EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

Hash Calendar


Monday Runday - If you need a little extra something, come join Tequila Cocking Bird and [sometimes] Shut the Fuck Up on Monday evenings round about 6pm.

Venue:The Paddock 3355 E Amazon Dr. Either run the Rexius bark trail or head up the headwaters for a trail hill workout. Return to the Paddock for food and beverages afterwards.

October Schedule
Sunday, October 30: Trail of Terror / Scrot Deflours Anal Corn

Time to prepare for the Trail of Terror! 

Where: Milton City Park (3360 Potter in Eugene)

When: 3:00 PM on October 30th

Who: The Scrotunator deflouring The Last Anal Corn 

Why: The first time didn’t cunt. Excuse: Acid and Bad Decisions

Why else: To terrorize the neighborhood. Tricks and tasty treats are encouraged. Ghouls, gremlins, geeks, vamps, tramps, monsters, madness and mayhem, are all invited. 

Theme: Clever costumes for cavorting and creating carnage in conifers, cul-de-sucks, and clearings. 

FYI: Trail is A to B. Dog and Dire wolf friendly. Bring $5 hash cash and ID. The On-In will be out of the rain, but you will get plenty wet in circle… B vehicle can fit dry bags to change into. 

Foreskin: Weather is scheduled to be a wet and wild 69 degrees minus ten for the number of fingers you can lose in certain holes….. ON ON!

November Schedule

Sunday, November 6: Whistle While I Jerk Shows Us How It's Done in the Beaver (land)

Friday, November 11: Hashy Hour, Location TBA

Sunday, November 13: SHITtyCunt Hash


Grand Mistress: Finger It Out

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow (Backup Squad: Always Wet Pussy, The Scrotunator, Head Queen, Tequila Cocking Bird)

AssTaint: Beef Up & Fuck, Hannibal LickedHer

Hare Raiser: Always Wet Pussy

Trail Master: The Scrotunator

Scribe: Jackoff All Trades & Urinal Diver

On-Sex: Works for Tips, Always Wet Pussy (Backup: Hannibal LickedHer)

Web Masturbator: Uncle ReamUs & Useless Prick

Hash Cash: 6 of 9 YWBAM, Burning Feeling

Haberdashery Team: Uncle ReamUs, Panama Jack Off, Goo Master, Barely ManBelow, 6 of 9 YWBAM, Jackoff All Trades.

Beermeisters: Barely ManBelow, Pitch to Please, (Backup:The Scrotunator & Beef Up and Fuck)

Hash Flash: Chosen at each Hash

Hashy Hour Coordinator: GG Spot

Cuntcierge: Cuntcierge


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday hashes will start around 3pm in the winter and 6 pm in summer. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you.  On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 23 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
The 2015 winter schedule is every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times can be between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. EH3 also crashes some of the First Friday and Last Friday art walks.

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here on the Web for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted here until a couple days before the hash.  Better yet, troll the facebook pages of hashing kennels and get all the inside dirt.

Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-4 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.
What does it cost?

$5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.


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