EH3 Clown Hash, October 2014

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Where else you can find us:

March 24 Sunday -Skid Roe Ho
W 20th Ave and Washington St. 2 p.m.

This godawful backslider seems to have lost the ability to sniff out a beautiful, nuanced trail that will have you exploring new terrain... we are keeping it local and embracing the bunch this week, people! For those of you sweating out the whiskey on your way back from Green Dress and wondering if you have another hash in you, the answer is YES... there will definitely be the option to KISS (keep it simple, stupid), and probably a lengthier option for those of you who make smarter life choices this weekend.

What: A half-assed A-A trail that is still probably better than whatever else you might do on Sunday afternoon. Walk off your hangover! Shake off your church manners! Work up a sweat in the tentative sunshine like the racist bastard you are! Turkey trail is a definite, eagle options are likely. While it won't all be pavement pounding, shiggy will be light. Dog friendly, but leashes are necessary.

Where: I have the blessing of Pablo Manbelow to use the Shateau's yard. Message me if you need further instructions.

Hare Line
March 30 - Coco Roo

We need hares for April!!!
Contact Bring'em Young to volunteer
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!


Grand Mistress: Cums Up the Rear

Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow

Hare Raiser: Bring 'em Young

Haberdashery Team: Barely ManBelow

Beermeisters: Who knows? 

Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome

Hashy Hour Coordinator: Anyone 

Webmaster: Bangcock Taco

Call Girl: Alway Wet Pussy


Bimbos and Wankers:
Sunday is a Hashing Day. Check back on this site or the EH3 facebook page to find out where to meet and what time. You might have to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.
Your On-Sex Always Wet Pussy will update this site as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions that need to be answered in a timely fashion, text Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573.  Call if you MUST, but then it might take her 6-8 weeks to get back to you. On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet? 
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. 

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails.  Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.  

Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost?

Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.