"What's up bros?!? Welcome to the house, we're the biggest and baddest frat here at the New York Institute College of Higher Studies. I'm Thad, feel free to jump the line! I don't know any of these kids but Brad and Chad are my boys. They'll show you around the house."
"C'mon man, let's head to inside and see what he's got set up."
"Look bros, Thad brought a keg!" Brad couldn't believe his eyes and teared up. Chad fainted. People all around them were playing various drinking games, Mark didn't know the first thing about any of them.
Brad was about to go straight into a kegstand but saw that Mark was in uncharted territory tonight. "Listen Mark, I know you're new to this so I'll show you the ropes. We can stay in this room to do kegstands and play drinking games, or we could go upstairs to see what else is going on here. Thad said he knew some kids who brought some pills in case you didn't want to drink. I think a few of them brought stuff to smoke, too."