DCFMH3 - Tour Duh Hash

Tour duh Hash 2025 --- DONE!
See you in 2026...

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What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 18 years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.

So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all the kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?

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Tour duh Hash 2025
Year #18: We're finally legal

Saturday, May 31
Mount Vernon (MVH3)

Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am pack away

Start: 6354 Walker Ln, Alexandria, VA, 22310. Park in the far right back lot: https://maps.app.goo.gl/chMFus1QymUnY45T9

Hares: Straight in the Navy, Seizures Phalace, Sorest Rump

Hash Cash: $7

Trail Notes: A-A. May be PI... and its tick season, don't forget. Distance: Walkers - 3.75 miles; Runners - 5.69 miles. Dogs: yes on leash. Strollers: runners - no; walkers: with workaround, ask hares. Bikes: yes on Walkers, with workaround, ask hares. A pair of dry shoes might be helpful.

Saturday, May 31
Fredericksburg Urban (FUH3)

Time: 3:00pm

Start: South Commuter Lot on Mine Rd in Stafford, VA: https://maps.app.goo.gl/UasL2CzC9XkPS3h17

Hares: F5, Pegachu, Grape Gape

Hash Cash: $6

Trail Notes: Runners: 5 miles, 3.69 out of 5 shiggy. Walkers: 3 miles, 3.69 out of 5 shiggy. Ticks, poison ivy, water crossings... be prepared for anything!

Sunday, June 1
Old Frederick (OFH3)

Time: 10:00am sign-in, 10:30am hares away, 10:45am pack away (hopefully)

Start: 4725 Arcadia Drive, Frederick, MD 21703: Parking Lot off to the side of Fourth Dimension Fun Center

Hares: ICHY & PFT

Hash Cash: $6 Cash
Trail Notes: A-A

Sunday, June 1
Hillbilly

Time: 3:00pm Show; 3:30pm Hares away; 3:45pm Pack Away

Start: Point of Rocks Community Commons Park, 3700 Commerce St., Point of Rocks, MD 21777

Hares: Spank, F.U.C.K., Manicotti, Squats, and Mudda

Hash Cash: $5.00, kids and virgins free

Trail Notes: A-A; 3 trails will be offered for your hashing pleasure. Penguin will take you out and back along the C&O Canal and will treat you to one beer check. Turkey will take you out the C&O Canal, up a mountain, and back through town. It will feature two beer checks. Eagle holds all the excitement of Turkey plus optional difficult terrain culminating in tasty shots: choose your own adventure!

Monday, June 2
Whitehouse (WH4)

Time: 7:00pm sign-in; 7:15pm circle; 7:30pm pack away

Start: Stadium Armory,192 19th St SE, Washington, DC 20003, https://g.co/kgs/Gz7FW48

Hares: Lorena Hobbitt, Screeching Eargasm, Special Red

Hash Cash: $11; Hash rego: https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2182-tour-duh-hash-international-whores

Pre-Lube: Duffy’s Irish Pub, 1901 C St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Trail Notes: A to A' (A prime). Runners: 3.5mi; walkers: 2mi. Shiggy: .69. Dog friendly: yes; stroller friendly: not really. Theme: LoHo's 11th analversary, so costumes, glitter and sass encouraged; respect mandatory.

On-After: Trusty’s, 1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20003

Tuesday, June 3
So Happy it's Tuesday (SH*T)

Time: 7:00pm

Start: 47100 Community Plaza Suite 101, Sterling, VA 20164.Behind the Lidl/Burlington Ho Factory (next to the casting couch): https://maps.app.goo.gl/6fVGUcoZkwaSFkXS6

Hash Cash: $5.00, virgins free

Trail Notes: A-A; Walkers < 2 miles; runners < 4 miles (True Trail). Dogs: tough dogs only, leashes when not in the shiggy. Strollers: absolutely not. Kids: you should have pulled out.

Wednesday, June 4
Over the Hump (OTH)

Time: 7:00pm

Start: Hooes Road Park in Springfield: 7233 Hooes Road, Springfield, VA 22150
Coords: 38.764066, -77.191375Public transit option: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JMo5pybSjPWTS3417 -- Take metro to Springfield Metro and take the Franconia Springfield pedestrian bridge over I95 to the park. ~2 mile walk in total.

Hares: Bhare, Sex Cadet, Threesome, Dildo Baggins

Trail Notes: Probably A to A'. Bag vehicle provided for small belongings, don't expect there will be a ton of space at finish for chairs, etc... Shiggy level will range from none to max depending on pack trail choices. Walkers can expect upwards of 3 miles, Long can expect 5+, and Eagle options can expect 6+. Please bring vessels/koozies for finish! Weather... forecast is looking dry and warm. Trail options available to accommodate day of weather conditions.

Thursday, June 5
Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)

Time: 6:45pm sign-in starts; 7:15pm out

Start: Dupont Circle Metro Connecticut Ave exit - head to center of circle.

Hares: Vagina is for Lawyers, Tumey McBoatface, Pussy has Defects

Hash Cash: $10; You must sign up and pay via hash rego if using a card.

Trail Notes: Theme: Pride on Tour. Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half. Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half. Shiggy: 0.69. Trail is A to A’ (0.8 mi to Dupont Metro, 0.8 miles to Woodley Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle.

Friday, June 6
Charm City (CCH3)

Time: 6:00pm prelube & food; 8:00pm start

Start: M8 Brewing (1399 S. Sharp St, Baltimore, MD): https://g.co/kgs/ao51B4g

Hares: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, G-Spotify, Udderly Vanilla

Hash Cash: $11

Trail Notes: A-A, ~3 miles walkers and ~5 miles for runners. Water crossings are extremely unlikely but always be ready for shiggy. Bring a cranium lamp and vessel.

Saturday, June 7
SMUTTy Crab

Time: 10:30am Show; 10:45am Hares Away; 11:00am Go

Start: Glendening Walking Trails in Lothian: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oKfrCbb4doF8Zq2w9 Meet at the entrance to Glendening Walking Trails (Google knows the place) on Wrighton Rd. in Lothian, MD.

Hares: Scuba and 3 Rolls

Hash Cash: $5 +$1 for Tour

Trail Notes: 4ish miles for r*nners. 3ish miles for walkers. Dog friendly. Kids and strollers probably won’t die. There will be shiggy! Mostly arboreal single-track, but the odd bush may appear and need to be whacked.

Saturday, June 7
Harriettes & Harriers (DCH4)

Time: 4:00pm

Start: Back of the parking lot at 1770 Tucker Rd, Fort Washington, MD 20744

Hares: Blinded by the Spooge, Ballzheimers, Tramp-sub-Stantation

Trail Notes: Distance: 5.69 for runner; 3.69 for walkers. Shiggy Level (out of 10): 5.69. Stroller Friendly: No. Dog friendly: Yes, except maybe on-after. If your dog can chill in the car, that’s fine

Hash Cash: $8

Sunday, June 8
Hangover

Time: 10:00am hares away; 10:15am pack away

Start: https://maps.app.goo.gl/VtCbSSKtx3CSGTHk8

Hares: Crash Test Dumbass, Princess Jasmine, and Straight in the Navy

Trail Notes: https://hangoverhash.digitalpress.blog/205/

Sunday, June 8
Baltimore Annapolis (BAH3)

Time: 3:00pm

Start: CCBC Catonsville Lot 6: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ikB5JfbTYBu52Ufs8

Hares: At Your Cervix, Velvet Vulva, ADIDAS

Trail Notes: A-to-A', 4 miles runners, 2 miles walkers. Dry bag recommended, bag vehicle provided.

Dogs are ok but must be leashed as per park rules. Apparently, bears have been sighted in the area!