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October 2023
October is finally here, bringing with it the beginning of fall, a change in seasons and holidays galore!
To help get things started on the right foot, I have posted a few light-hearted jokes and tales that I hope will bring a smile to your face!
No Exit - Funny Hotel Story
No Exit - Funny Hotel Story
A man checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the reception desk and says, 'You've given me a room with no exit. How do I get out?' The desk clerk says, 'Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?'
The man replies, 'Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into a cupboard. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'Do not disturb' sign on it.'
What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the "Great Pumpkin."
- Linus [Charlie Brown]
Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the mummy film director say? That's a wrap.
Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat? Neither, they always prefer a wrap.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
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