How to Pick-up

"Without you, my life would be like a broken pencil... Pointless."

"Your body is like a wonderland. Could I be your Alice?"

YOU: I'm invisible

GIRL: Oh, really?

YOU: Can you see me?

GIRL: Yes, of course.

YOU: How about tomorrow night?

"I like my coffee hot and strong like i like my women hot and strong... with a spoon in them..."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and the right leg Christmas, I would spread the holidays and have so much fun between them."

"Could I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?"