Play All Unblocked Games at school
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains
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