"Without you, my life would be like a broken pencil... Pointless."
"Your body is like a wonderland. Could I be your Alice?"
YOU: I'm invisible
GIRL: Oh, really?
YOU: Can you see me?
GIRL: Yes, of course.
YOU: How about tomorrow night?
"I like my coffee hot and strong like i like my women hot and strong... with a spoon in them..."
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and the right leg Christmas, I would spread the holidays and have so much fun between them."
"Could I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?"