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Discarded Ideas for a Themed Issue of RHP
compiled by Dale Wisely, F. John Sharp, and Howie Good
Sarah Palin Sonnets
Polymers
Why I Am Misunderstood
Flatworms
Not Just No, But Hell No: Rejected Poems and Stories
What the Moon Is Like
What Is Like the Moon (and How)
Impotent Metaphors
Al and Tipper Gore: What Happened?
Stories of Drainage and Seepage
Tales of Veterinary Gastroenterology
My Most Embarrassing Sore
Wet Dreams
Bill Collectors I Have Known
Who misses the Edsel?
Recipes for Water
The Big Book of Gravel
Prank Calls to Dick Cheney
Prank Calls Made by Dick Cheney
Intestinal Fortitude is Not the Same as Guts
Yahtzee Champions and the Women Who Love Them
Folding Chairs and Folding Money
If Dogs Could be Trained to Cook
What's Under My Foot Right Now?
Familiarity Breeds Like Rabbits
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Here are my 5 favorite movies, in no particular order. Email me about my (or your) favorites.
Magnolia
Blade Runner
Pulp Fiction
Gandhi
2001: A Space Odyssey
This is Spinal Tap
I know there are 6 movies on my list of 5 favorite movies. I just can't pull one.
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This Month's CD Recommendations
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The Wrong We Did Rachel
One of the poems in this issue, Rachel Walker's "The Only Journey," was actually selected by Howie Good for Issue 33's special section on poems related to quotations. Howie gave it to me, I pasted it up on the web, but then I failed to create the links to it, so it didn't appear in the issue. I've since inserted it in the issue, but since we discovered the error after the issue had been out for awhile, I wanted to include it in this issue for those of you who missed it. It's a beauty.
Thanks...
to all for your continued support of RHP, as authors and/or readers. If one adds the number of regular issues, special issues, electronic chapbooks, this is our 55th release. Not bad. Now for the bad news: We're running low on orange. If anyone has any they can donate, please send it on.
Remembering those in, on, and near the Gulf of Mexico...
Dale