EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

The Eugene Hash House Harriers is currently honoring the CDC's guidance on limiting gatherings of people, and avoiding pubic places as much as possible. Stay posted for online events, such as below.


January 17th - Sunday

Polar Whoretex's annalversary - HASH

Polar Whoretex & Brown Pound Town


It's my second Analversary and my first one this year!'s also my got-damnt Birthaversary (meaning no anal was involved, wow!) What a better way to celebrate an analversary than being taken on trail by Brown Pound Town!

So I used these points of coercion to make the CorvallisH3 come to life and get a trail laid in Corvallis unlike any other Corvallis trail that had been laid since the last one that was laid, in Corvallis. Let's get laid!
What: A-A, 2 BC, Dead Lay (My name is Jack...) @ Brown Pound Towns Back Door [USE THE SIDE GATE TO SIGN THE BOOK!]

When: 12-4pm, January 17th, 2021

Bring: Your dogs if you want too!,
Booty shorts and bikinis, trick birthday candles (how many can you fit in a hole?), lots of lube, short-ies, tall-ies, mASkS and SOCIAL DISTANCE STICKS, $5 hash cash, new shoes, virgins, map of Dimple Hill

Sunday January 17th 12:00 -4:00-ish

613 NW Maxine Ave
Corvallis, OR 97330

Hare Line ...
Jan 24 - CoCo Roo
We need hares for January, February 2021!!!
Contact Polar Whoretex
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!


Grand Mistress: Always Wet Pussy 

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hare Raiser: Polar Whoretex

Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Space Invader

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: Bring 'em Young

Webmaster: Bangcock Taco


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  

Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost? 
Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.