What did the Dentist say to the Polar Bear?
Stop eating so much "Super Sugar Snaps" cereal or
you'll become the Gummy Bear!
Two hungry ants are running backwards and forwards across
the top of a cereal box. Panting, one ant asks "Why are we
running so fast?" The other replies, “Because it says
‘To open – tear along the dotted line’”.
How many cheerios does a golfer put in his bowl on the day he is
playing golf? One, this way he has a hole-in-one.
I get up in the morning, I make myself a bowl of instant
oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour, which
makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get
the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
What did the Angry Corn Flake say to the other Corn Flake?
A guy calls his friend and says, "Please come over here and help
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
His friend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The guy says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The friend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. The
puzzle is spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to the guy and says: -
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
he sighed, "let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
A customer in a restaurant ordered a bowl of soggy
cereal and warm milk.
The stunned waiter said "Sir! We cannot serve such
an awful breakfast to you here!"
Why not? the customer said. That's what you served
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
What is the difference between Cheerios and the University of
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?