Stephenie Meyer is most known for turning vampires into brooding sparkling disco balls. She has also copied several things from Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles. So much for originality.
The Twilight Saga
Racism! Sexism! Religious bigotry! Oh, my!
Twilight: A story about a Mary Sue named Bella Swan who is whiter than toilet paper and has the personality of roadkill. She lusts after a sparkling sexist douchebag named Edward Cullen.
New Moon: Bella gets dumped by Edward after getting a paper cut. So she becomes suicidal and manipulates a nice werewolf so she can get what she wants from him. Includes evil Catholic vampires.
Eclipse: Jacob is madly in love with Bella. Bella is in love with Edward. Bella pretends to be torn but it is obvious that she is going to choose Edward.
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: A novella about a bland character that nobody remembers except Stephanie Meyer and a few Twitards.
Breaking Dawn: Bella and Edward finally have sex. Bella gives birth to a back-breaking blood-thirsty vampire baby that is a Mary Sue. Jacob also imprints on the unholy abomination.
Midnight Sun: The story of Twilight told from Edward’s point of view. Includes unintentional gay subtext.
Life and Death: This is the same story as Twilight but this time Bella is a boy and Edward is a girl.
The Twilight Saga - The Official Illustrated Guide: A guidebook that does not provide any information that is new or interesting. It is just a hardcopy of the Twilight Lexicon.
Other Stories
Invasion of the Goa'uld The Host: Humans are being possessed by alien parasites. And these aliens are Mary Sues. Pass the vodka.
The Chemist: Imagine the Bourne movies but with less action.
Hell On Earth: Stephenie Meyer’s only short story where demons have nothing better to do than ruin prom night.