Past Writing Samples

Here are a few things I've written. It's too late to complain; they were published years ago. These are from an archive of 80 or so published pieces. I plan to change them periodically, so check back often! Kidding. I hate it when people say that on a website. Weekly should be fine.


Something about Harry- A labor of love about my old car
Boy Scouts- Ah, those terrifying days of youth.
Spring Fever- That itch!
That's So Gay- Is he or isn't he?
Waiting to Inhale- Adventures in smoking
Poison Oak- Something I was itching to write
Family Jewels- There's nothing funny about pain. Right?
In Limbo on Location- I'm a-workin' on a movie
Peace of Mind- The do-nothing industry