 EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014
Eugene Hash
House Harriers
"A drinking club
with a running problem"
Where else you can find us:
Upcoming Hashes: October October 21 - 17th Clown Hash - Bitchy 12 pm for Dress Up - Hares off at 12:45pm.
Pre-hash brunch 10:00-11:30am
Hared by Bitchy the Clown & his Clown Car Posse
$15 hash cash will get you a small giveaway, pre-lube, three clown jokes, face paint, alcohol in solid and liquid forms, pub crawling, Little Teasers hand-tossed pizza and quite a few sideshow freaks.
Patches! We got Clown Patches!!
Trail will be A to A. Bring your clown get-up, bail money, Bozo's ID, helium balloons, virgins, a tight rope, clown shoes, a unicycle, circus dogs, and, did we say, bail money?!
Hash Crash Available!
SUPERSIZE YOUR WEEKEND:
Friday night evening pub crawl.
6pm meet at Tap & Growler
7pm bounce to Cornucopia for food
Then who knows October 28 - Halloween Hash - Jack of All Trades November 4 - Bangcock Taco
Miss-Management
Grand Mistress: Cums Up the Rear
Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow
Hash Cash: Need a volunteer
Hare Raiser: Bring 'em Young
Web Masturbator: Need a volunteer
Haberdashery Team: Need a volunteer to help Barely ManBelow
Beermeisters: Coco Roo
Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome
Hashy Hour Coordinator: BUF
Call Girl: Alway Wet Pussy
Calendar Girl: Need a volunteer |
Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
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What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.
When does the hash meet? Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time.
Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails. Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash. Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.
What does it cost? Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food. |
