Education Humour
The six jokes below were selected from http://thejokes.co.uk. Hope you'll find them amusing.
:-)) Note: As far as I know, these jokes are not copy-righted. But if they are, I'd be grateful if you email barli@staff.usd.ac.id so that I can remove them from this page. Thanx.
Well, what we have here is in fact more than education humour. Let's enjoy them.
1. Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
2. Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.
3. English instructor: Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Student: I is...
Instructor: No, you must always say 'I am'.
Student: Okay, 'I am the nineth letter of the alphabet'.
4. Vocabulary teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Steve: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
5. Susan: Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam.
Grammar teacher: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.
6. Teacher: What is the outer part of a tree called?
Pupil: I don't know sir.
Teacher: Bark, boy bark.
Pupil: Woof-woof.
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