EH3 De-trails:
May 17th- @ 3:00pm
Goes Both Ways: HASH
Cockwork Orange
I get it. You are willing to go both ways, you please everyone all the time, (even Coco Roo.) You are an outlaw biker chick librarian elderly hippie goth accountant who performs roadside brain surgery as a weekend side hustle, and you need a hash to walk, run, or crawl to the nearest beer-op. We gotcha covered, this Sunday at 3Pm, Amazon Park by 24th and Amazon Parkway. We’ve got both kinds, A sedate 2.69 mile flat trail of epic simplicity for those who care to stroll a couple flat miles, following the pack, barely even noticing the check marks...And a ball-buster-wicked-shiggy cliff dive with 6.9 miles before the 1st beer check.
How can cockwork constantly satisfy everyone? It's all in the tongue, grasshopper. Both drag-race-afterburner-oxygen-huffing rave check and a librarian high tea.
Cum get confused, leave satiated.
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Amazon Parkway
Eugene, OR 97405
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