EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

Upcoming Hashes:

April 28

EH3 27th Analversary Hash & Awards Dinner

1pm Saturday, April 28. 1991 Lawrence Street, Eugene. Bring $10. B to A. 

Happy Birthday, Fuck Us! Happy Birthday, Fuck Us!

Get ready for the running of EH3's annual Shittiest Trail of the Year followed by 6.9 courses of full-belly-ness and awards for the dumb shit we did this year. 

Humungus Butt Hickey, Co-Founder of Eugene Hash House Harriers, and his co-hare Bring 'em Young will be laying a trail that will make you laugh, cuss, bleed, and call your Mama crying. 

EH3 Kitchen Krew will be putting together foods, fancy tables, and all sorts of Fuckery. Bring some upscale duds for the on-in if you so choose. (See Event Photo) Otherwise, come in from trail hot and wet, just the way we like you. 

In order to have awards, we need your VOTES!!! Please vote and encourage your friends, neighbors and preacher to vote also. Vote here:

Hash start time may be adjusted a bit after the hares decide on the best 27 ways to screw you over.

Did you do something dumb this year? We know you did! - Can't wait to roast you. And you. And you.

**If you have dietary restrictions and you are not Barely, Cuntcierge, Tactical, Finger, BUF or Pedalfile, please let me know.**

May 4 - Star Wars Pub Crawl 

May 6 - Shaft - Shafto de Drinko Hash 

May 13 - Finger it Out  

May 20 - Pitch to Please
May 27 - NEED A HARE 

June 3 - NEED A HARE

June 10 - NEED A HARE 

June 17 - NEED A HARE 

June 24 - NEED A HARE 


Grand Mistress: Finger It Out

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hash Cash: Uncle ReamUs

Hare Raiser: open

Trail Master: The Scrotunator

Web Masturbator: Uncle ReamUs & Useless Prick

Haberdashery Team: Uncle ReamUs & Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Barely ManBelow

Hash Flash: Volunforced at hash

Hashy Hour Coordinator: Bring 'em Young

Cuntcierge: Cuntcierge


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  

Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.