 EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014
Eugene Hash
House Harriers
"A drinking club
with a running problem"
Where else you can find us:
The Eugene Hash House Harriers is currently honoring the CDC's guidance on limiting gatherings of people, and avoiding pubic places as much as possible. Stay posted for online events, such as below.
Hareline January 17th - Sunday
Polar Whoretex's annalversary - HASHPolar Whoretex & Brown Pound Town
WHAT It's
my second Analversary and my first one this year! Surprise...it's also
my got-damnt Birthaversary (meaning no anal was involved, wow!) What a
better way to celebrate an analversary than being taken on trail by
Brown Pound Town!
So
I used these points of coercion to make the CorvallisH3 come to life
and get a trail laid in Corvallis unlike any other Corvallis trail that
had been laid since the last one that was laid, in Corvallis. Let's get
laid! What: A-A, 2 BC, Dead Lay (My name is Jack...) @ Brown Pound Towns Back Door [USE THE SIDE GATE TO SIGN THE BOOK!]
When: 12-4pm, January 17th, 2021
Bring: Your dogs if you want too!,
Booty
shorts and bikinis, trick birthday candles (how many can you fit in a
hole?), lots of lube, short-ies, tall-ies, mASkS and SOCIAL DISTANCE
STICKS, $5 hash cash, new shoes, virgins, map of Dimple Hill OnOn!! WHEN:
Sunday January 17th 12:00 -4:00-ish
WHERE: 613 NW Maxine Ave
Corvallis, OR 97330
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We need hares for January, February 2021!!! Contact Polar Whoretex
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!
Miss-Management
Grand Mistress: Always Wet Pussy
Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow
Hare Raiser: Polar Whoretex
Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow
Beermeisters: Space Invader
Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome
Hashy Hour Coordinator: Bring 'em Young
Webmaster: Bangcock Taco
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Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573. Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.
What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.
When does the hash meet? Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time.
Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails. Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash. Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.
What does it cost?
Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.
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