Satire/Commentary

May 2025 -- Application to Vacate the United States -- Unlikely Stories Six

November 2022 -- 16 Postcards I Didn't Mail to Voters the Next Morning -- Little Old Lady Comedy

September 2021 -- 2020 Summer Olympics Medal Count -- Writers Resist

January 2021 -- "Write, Edit, Act" -- Movable Type, Vol. 3

November 2020 -- Hey America, I fixed your headlines -- Rigorous

November 2020 -- Memorandum on Anarchy, Violence, and Destruction in American Cities -- Tribes

October 2020 -- 10 Ways to Avoid Confusing your Halloween Jack-o-Lantern with Donald Trump -- The Daily Drunk

August 2020 -- A Growing Crisis -- Erase the Patriarchy

June 2020 -- In Defense of Conservative Socialism: a CPAC Executive Huddle -- Variety Pack

April 2020 -- For the Bookshelf: Bestsellers in the Age of Trump -- Writers Resist

January 2020 -- May God Heal You -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

November 2019 -- I Saw You... -- The SissyFuss

October 2019 -- How to Not be "Racist" -- Writers Resist

October 2019 -- Pick-Up Lines for the Apocalypse -- Robot Butt

October 2019 -- Sexy Halloween: A Chronology -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

October 2019 -- Trump or Wile E. Coyote? A Current Events Quiz -- #NoMorePresidents (Heavy Feather Review)

September 2019 -- 12 Things We're Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon in the United States -- McSweeney's Internet Tendency

May 2019 -- U.S. Government Form BC-451: Form to Procure Permission to Purchase Birth Control -- Writers Resist

January 2019 -- A Growing Crisis -- Heavy Feather Review

October 2018 -- Dr. Ford Wants to Proceed -- Barrelhouse, Fall of Man issue

July 2018 -- All Hail #NewConstitution -- The Establishment

March 2018 -- Youth Challenges of Yore -- FIVE:2:ONE #theslideshow

November 2017 -- Memo to the Executive Director of Enough Already with the Guns, USA (EAWG USA) -- Writers Resist

October 2017 -- This Again? Fucking-Pokemon-No! -- FIVE:2:ONE #theslideshow

May 2017 -- Seventeen "third world" solutions to first world problems -- DASH Literary Journal

November 2016 -- Bashar al Assad's Book Club Reading List -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

November 2016 -- Tree-lection 2016 -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

October 2016 -- Exit Interview for the Enlightened Jebediah Ramabishwalla's Communal Ashramporium and Resort -- The Rotting Post

September 2016 -- More bang-bang for your buck -- Zoetic Press

July 2016 -- H-A-N-D-S-U-P -- The Establishment

July 2016 -- Why don't you just... -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

June 2016 -- Casting Notes from the Lily White Pad of a Hollywood Exec -- McSweeney's Internet Tendency

June 2016 -- Woke Disney Song Lyrics -- The Establishment

June 2016 -- Fifteen phrases for the neighbor kid's birthday party or a Trump rally -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

September 2015 -- Speak American: Building a Better Country, One Word at a Time -- Queen Mob's Teahouse

Fall 2014 -- 10 Ways You Know You're a Mixed-Race Expat in a German-Speaking Country -- Cardinal Sins

April 2013 -- 10 Ways to Save Money on a Graduate Degree -- Punchnel's