EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

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Upcoming Hashes:


September 16 - Pirate Hash

GADS, SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 16th at Three Bells, an outbreak o' PIRACY!
Anoth’r gatherin’ O’rapscallions and florally-brocaded pantallooned scalywags! Lock up yer daughters, yer gold, yer pooches, yer rum casks, cinch yer chastity belt to the tightest notch and head for the hills or SURRENDER t’inebriated outlaw tomfool’ry. Seems like barely a year ago our shining city was besieged by a lamentable unpreventable outbreak o’
blatant PIRACY and we seems t’be wholly unprepared to prevent it AGAIN!
Vice Admirable Coxworthy n’ Cap’n Manbelow be rubbing noggins’ and believe you me, NO good can come of it! We be weighin’ anchor at three bells from ALTON BAKER parrrrrrrrrking lot Sunday September 16th. Best be prepared
fer’ rapacious shenanigans by sea. (mightin’ be getting yer tootsies dampened) Practic’ly guaranteed t’be a NEW LOW! Bring first aid supplies, bring virgins fair, bring yer kneehigh laced boots and yer purple-patterned velvet, yer rusty cutlass, yer kraken-hip-flask and cats o’nine tails. Bring $10 for rum n' grub and a pile pile o’gold for BAIL BONDS. Y’ be warned fair’n square.!!

September 23 - Playmate on deck


Grand Mistress: Cums Up the Rear

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hash Cash: Need a volunteer

Hare Raiser: Bring 'em Young

Web Masturbator: Need a volunteer

Haberdashery Team: Need a volunteer to help Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Coco Roo

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: BUF

Call Girl: Alway Wet Pussy

Calendar Girl: Need a volunteer


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
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What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  

Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.