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January 18 Need a Hare (volunteer)
January 25 - Need a Hare (volunteer)
February 01 - Need a Hare (volunteer)
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Want more Oregon Hashing? Check out:
a) https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/0/r
b) https://www.harriercentral.com/
Contact Tequila Cougar Bait to volunteer
Don't be shy... what could go wrong!?!
"A drinking club with a running problem"
EH3 De-trails:
January 11th- @ 1:00pm
Hunt for the Local Cliterature: Hash
Cheap Smut & Slovendong
Roses are red,
the pages are worn,
this book I'm reading,
is basically porn...
Hares: Cheap Smut and Cums 4 Days Slobbin' Dong
Bimbos & Wankers: Cum join us on a 3.69 mile super extra shiggy & uphill both ways kinda trail (walker, spawn, and dog friendly) on a search for the ever elusive clit-erature!
Where: A to A Start at the Hootitnanny House See Facebook for address
When: Sunday 1/ 11@ 1:00pm
What to Bring: $6.90 Hash Cash, a book to donate or trade, a backpack for trail treasures, binoculars and magnifying glasses, new shoes, virgins...
Snacks & Homemade On-After food will be provided!
On-On
Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here or on Facebook for upcumming detrails. Info typically doesn't get posted until a few days before the hash.
When does the hash meet?
Every Sunday unless otherwise noted. Start times are generally between 2-5 pm as the hare chooses. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time.
Where else you can find us:
Facebook:
What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 25 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.
Who are these Hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 20 Hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-6 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a Hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.
What does it cost?
Generally $5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.
Miss-Management
Grand Mistress: Tequila Cockingbird
Religious Adviser: Barely ManBelow
Hare Raiser: Polar Whoretex
Haberdashery Team: Gullyboobs & Barely ManBelow
Beermeisters: Space Invader
Hash Flash: Freeda GoodHome
Hashy Hour Coordinator: Polar Whoretex
Webmaster: Bangcock Taco
