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03.31.24 - 

Querido Fernando de el Futuro! 

I like how past fernando rolls with that BS Italian greeting! But I'm rolling it in Espanol... yo! Also, congradulation past fernando! You have been making these cheesy posts for almost twenty years! It is simultaneously an incredible accomplishment and an epic/sad waste of time. WOOT WOOT! 

This year, present Fernando did the update on this handsome site one day before class. Class starts on April Fools Day tomorrow and the total solar eclipse is next Monday, which was quite the upstate phenomenon. 

Yours in the past, 

Fernando David Orellana

p.s. Santa Fe, Denver, El Salvador!
p.s.s: remember when we had to use Dreamweaver! HAHAHA

03.27.23 - 

Dear Fernando dal futuro!

Apparently, 2022 Fernando did not update this site last year cause his ass was in Florence... La-di-da  for him. I hope he enjoyed his fancy pants.

This year present Fernando updated this handy new site one day before class. Woot Woot! Looks like it will be a class of all star art students... should be a fun ride!!

Yours in the past,
Fernando

p.s. Paradise Heights here we come! 

03.28.21 - 

Dear Future Fernando, 

Wow... What a year! Right? Right. 

This year you updated this site two days before the class started, mostly because of the amazing efforts of past-Fernando making a new CMS site! So much easier then Dreamweaver to update. F@#k Dreamweaver!! 

Yours in present time,
Fernando

p.s. next year "multiverse"!

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02.04.20 -

YO! Present quarantined-Fernando,

What gives dude?! You didn't make a post till the classes started this term? A world changing moment like a pandemic ain't no excuse to be a slacker. DAMN

Nice new site though! FINALLY! Past-Fernando be proud. WOOT WOOT. Yours in time,Present-Fernando ------------------------------

03.01.19 - 

Ding-Ding Past-Future Fernando, 

Don't you go changing. Here we go!Kaboom!

Present-Fernando
p.s. Tomorrow you will be tomorrow.
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02.04.18 - 

Dear Cheeky Past-Fernando, Really? Just "Werd" as the entry for last year.. WTF!? That is all you could come up with huh? Wow. Future-Fernando will need to deal with the site redesign because, no time right now. So it goes.

Cheers,
Present-Fernando
p.s. meow

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27.03.17 - 

Werd.

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28.03.16 - 

Dear Future Fernando, 

The past-Fernando from 2015 didn't make any updates to this site because he was on sabbatical; la-di-da for Mr. Fancy-Pants. Don't listen to past-Fernandos from before the current present-Fernando. Make a new page next year or all the past-Fernandos will create a time-machine and travel into 2017 and kick your VR helmet wearing future-Fernando ass. The present-Fernando has made various changes to this crickety old site that desperately needs a new design, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, and book that will be covered. Also, all the student links needed to be updated because YOU NEED A NEW SITE! In addition to all that, I copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence, again, again, again and again. This year, the update was done three days before the last time.

Best,
present/past-Fernando
p.s. I'm sorry I crashed your future car.
p.s.s. Donald Drumpf was just a bad dream!
p.s.s.s. These "p.s." jokes suck.
p.s.s.s.s. BOOM!

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31.03.14 - 

Dear future Fernando, 

Don't listen to any of the other Fernandos; they aren't your real dad and want your lunch money. Past Fernando thinks he is all cool because he uses European date formatting. Also, I made various changes to this awesome site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, and book that will be covered. In addition to all that, I copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence, again, again and again. This year, the update was done at the exact same date of last years, but 12 hours before the first class session.

Cheers,
present Fernando
p.s. don't you go changing, future Fernando!
p.s.s. Redesign this site because... DAMN!
p.s.s.s. Can I borrow some money?
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31.03.13 - 

Dear presumptuous past Fernando, 

This website is fine and looks cool still so stop tripping. Damn! Also, I made various changes to this awesome site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, and new book that will be covered. In addition to all that, I copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence, again and again. This year, the update was done two nights before the first course meeting.

Yours, Fernando
p.s. next year make a new site!!!!
p.s.s. that's right, four exclamation points. boom!
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27.03.12 - 

Dear future Fernando, 

Yet again I made various changes to this dusty site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, and new software that will be covered. In addition to all that, I copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence, again. This year, the update was done the night before the first course meeting.

Yours, Fernando from the present and the past.p.s. Double BOOM!
p.p.s next year make a new site.... damn!
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28.03.11 - 

Dear Fernando in the future, 

I made various changes to the site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, etc. Copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence. This year, the update was done two days earlier. 

Yours,
Fernando from the past.
p.s. boom!
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30.03.09 - 

I made various changes to the site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, etc. Copied last years post about this same update, including this sentence. This time on the very same day as last year.

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30.03.08 - 

Made various changes to the site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, etc. Copied last years post about this same update.

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3.04.07 - 

Made various changes to the site, reflecting this years course dates, assignments, etc.

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13.03.06 - 

Assignment 3 uploaded. The due date has been pushed back to May 2nd!

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03.04.06 - 

Updated the homepage.

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02.04.06 - 

Updated the student area of the site. If you haven't emailed me the link to your blog, please do so ASAP.

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30.03.06 - 

Made changes to the schedule regarding reading assignment for Tuesday, April 4th.

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28.03.06 - 

Added some sound links in the "sound" area of the resource page.