EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:




Hareline
January 20 - 2Buck and NarcoLimpDick 
Monday is MLK Day and the man deserves to be honored. They say to copy someone is to give the greatest compliment. So lets copy his framework of civil disobedience and take to the streets, alleys, and the highest peak to protest and demand our universal, god given right to drink in public whilst singing dirty songs.

Bring $5 hash cash, Virgins, that fancy new running outfit you got for Christmas, and your thirst.

Meet in the parking lot on the corner of 24th and Amazon at 1:30.

January 27 - Need a Hare
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!

February 2-3 - Superbowl Weekend
BUF, Hughmongous, and others

February 10 - Free'da Good Home

After that, we need hares, contact Bring'em Young to volunteer
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!

Miss-Management

Grand Mistress: Cums Up the Rear

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hare Raiser: Bring 'em Young

Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Coco Roo ???

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: BUF (randomly)

Webmaster: Bangcock Taco

Call Girl: Alway Wet Pussy


 

 
 
 
Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
 
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What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.


When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 


Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  


Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.


What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.