M.T BASKETBALL

🏀 Official Roster: M.T. (Mascot: Moldy Toes)

Jersey Colors: Red and Black

Total Players: 16

Player Name

Type/Species

Role & Scouting Notes

Camiepoo

Human

The team's vocal leader. Excellent at mid-range jumpers and keeping the peace between the dragon and the cattle.

Step Flurry

Human

The GOAT. One half of "The Green Beans." Unlimited shooting range.

Red Bear

Animatronic

A defensive tank. Literally cannot be moved from the paint.

Sammy

River Otter

Dribbles with high intensity while maintaining his black and white cowboy hat.

Señor Jor Jor

Human

Legend of the game; brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the court.

Gabe

Highland Cattle

Sets the widest screens in the league. 10/10 fluff factor.

Mello Baller

Human 

Elite playmaking and effortless cool.

Cheese Man

Dairy-based

Slices through defenses like... well, a hot knife through himself.

Mr. Owl

Bird

The brains of the operation. Other half of "The Green Beans."

Vipe

Red Eyelash Viper

A literal lockdown defender. Nobody wants to drive the lane on him.

Jaffar

Snowman

Rocks a purple top hat. Never melts under pressure.

Blaze

Legless Dragon

Uses flight to maintain a 100% dunk completion rate.

T Sizzle

Human 

Very, very short. The fastest player on the court.

Jackswanos

Human 

High basketball IQ; always in the right place at the right time.

Saxophone

Alto Sax

Poorly drawn limbs, but plays a mean defense.

🏟️ The Rotation

🌟 Starting Five

1. Step Flurry (PG)

2.  Camiepoo (SG)

3. Blaze (SF)

4. Red Bear (PF)

5. Gabe (C)

🧺 The "Green Beans" Package

When the game is on the line, the coach runs the "Green Bean" protocol: Step Flurry and Mr. Owl enter a state of perfect synchronization, picking apart defenses with high-low passes and transition threes.

🛡️ The Bench Mob

The second unit is led by T Sizzle and Mello Baller, who provide a speed boost that usually leaves opponents dizzy. If things get too physical, Vipe and Saxophone are subbed in to confuse the opposition with venomous defense and erratic, poorly-drawn movements.

Management Note: We have successfully sourced a custom-tailored red and black jersey for Camiepoo, ensuring it fits perfectly for his debut alongside Moldy Toes the Puffin.