The Gallery

The Gallery could use a little work.

But for now it is the only place to find almost every finished piece of Schonhoff Art in the entire world. The world's a big place.

All pics are probably in chronological order. That might mean they probably get better over time.

One of Schonhoff's favorite hang-outs is Rowen Conwy, a quaint little town!

-Rowen

Schonhoff spends some quality time with Justin Bieber!

-Rowen

A little know fact is that Schonhoff witnessed the Salem Witch Trials himself!

-Rowen

Schonhoff visits the digital world!

-Rowen

The Hoff impresses some old friends with his outstanding traditional Thanksgiving meal! Aren't they lucky!

~Sarah and Alex

Unknown to most historians, The Hoff spent a brief time helping define the music of which we know today as "Rock n' Roll"

~Alex

In the early 60's, the Hoff took a part time job as a Sheriff!

~Alex

Schonhoff starred in several movies in his acting career!

-Rowen

He was also on the hit show CSI: Miami, although he left to move on to bigger and better things. - Michael

Back in WW1, Sergeant Major Schonhoff made the best darn rations you could ever eat! - Michael

A promotional poster in Japan of the sci-fi adventure Avatar. In Europe and Asia, Jake Sully's avatar was replaced by the Hoff. It made twice as much money in the box office then it did in the Americas. - Michael

For his vacation, The Hoff decided to visit the pleasant land of Middle-Earth.- Michael

The Hoff went on some craaaazy rock climbing adventures with his best bud, Chuck Norris. - Michael

Schonhoff helps out some old friends at a Tea Party protest. He was actually in the White House with the president at the same time!

-Rowen

Remember how we said he was at the White House? - Michael

Since Schonhoff had been everywhere on the planet Earth, he only had one place left to go. The Final Frontier! - Michael

Schonhoff Day was celebrated on google last year! What an honor (for Google).

-Rowen

Though he may do a lot of exciting things, Schonhoff still finds time to help his old friend Spurr make a quilt!

-Rowen

The Hoff's secret friend gives him a pat on the head!

~Alex

The Hoff watches an old time movie with some of his robot friends!

~Alex

The Hoff visits an old friend back in Norway!

~Alex

Back in the 70's, Schonhoff asked George Lucas if he could be involved with his "big movie project." Lucas was honored for the opportunity and Schonhoff made a cameo appearance in Star Wars. He even learned the force and now his rolling pin turns into a lightsaber. - Michael

When Schonhoff was in the Brady Bunch, fans quadrupled. A fan club was even made dedicated to him and was called the "Hoffaholics." - Michael

Even the Beatles succumbed to The Hoff's awesomeness. Schonhoff was inspired by the Beatles work and came out with a single titled "While My Rolling Pin Gently Weeps."

Schonhoff and Wild "Loose Tooth" Bill Billison Bob Sanchez Senior have a friendly square-dancing competition! -Rowen

Schonhoff's verdict? Overruled!

-Rowen

The Hoff helps out some American buddies at an old hang out spot, "Iwo Jima"

~Alex

A rare 3 of a kind bill, "The Hoff Dolla'"

~Alex

JUST. PLAIN. AWESOME. - Michael

That's Nicolas Cage in the background!

-Rowen

Schonhoff at one of his famous "rooftop sessions"

~Alex

Schonhoff gives a peaceful goodbye to his country just before leaving to Norway

~Alex

Schonhoff welcomes the troops back after a long and hard-fought war. Schonhoff happens to be a veteran of all seven intergalactic wars.

- Danger Jackson

Schonhoff joins an old friend for a final song!

-Danger Jackson

Schonhoff gets a workout climbing the alps of Norway!

-Danger Jackson

Little known fact: Schonhoff played cowbell for four of Weezer's albums!

-Rowen

This is Schonhoff's brother, Honschoff. He only appears in the 8-bit platformer, Super Schonhoff Bros. Notice that the apron and rolling pin are the same. - Michael

Some more movies that Schonhoff has been in. This is Iron Man 2 (obviously).

Night at the Museum

Scarface (in which Schonhoff said one of his most famous quotes).

and finally Harry Potter. - Michael

Honschoff in real life

-Rowen

A lively interview takes place with Schonhoff and his old friend, Larry King

~Alex

Schonhoff takes a casual stroll with some old pirate buddies...

~Alex

"The Hoff" trades in his rolling pin for some classic Iowa flavor!

~Alex

Saint Schonhoff revealed after photos leaked from an anonymous elf.

-Srinu

The game Where's Schonhoff? was an instant classic that originated from Norway.

(You might need to enlarge the picture by clicking it to see him). - Michael

Grant Wood's famous painting, American Gothic.

The Triple Pitchfork Pin means three times the rolling action! - Michael

I wouldn't want to meet this guy in the coliseum: not only could he slash you with his sword, but he could also make a mean batch of sugar cookies at the same time! - Michael

The Hoff got to be part of one of the most "together" bands of all time! And that yodeling that you hear in the song? Yep, that was him.

Schonhoff's time travel abilities weren't limited to just human events. He was the last person to see Rexy before the big asteroid hit!

-Rowen

Schonhoff's fire burning on the dance floor! - Michael

Whenever there's an alien that needs taking care of, whenever there's history to be taught and whenever there's a church bake sale, Schonhoff will be there. - Michael

The description is as follows: Master of the court. Grand Slam collector (at this time Schonhoff was a pro tennis player). Longest Consecutive streak as world No. role model. Mentor. Phenomenon. Called the greatest player of all time. By the greatest players of all time. - Michael