Stargate Twelve Days of Christmas

The Stargate Twelve Days Of Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

General Hammond gave to me,

Twelve Death Gliders Destroying,

Eleven FREDs Ferrying

Ten System Lords-a-Leaping,

Nine Kynthias Dancing,

Eight MALPS-a-Mapping,

Seven Chevrons Engaging

Six UVAs-a-flying,

Five Transport Rings,

Four Fenri Creatures,

Three Zat Guns

Two Staff Weapons

And a Stargate in Cheyenne Mountain!