Do you speak a foreign language? Maybe French or Italian? Do you speak LEET?
If not, you might want to take lessons.
The digital natives (your kids) have created this new language to communicate faster and in code. Ever look at your child's cell phone or chat session only to see something like this: wH472 uP. By the way, that means: What's Up?
Don't feel bad, you're not meant to know this new language, it belongs to your kids.
Look over the links below to get a better understanding of the new "Net Lingo".