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     What did the Dentist say to the Polar Bear?
     Stop eating so much "Super Sugar Snaps" cereal or  
become the Gummy Bear!

    Two hungry ants are running backwards and forwards across
    the  top of a cereal box. Panting, one ant asks "Why are we
    running so fast?"  The other
replies, “Because it says
   ‘To open – tear along the dotted line’”.

   How many cheerios does a golfer put in his bowl on the day he is
   playing golf?
One, this way he has a hole-in-one.   

    I get up in the
morning, I make myself a bowl of instant
    oatmeal,    and then I don't do anything for an hour, which
    makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get
    the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

    What did the Angry Corn Flake say to the other Corn Flake?

    I'm Frosted!

    A guy calls his friend and says, "Please come over here and help  

    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

    His friend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The guy says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    The friend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. The 
    puzzle is spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
    moment, then looks at the box, then turns to the guy and says: -

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

    he sighed, "let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

       A customer in a restaurant ordered a bowl of soggy
  cereal and warm milk.
       The stunned waiter said "Sir! We cannot serve such   
  an awful breakfast to you here!"
       Why not? the customer said. That's what you served
  me yesterday!

   What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
    Snow Flakes.

   What is the difference between Cheerios and the University of

   Cheerios belong in a bowl.

   What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?