April Fool's Day papers:
Your Outie Is a Wonderful Astronomer: Macrodata Refinement of the Astro-ph ArXiv Feed at Phermon Industries
GALACTIC CONSTELLATIONS IN DESI DR1 AND THE SCALES OF COSMOLOGICAL HOMOGENEITY
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Sugar Rush: Improving Observing Productivity via Night Dessert
New Constraints on the M Dwarf Cosmic Shoreline from a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Schrödinger’s Seed: Purr-fect Initialization for an Impurr-fect Universe
A Therapy Session with Sagittarius A*
