The Eddie Spaghetti 2000
An automated dining and entertainment system for the Italian cuisine and culture enthusiast
Our Mission
To deliver a futuristic yet authentic Italian experience, both at home and on-the-go.
Conceptual Design
Let me set the stage. It's 11:30 am on a Wednesday and you are driving down the highway in your RV when you are suddenly overcome by the desire to eat food and be entertained. Unfortunately, you need to stay in the driver's seat to drive the RV! There is no food nearby! Time passes, and by 11:35, your food entertainment deficit becomes so severe that you are forced to pull over. Sound familiar? Then do I have the product for you: The Eddie Spaghetti 2000!
Sleek Italian Style
Plastered in modern Italian fashion, the Eddie Spaghetti 2000 will be an object of envy for all of your friends and family.
Operation of the Eddie Spaghetti 2000
Activation
Usage begins by flipping the activation switch. After a brief activation sequence and message, the green ready light on the control plate will activate. Remember to use the included earbuds.
Height Selection
The next step to using the Eddie Spaghetti 2000 is to push the red height adjust button. This will illuminate the blue led and begin the calibration sequence allowing you set the maximum height of each arm using the two dials next to the button. Once you are satisfied with the chosen height, simply press the button again to move on to the next phase.
Usage
When the green ready light is again illuminated, you will have all you need to begin using the Eddie Spaghetti 2000. The device's remaining functions are controlled using the wave sensor at the bottom right hand corner of the control plate. One wave will move the Starburst dispensing arm into position and ready the device to dispense food. Once the food arm reaches the ready position, you need only make a sufficiently loud noise near the microphone to trigger Starburst dispensation. Two waves will move the napkin arm into position so that it is easily accessible. Three waves will activate the joke function, and four waves will reset the device. Of course, all of the Eddie Spaghetti's functions are accompanied with some form of entertainment. It must be noted that the device will only accept commands while the green ready light is illuminated, and that the yellow error light will activate and reset the device to ready mode if no command is received within a certain period of time.
The Eddie Spaghetti 2000 in Action
Pulleys In Action
Questions?
Please contact your nearest Italian embassy for more information or to report pasta-related crimes