OCG Part 07: Captain Hat Attacks

As the OCG war wages on, two members were locked in combat throughout the thread.  Captain Hat, unimpressed with the size of the explosions in the war, decided to demonstrate to the rest of the members how it is done.  Deciding to not overdo it too much, Captain Hat opts to use his handgun.

The single blast from the handgun causes a significant explosion in the galaxy.  This is just the type of thing Cool Guy was waiting for; another member using small weapons to create big explosions.  It is on!

Cool Guy unleashes a stickman on Captain Hat.  After having its penis repaired from the damage caused to it during the ODB war, the stickman unleashes a deadly piss of plasma on Captain Hat.  This is going to get ugly.

After the assault, Captain Hat contemplates his next move.  He believes that most of his weapons are too powerful to use against a single stickman (he didn't want to destroy several universes in the process), so he decides to take a swipe at him instead.

As the stickman's is slices into pieces, it soon explodes into an uneven and globular spread of particles.

As retaliation, Cool Guy launches a surprise attack on Captain Hat's Hatter ship, seen recently performing training exercises in Zor'Tak firing range.  As the tactical fighters rip Captain Hat's fleet into shreds, Hat presses a big red button....

.... and destroys the entire sector.  No big loss really, the design of those tactical fighters were stolen from Captain Hat!  The war against Captain Hat was somewhat interesting, but not for the actual battles.  Captain Hat is a member who constantly stated (overstated?) the power of his own universe.  He laughed at any attack against him and believed that a mere sneeze from one his his beings would obliterate anything that wasn't affiliated with him.  Captain Hat wanted to believe that his own universe filled with it's own beings and races was supreme to all.  Yet, here Hat was in the OBSverse trying to prove the superiority of his own, and this is exactly it is inferior to OBS; you see, the OBSverse does not come to you, you come to the OBSverse.

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