SNOWMOBILE related JOKES (page -always- under constr... ...stru... ...ctio.. )

This Web Page in our Site is intended for FUN, and to make you (laugh - at best or ) SMILE...

Yes, this is a BUMPER. (Actually, a Yamaha...)

The GUY survived. The machine didn’t !

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The following LISTS OF BRANDS is intended entirely for HUMOR and IMAGINATION,

- - with NO intended Judment whatsoever, or OPINION, on the people that MADE then, or NOW OWN them...

( Please be Open-minded, and smile: ) ... :) :) .

List of some BRAND names for snowmobiles that Made Sense:

Ski-Doo, MotoSki, SkiRoule, Snow Cruiser, North-Way, Artctic-Cat, Polaris, etc.

List of some BRAND names for snowmobilers Hi hopes and ambitions:

SnoJet, Ski-Whiz, Bonanza, Sno-Prince, etc.

List of some BRAND names that made you wonder what they smoked, or what they were ´on ´ ...

...when they came up with the Name:

Boa-Ski, Chaparral, Dauphin, etc.

(its a given: it was during the 60's)

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###DO You have a PET ELEPHANT ??

Please see our ´´FOAMIES for sale ´´ under the snowmobile SEATS section of our Website...

...to help you Wash it - - as a Giant SPONGE !!

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DeLUXE DOG HOUSE for sale; but NOT for you dog

It is specifically designed and egineered to house a human : ( YOU ! )

in the case or event that your wife (or significant other)

sent you there because you were spending too much time snowmobiling...!

SPECIAL 50$, ((But on sale for $150 if think you are desperate. ))

Optional equipment is a 9watt LED ´ heat lamp' that gives no heat at all but makes you think that it does;

and 1 gal of water mixed with 50% plumbing RV antifreeze , to make sure it stays liquid at least down to -40 degrees !!!!! ... :)

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...Hope we made you SMILE.