor (RA) - Fucked In The Fanny By A Red Headed Tranny
The RA's duties include running the opening and closing circle at the start and end of each trail, and assisting the GM in all matters pertaining to the hash. (S)he is THE unquestioned oracle on all matters pertaining to 7H4 Hash customs, procedures, history, regulations, laws, and guidelines. They are responsible for leading us in song as well as making sure that violators of hash traditions are punished with down-downs. If, for any reason the RA cannot make it to any hash event, they will appoint someone to act in his stead to perform the RA's duties. Maintains the arm and log. RA will also run virgin school.
Beermeister - Front Whore Jammer
This is the most important position in the hash! The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that there is alcohol available at each and every hash event. (S)he keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car and cases of beer in his garage. While this might be a “pain in the ass” job, it’s undoubtedly the most important one to the hash. The Beermeister is also responsible for the hash cash that is received at trails, and using this to purchase more beer.
Songmeister - Puke On
(S)he’s responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of hab. The Haberdasher holds all of our hab and is responsible for bringing it to every trail and event and selling crap so we can make money and all look lovely in our Hash Gear. If you have a request for a specific piece of gear you want to see made, or an idea, contact the Haberdasher and get the stuff made!
This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before.
Haberdasher - Long Story Short Dick
(S)he’s responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of hab. The Haberdasher holds all of our hab and is responsible for bringing it to every trail and event and selling crap so we can make money and all look lovely in our Hash Gear. If you have a request for a specific piece of gear you want to see made, or an idea, contact the Haberdasher and get the stuff made!
Hare Raiser - Wintertime Wookie Bush
The Hare Raiser makes sure that there’s a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the public well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. Responsible for calling hare-raising parties. As the hare-raiser, (S)he is responsible for helping to train new hares to lay trails properly.
Book Bitch - Slip And Swallow
The Book Bitch is responsible for keeping track of who is at each trail, how many trails people have been to, and distributing headbands. The Book Bitch is also responsible for paying attention to what number of trails people are at so they can give people headbands when they reach that number of trails.