History and Music

At the same time George Washington was crossing the Delaware River, General Schonhoff along with the UBAN (United Bakers of America and Norway), traveled on the same waters to steal the Hessians' cooking supplies. To the Hessians (now known as Germans), this event was known as the Great Baking Caper of '76. - Michael

Little know fact: The Hoff helped out his best bud Elvis

Gain fans by playing his rolling pin at a concert - Srinu

Schonhoff's time travel abilities weren't limited to just human events. He was the last person to see Rexy before the big asteroid hit!

-Rowen

The Hoff got to be part of one of the most "together" bands of all time! And that yodeling that you hear in the song? Yep, that was him. – Michael

Grant Wood's famous painting, American Gothic.

The Triple Pitchfork Pin means three times the rolling action! - Michael

Little known fact: Schonhoff played cowbell for four of Weezer's albums!

-Rowen

Schonhoff joins an old friend for a final song!

-Danger Jackson

Schonhoff welcomes the troops back after a long and hard-fought war. Schonhoff happens to be a veteran of all seven intergalactic wars. - Danger Jackson

Schonhoff gives a peaceful goodbye to his country just before leaving to Norway

~Alex

Schonhoff at one of his famous "rooftop sessions"

~Alex

The Hoff helps out some American buddies at an old hang out spot, "Iwo Jima"

~Alex

Schonhoff and Wild "Loose Tooth" Bill Billison Bob Sanchez Senior have a friendly square-dancing competition! –Rowen

Even the Beatles succumbed to The Hoff's awesomeness. Schonhoff was inspired by the Beatles work and came out with a single titled "While My Rolling Pin Gently Weeps." - Michael

Remember how we said he was at the White House?

- Michael

Schonhoff helps out some old friends at a Tea Party protest. He was actually in the White House with the president at the same time!

-Rowen

Back in WW1, Sergeant Major Schonhoff made the best darn rations you could ever eat! – Michael

In the early 60's, the Hoff took a part time job as a Sheriff! ~Alex

Unknown to most historians, The Hoff spent a brief time helping define the music of which we know today as "Rock n' Roll"

~Alex

The Hoff impresses some old friends with his outstanding traditional Thanksgiving meal! Aren't they lucky!

~Sarah and Alex

A little know fact is that Schonhoff witnessed the Salem Witch Trials himself!

-Rowen

Schonhoff spends some quality time with Justin Bieber!

-Rowen