EH3 De-trails:
April 12th- @ 2:00pm
1040: Hash
Always Wet Pussy
This is the 69th anal 10-40 hash! I’m sure Big Pete will make an appearance if he can get from Bakersfield to Eugene in a timely manner. We’ll see.
Additionally, this event could even be considered a 10-50 hash, because Pedal File is turning 69! (Math is hard.) If he actually shows up, we will be having a wet t-shirt contest in his honor, due to rain in the forecast.
If you’re a half-mind and you don’t understand what the 10-40 hash is about, let me enlighten you. The 10-40 hash has 10 beer checks with 4 oz of beer at each BC. Yeah, it’s kind of a lot. Like BUF. (Who will be doing his taxes on trail per usual.)
BUTT, since it’s Pedal File’s 50th, there will be 5 oz of beer at each BC! (No increase in hash cash; you can thank us later.)
Bring virgins, water-resistant accessories, new shoes, moral antipathy, $5, and gas money for the two pickup trucks that make this event possible, even when unleaded fuel rises to $5.07 per gallon.
Per tradition, the Busty Dungalow will be serving up cold bologna slammers at the on in. Mayo, mustard, and white bread. You’re welcome.
355 W 19th Ave
Eugene, OR 97405
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