OCG Part 04: Where's Kosh?

As the newer members are engaged in battle amongst each other, something, or rather someone, was missing. Where's Kosh?  He started the war. He boasted about dominating in the war.  Where is he?  Since Kosh wasn't too keen on coming out to play, Cool Guy decided to go looking for him.  Going on the offensive, Cool Guy launched a shuttlepod to seek out Kosh's Bitchslapper and destroy it.  As the shuttlepod closed in on a likely target, it opened fire and obliterated the ship.  After the attack, Kosh issued a statement that his Bitchslapper was not involved in the shuttlepod incident.  Unfortunately, the target really wasn't the real Bitchslapper, as it lacked the true Shadow-Enhanced armor that adorns Kosh's capital ship.

Still determined to draw Kosh into battle, Cool Guy discovered a fleet of Kosh's Vorlon enhanced Death Stars left over from a previous war.  This seemed like a perfect opportunity to finally force Kosh to do battle.  Launching his shuttles, Cool Guy obliterated the Death Stars and eagerly awaits Kosh's reply.

Unfortunately, it didn't work.  Kosh declared those Death Stars to be old and obsolete; their destruction was of no concern to him.  However, after many hours of searching, Cool Guy finally came across what he had been looking for: The Bitchslapper.  And this was the real deal too.  Two travelpods closed in on the Bitchslapper's position as it was still trying to destroy the Voyager that was from the ODB war.  As they approached, the travelpods locked phasers on target and pounded the Bitchslapper.  The travelpods phasers easily pierced through the Bitchslapper's hull and destroyed the bridge tower.  Kosh claims that the damage was only superficial, as the shadow enhanced armor was able to quickly repair itself; however, to this day, the Bitchslapper has never been seen again on Spacebattles.  The ship was most likely destroyed.

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