Yogi Bear

NOTES: The first verse is sung, followed by the chorus.

Melody – Camptown Races

FIRST VERSE:

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,

Yogi, Yogi,

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,

Yogi, Yogi Bear.

FIRST CHORUS:

Yogi, Yogi Bear,

Yogi, Yogi Bear,

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,

Yogi, Yogi Bear.

SAMPLE VERSE:

Yogi has a little friend,

Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo,

Yogi has a little friend,

Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear!

SAMPLE CHORUS:

Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,

Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,

Yogi has a little friend,

Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear

ADDITIONAL VERSES::

Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,

Cyndi, Cyndi,

Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,

Cyndi, Cyndi Bear

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,

Grizzly, Grizzly,

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,

Grizzly, Grizzly Bear

Cyndi likes it on the ice,

Polar, Polar,

Cyndi likes it on the ice,

Polar, Polar Bear!

Cyndi missed her period,

Pregnant, Pregnant,

Cyndi missed her period,

Pregnant, Pregnant Bear!

Yogi has a girlfriend,

Suzi, Suzi,

Yogi has a girlfriend,

Suzi, Suzi Bear!

Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,

Gummy, Gummy,

Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,

Gummy, Gummy Bear!

Cyndi wears lingerie,

Teddy, Teddy,

Cyndi wears lingerie,

Teddy, Teddy Bear!

Suzi likes it up the rear,

Dirty, Dirty,

Suzi likes it up the rear,

Dirty, Dirty Bear!

Suzi she has great big tits,

More than, More than,

Suzi she has great big tits,

More than, More than I can bear

Yogi didn’t use a condom,

Daddy, Daddy,

Yogi didn’t use a condom,

Daddy, Daddy Bear

Boo-Boo likes it upside down,

Koala, Koala,

Boo-Boo likes it upside down,

Koala’s not a Bear!

Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock,

Black Bear, Black Bear,

Boo-Boo’s only three feet tall,

Lucky, Lucky,

Yogi’s a lucky bear

Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,

Gay, Gay,

Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,

Gay, Gay Bear!

Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,

Brown, Brown,

Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,

Brown, Brown Bear!

Boo-Boo likes both black and white,

Panda, Panda,

Boo-Boo likes both black and white,

Panda, Panda Bear!

Yogi got a case of crabs,

Itchy, Itchy,

Yogi got a case of crabs,

Itchy, Itchy!

Cyndi and Suzie are making out,

Klondike, Klondike,

Cyndi and Suzie are making out,

Klondike, Klondike Bear!

Suzie’s fucking vegetables,

Cucum, Cucum,

Suzie’s fucking vegetables,

Cucum, Cucum Bear!

The German Engineer

MELODY: Froggy Went A Courtin’

Lyrics:

An engineer told me before he died, a-hum

(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)

An engineer told me before he died, a-hum

(a-Huuuuuum...)

An engineer told me before he died

I have no reason to believe he lied

A-hum titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum, a-hum

He had a wife with a cunt so wide, a-hum

(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)

(Repeat x 2 as above)

He had a wife with a cunt so wide

That she could never be satisfied

A-hum... (etc.)

So he built a bloody great wheel...

Two balls of brass and a prick of steel...

The balls of brass were filled with cream...

The whole damn issue was driven by steam...

He tied her hands to the head of the bed...

He tied her legs above her head...

There she lay, demanding a fuck...

He shook her hand and wished her luck...

Round and round went the great big wheel...

Up and down went the prick of steel...

Up and up went the level of steam...

Down and down went the level of cream...

Until at last the maiden cried...

“Enough, enough! I’m satisfied!”...

Now we come to the tragic bit...

There was no way of stopping it...

It went like the piston of a train,

He should have fitted a gearing chain,

Clouds of steam blew out the top,

There wasn't a way to make it stop,

She was torn from ass to tit...

The whole damn room was covered in shit...

Now we come to the bit that’s grim...

It jumped off her and started on him...

The last time that the thing was seen...

It was in Buckingham Palace fucking the Queen...

The crux of the matter is plain to be seen,

You should never trust a fuckin' MACHINE!

The moral of the story is clear...

Never fuck with an German engineer!