Get to know Bakkum!

Since I teach you people, and therefore am forced to interact with you, it seems only fair that you know a bit more about the man behind the Kool-Aid Man with the mustache...

Name: Matthew "BabyMan" Bakkum

Height: Vertical

Weight: 119 lbs.

Address: Ok, I see your game. You WILL NOT steal my TV...

Telephone Number: So you can audibly hypnotize me, thereby paving the way to television theft? I don't think so...

Favorite Subject: Maths

Favorite Food: Fish Wedges (Yes, plural. I eat all the spare ones.)

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite TLC Show: What kind of monster makes me pick only one!?!?

Least Favorite Colleague: *See previous answer

Favorite Simpson's Quote: "Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it."

Favorite Movie: Liberty Kids: The Movie (When We Finally Understand That Wrench Thing)

Favorite Band: Backstreet Boys cover band, BackAlley Hobos

Biggest Pet Peeve: Nickelback (Just the fact they exist...)

Jorts or Ports?: Neither. Swants (Sweatpants pants)

Favorite Author: M.C. Martel

How long ago did this Q&A get hijacked by your creepy neighbor?: Roughly 45 minutes ago.

There you have it, kids! DO YOUR HOMEWORK

AND STOP READING THIS!