EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

January 27 - Salem Away Hash - Fuzzy Fish Taco 
Details TBD
February 2-3 - Superbowl Weekend
BUF, Hughmongous, Bring'em, and others
It's that baller time again in Eugene. Expect us to give you nothing less than 110% and leave it allllll on the field! Join EH3 for a weekend of bad decisions, booze and at least one induction into Urgent Care H3. 

Hash Cash (includes SUPER sweet giveaway and BEER, BEER, BEER) - $30 for both Saturday & Sunday, $20 for one day. Collected on-site. 

FRIDAY: Pre-Lube HashyHour Social starts at 6pm at First National Taphouse (51 W Broadway, Eugene) and from there will follow Joe Namath's playbook until we all Bear Crawl home. - Look for updates on location changes. 

SATURDAY: Will feature a HughMungus mess of a Ball-Buster Hash, which includes an optional Cheerleader trail for the not-so-balla. Meet up at High Noon at Lane Community College's (4000 E 30th Ave, Eugene) upper parking lot. All dogs not belonging to Michael Vick allowed on trail. Hares off at 1pm. Plenty of time for prelube and photo-ops. Heated On-In for concessions & religion. On-After TBD. 

SUNDAY: Hangover Hash has been cancelled and replaced with a full on Hash. Optional Arizona Cardinals' walk of shame trail for slowpoke losers. Hares off at 12:30pm. 

On-After is a potluck at the Hash Haven (1146 Hayden Bridge Road, Springfield) for Private Game Watching, Sport Drinking, suited up Hot-Tubbing, Potlucking and a Game of Chance. If you aren't hashing, the venue will open for us at 3pm. No Dogs allowed at the venue.
**Bring a potluck item and a few dollars for score wagering** 

February 10 - Free'da Good Home

After that, we need hares, contact Bring'em Young to volunteer
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!


Grand Mistress: Cums Up the Rear

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hare Raiser: Bring 'em Young

Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Coco Roo ???

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: BUF (randomly)

Webmaster: Bangcock Taco

Call Girl: Alway Wet Pussy


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  

Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.