EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

Calendar:
Hash Calendar

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/EugeneH3/

Monday Runday - If you need a little extra something, come join Tequila Cocking Bird and [sometimes] Shut the Fuck Up on Monday evenings round about 6pm.

Venue:The Paddock 3355 E Amazon Dr. Either run the Rexius bark trail or head up the headwaters for a trail hill workout. Return to the Paddock for food and beverages afterwards.

September Schedule


Sunday, September 25: Geni Talia and Butt Hickey do it under the Alsea Falls

Meet at 1pm at Alsea Falls in Alsea, Oregon. Carpool from Barely's at noon.

Added info from the hare: Park at the BIKE trail head which is on the South side of South Fork Road, between the camp site and the picnic area at the Falls.

Go North on H – 99W. Just north of Monroe turn left on the Alpine Cut Off Road. Continue west on Alpine Road and drive five miles to Alpine Junction. Continue along the South Fork Alsea River Access Road (National Back Country Byway) for nine miles to Alsea Falls Recreation Site. The drive is an hour (from Eugene). 

October Schedule

Sunday, October 2: Rock Hard's 25th Anal & I've Been Hitched Forever Hash

Free hash! Save your hash cash to celebrate with Rock Hard and Head Queen starting 6:00pm at Hop Valley after the hash.

Good old fashioned hash: A to A, 4-6 miles (perfect for post-Sasquatching), virgin and dog friendly. 

Show up by 3pm at Maurie Jacobs Park on the North end of Polk

October 1991...Rock Hard's first hash in San Francisco. January 1996...Rock Hard & Head Queen first co-hare. October 2, 1999 - Rocky & Queen get married! So, let's celebrate 25 years of hashing, 20 years of togetherness, and 17 years of mattressmoany with your co-hares Rock Hard and Head Queen.

Sunday, October 9: Hannibal Tickles Our Fancy Places Hash

Friday, October 14: Hashy Hour, Location TBA

Friday-Sunday, October 14-16: Clown Exxxtravaganza
 
Sunday, October 23: Uncle Diver Pulls Out (all the stops) Hash 

Sunday, October 30: Great Pumpkin Hash / Scrot & Jack Deflour Anal Corn

November Schedule

Sunday, November 6: Whistle While I Jerk Shows Us How It's Done in the Beaver (land)

Friday, November 11: Hashy Hour, Location TBA

Sunday, November 13: SHITtyCunt Hash






MisManagement

Grand Mistress: Finger It Out

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow (Backup Squad: Always Wet Pussy, The Scrotunator, Head Queen, Tequila Cocking Bird)

AssTaint: Beef Up & Fuck, Hannibal LickedHer

Hare Raiser: Always Wet Pussy

Trail Master: The Scrotunator

Scribe: Jackoff All Trades & Urinal Diver

On-Sex: Works for Tips, Always Wet Pussy (Backup: Hannibal LickedHer)

Web Masturbator: Uncle ReamUs & Useless Prick

Hash Cash: 6 of 9 YWBAM, Burning Feeling

Haberdashery Team: Uncle ReamUs, Panama Jack Off, Goo Master, Barely ManBelow, 6 of 9 YWBAM, Jackoff All Trades.

Beermeisters: Barely ManBelow, Pitch to Please, (Backup:The Scrotunator & Beef Up and Fuck)

Hash Flash: Chosen at each Hash

Hashy Hour Coordinator: GG Spot

Cuntcierge: Cuntcierge


 

 
 
 
Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday hashes will start around 3pm in the winter and 6 pm in summer. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
 
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you.  On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 23 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
The 2015 winter schedule is every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times can be between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. EH3 also crashes some of the First Friday and Last Friday art walks.

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here on the Web for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted here until a couple days before the hash.  Better yet, troll the facebook pages of hashing kennels and get all the inside dirt.

Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-4 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.
What does it cost?

$5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.

 



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