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Hello my name is Jake, and I help people with their laundry everyday by selling laundry Robots.

All the time people have a hard time picking when to do their laundry and what to do everyday. This can start your day badly, or you won't be able to start your day at all because you have nothing to wear. 

Well, me and my team of experts have created the Laundry robot and we are mass producing them now. Laundry robot is easy for you, but highly advanced. All you have to do is empty your laundry down the chute and it will wash and dry your clothes daily. All you need to do is occasionally clean the lint trap and put more detergent and fabric softener in. After that, it drops it down to a conveyor belt which moves it to the other side of the laundry robot where it is folded by and put into a shelf by three small letter arms, on the outside you will answer a small quiz per day and Laundry robot chooses something that you would want to wear that day based on your answers to the quiz and the conditions of that day.

I think this would be great for people who want to do other things  or like laundry to be done during work. I once had a friend who was always forgetting to start his laundry and he kept coming to work with the same clothes, I recommended him to the laundry robot and he started to come to work everyday with different clothes!

Please think about getting Laundry Robot for 799.99$

I hope you will think about getting a laundry robot and will start to get your laundry done more and wear something more representative of what you feel like everyday!!