RULES AND REGULATIONS

"Pro Nuces et Gloria"

The United Squirrel Army lives by the Ten Principles, as counted on our furry paws and sharpened claws. We are a communal effort of radically self-reliant squirrel.

The Black Rock City expeditionary force will:

• • Recruit new members of the Squirrel Army. On-playa recruits must complete the Gauntlet, a squirrel-training program designed to measure their squirreliness, test their mettle, and amuse existing USA members.

  • Feast upon squirrel delicacies, like fruits, nuts, Pink Squirrels, Squirrel Whiskey, and Squirrel Army Bars.

  • Rest in the shade of our glorious oak tree.

In addition:

• 1. No Drama. Furry aggression, not passive aggression.

  2. Maximum Fun For Minimum Effort. This is the army, not some slackabout funride. We're not bringing in refrigerators and jacuzzis, nor are we building a camp that requires everyone to spend every living minute building infrastructure or hosting events. The Squirrels must have Slack!

  3. We Are Not A Furry Camp. Squirrels have fur, but we are not that kind of furry!