EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:




Hareline

August 18

Finger it Out


WHAT
Once in a hash you meet someone unforgettable. Maybe they are a great storyteller, an exceptional humanitarian, always pick up the bill, open their home to wayward hashers, or maybe it's because you have learned to cover your eyes and turn your head every pre-hash circle!

This Sunday we will gather to say farewell to one unforgettable wanker! (And perhaps in a week or two there will be a Welcome Back Hash for all those who left to avoid Pubic Domain)

Who: Those that hate to see him go and those that can't wait to see him leave!

Why: Because he is leaving us for the big city where he knows nobody but thinks that's better than hanging around with you lowlifes.

How: Show up with $5 hash cash, wearing your finest speedo or freeballing kilt, prepared to put all the phallic objects into the lowest hole in your head, bring ID, new shoes, you can bring virgins to sacrifice to the guest of honor but it's Useless (don't we know it) because Salt Lick plans to be there to keep an eye out for any audacity you try to pull.

There will probably be games. And a trail. And food. But there will for sure be BEER! and cider. and probably hard seltzer. But none of this White Claw bullshit.

Bring your friends. Bring your enemies. Bring all the California Girls!

WHEN:
Sunday August 18 4-8 p.m.

WHERE: Chateau Manbelow
Brown house on the corner of 20th & Lawrence, Eugene, OR.

Hare Line ...
Aug 25 .. need a hare
Sept 1 Snatch snatcher
Sept 8
.. need a hare
Sept 15 .. need a hare
Sept 22 cougar bait
Sept 29 Yes Eye Wood &Prick's 20th Analversary Hash

Hare Line ...
We need hares for August, September!!!
Contact Bring'em Young to volunteer
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!



Miss-Management

Grand Mistress: Always Wet Pussy 

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hare Raiser: Need a Volunteer

Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Who knows? 

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: Bring 'em Young

Webmaster: Bangcock Taco


 

 
 
 
Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
 
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.


What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.


When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 


Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  


Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost? 
Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.