EH3 De-trails:
November 29nd- @ 10:30am
Sasquatchgiving Swollen Head Celebration: (SHHH) Hash
Head Queen, Humongous, Rock Hard
SATURDAY! Esteemed Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch) hunters Swollen Member and Head Queen (hereinafter Swollen/Head) have, ahem, birthdays this weekend and their only desire is to catch a glimpse of Sasquatch on trail.
Why so effing early? So hares can be off at 11:00 and there's important sportsball to watch while we quench our thirsts, so git yer slack butt out of bed. Sasquatch will be up at 5:00am doing pushups getting ready.
And because...Thanksgiving...there will be Turkey Trail! Maybe two. Probably two. Eagle trail will be less than 6.9 miles unless you get totally sniped by Sasquatch.
Hares: Rock Hard, Hughmongous, Head Queen.
Hounds: Swollen Member.
Hare lies: It will be totally flat, paved, no beer, and the parking lot closes at noon, so run fast! Bring $5 to stick in the thongs of Swollen/Head.
Where:
Mt. Baldy Trailhead - parking lot on Dillard Rd
43.994545, -123.064324
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