Haverhill Whalers (est. 2010)

 A pack of drunk, arrogant has-been hockey players who have fancy sweaters and live off their super-star goal tending. They are 4x VMA Cup champs (2011, 2014, 2016, 2026). Arguably the most disliked club in the league's 20yr history. Their pompous personalities do nothing to help anyone's opinion of them. The Whale's sand "winter classic" jersey carries the torch for the VMA's sharpest sweater.