EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

Calendar:

July Schedule

July 15 (Saturday): Get the Runs in Brownsville w Fuzzy Dick Taco

Well it's officially that time of the year again for the Crapitol hash to occur...but as I don't live in Salem and who really wants to drive that far, Fuzzy Fish Taco and I have decided to move the crapitol of Oregon to....BROWNSVILLE!!!!! Sure to be a super shit-tastic trail! Will there be shiggy... who knows! But there will be tits, dicks and a heck of a lot of beer for all you weary travelers. Bring your shiggy sock (if only so you can get a sweet tan line), IDs, $5 hash cash, and virgins. Should be a mostly dog friendly hash (there is a bar check so if you are willing to chill outside with the pups then bring them along!)


When: SATURDAY 7/15. Circle at 6pm and hares away...

Where: Brownsville - 
Advanced Mechanical Inc 34777 OR-228, Brownsville, OR


Hares: Fuzzy Fish Taco + She's a Dickhouse = TACO HOUSE

July 22-23: Camp Muff: Veneta Camp Out w/ Barely & Scrot

July 30: Coco 

August Schedule

August 6: Post-Goldrush Pick-up
August 13: Beats Me
August 20: White Trash Hash - AWP
August 27: Splash! - Finger & Reamus

Upcoming Hashes:

September 3: Tactical Titties & Badger - Dirty 30
September 10: Gulli returns with a Bash!
September 17: Pirate Hash 
September 24: NEED A HARE 
October 1: NEED A HARE



MisManagement

Grand Mistress: Finger It Out

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hash Cash: Uncle ReamUs & 6 of 9 YWBAM

Hare Raiser: Beef Up & Fuck

Trail Master: The Scrotunator

Scribe: Volunforced at hash

On-Sex: Always Wet Pussy

Web Masturbator: Uncle ReamUs & Useless Prick

Haberdashery Team: Uncle ReamUs & Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Barely ManBelow

Hash Flash: Volunforced at hash

Hashy Hour Coordinator: Bring 'em Young

Cuntcierge: Cuntcierge


 

 
 
 
Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
 
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.


What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.


When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 


Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  


Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.


What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.