Andrew The Last

Arthur M. Doweyko

(May/June, 2016)

"Sir, did you hear?"

Andrew lowered his cup of coffee, watching its condensate on his kitchen window—ghost-like, reaching outward, retracting, and disappearing. He caught Seth's reflection, craning its head through an opening which led out to the den.The robot's burnished surface left the impression of a halo hovering across its metallic dome. Andrew continued staring out at the bay. His island cabin was perched high enough to see the remaining rusty red tower of a suspension bridge jutting up through the morning mist. The city of Francisco was history, and soon perhaps, he would be as well. He lowered his cup and turned to face Seth, who added, "Systems just announced they will be here later today. Marin Island is the last on their upgrade list."

"Last one?"

"You are the last model scheduled, sir."

"I'm not a 'model'."

Andrew didn't mean to be so harsh.

"Sorry, sir. My error."

Andrew poured the rest of the coffee into the sink. His plastic tongue ran along the roof of his mouth. He enjoyed coffee. He had to admit, that even with all his mechanical parts, Systems did some good work. He still had senses as he remembered them, when his brain rested in a human body. When he looked up, Seth was gone. Why not leave well enough alone? After the two quakes and the epidemic which followed, the human race was virtually gone. The lone survivors, androids like himself, proved to be immune to the outbreak. How many were there? A thousand?

He angled into a kitchen chair and activated a wall-mounted view screen. The Franciscan Watch blinked on. It was the only feed still active.

The animation spoke to him, but his mind wandered as it tended to do in recent years. "Systems have announced the Union-wide upgrades … Francisco sector scheduled next … replacements being heralded as a major breakthrough … scientists feared eventual infection by the virus … upgrades will be compulsory …"

Old news—at least a week old. He had forgotten, or had he wanted to forget? He heard that after the upgrade there would be no need to drink, or eat, or even breathe. The thought gnawed at him as he waddled out to the porch to an Adirondack facsimile. He sat back, closed his eyes and began humming. He liked humming.

"I think I know that song, sir."

Seth sat in an Adirondack next to him.

"It's not a song. It's a dirge … something from Chopin. You wouldn't know what I'm talking about."

"I believe it was a rather loose rendering of the third movement of Frédéric Chopin's Piano Sonata No. 2 in B-flat minor, Opus 35, although you seem to have selected a different key."

Andrew gaped at Seth. A pair of optical slits stared back at him. Even without facial expression, he swore the robot turned up an invisible nose at him.

"Sir, are you feeling well?"

Andrew closed his eyes again. "It's this thing with the upgrade. An electronic brain will replace my human brain. They say it will be identical in all respects—memories, likes, dislikes, the way I talk … the way I think. But how can they be sure?"

"I'm not certain I follow, sir."

"Self-awareness, Seth. Will the upgrade be self-aware? Will my new brain still be me?"

"I'm sure the Systems scientists have thought of everything, sir."

"Ah, but that's the rub. I don't think it's possible to tell. For all we know, they've been replacing human brains with facsimiles. They'll talk, and they'll walk, and they'll behave exactly as they did before. But ..."

"They will lack a soul, sir?"

Andrew sat up and opened his eyes. Seth was gone.

#

Long shadows slipped through the cabin windows, darkening the den, running their bleak fingers across the planked floor. Andrew lay on a cot, eyes wide open. His mind circled endlessly on the upgrade process—a memory dump to the synthetic brain, and then a sedative, a few slices, and voila, out with the old, in with the new. He would awaken as if nothing had happened—he wouldn't even recall the procedure.

"Why the hell was it compulsory?"

He threw aside the covers; covers he wouldn't need anymore.

A rumbling, like distant thunder, approached from the west. Andrew leaped from the couch and sidled over to the window. An occasional cloud of dirt betrayed the movement of a vehicle along the switchback leading up to his cabin. He steeled himself for what had to be done.

He paused at the porch steps, rifle slung over his shoulder. The surrounding woods began adopting the gloom of early evening. As he stepped off the deck onto a carpet of yellowed needles he inhaled the pine and the cool air. Would they take that away, too?

"What are you going to do, sir?"

Seth stood at the porch entrance to the cabin—one gleaming arm braced against a post, the other extended, as if to call Andrew back.

"Get back inside. It's none of your business."

"But, sir, you are planning to hurt someone."

"Not someone, Seth. These creatures, the ones from Systems—they only look and act human, but there's nothing there. No consciousness. Nobody home. They're robots, a lot like you, for that matter."

Andrew wished he could take back that last statement. Instead, he slipped into the thicket to the side of the cabin. When he looked back at the porch, he was relieved to see that Seth had once again disappeared. The sound of the vehicle grew louder.

"You should really think this through, sir."

"Damn, damn, damn." Seth appeared at his side. "Will you just go away?"

"There is something you have not considered, sir."

The high-pitched whine of an electric motor cut off further commentary. An oval-shaped white vehicle appeared at the bend leading to the cabin. Neon lettering glittered across its rounded top spelling out 'Systems.' The time had arrived.

The car pulled up by the cabin's porch and its electric buzz faded away as doors on either side slid open. Two figures, both appearing as males in white uniforms stepped out and approached the porch. It depressed the door chime. After a minute, it knocked on the door.

Andrew raised his weapon, a pulse laser capable of boring holes through two-inch steel. Its cross-hairs settled on the back of the head of the figure nearest the door.

"Sir, don't do this."

"Damn it all. It's the only way, Seth. They're here to kill the Andrew Seegers you know. Don't you get it? I may be the last human being on this continent. I don't want to die." Andrew brought the weapon up and aimed.

"Sir, you are mistaken."

The figure on the porch shrugged and started to climb down the steps. Andrew tracked him as he descended. He breathed out and his finger caressed the trigger.

"And I can prove it."

Andrew fired. Seth's last statement irked him enough that the silent laser bolt overshot its target and threaded a hole through several trees beyond. The two men turned toward the disturbance. After a few seconds, they re-entered their vehicle. As it pulled away, Andrew dropped his rifle and sagged against a tree.

"I don't know what I'm doing. Look at me. I almost killed a thinking creature, man or robot, it doesn't really matter. I'm going out of my mind, Seth." Andrew let himself sink to the ground. He held his head in his hands and began sobbing.

"It's all right, sir. I am here."

Andrew felt Seth's hand on his shoulder. "When they come back, Seth … when they come back, they'll replace me with someone else, or something else."

"I think you do not need to fear them, sir."

Andrew rubbed his eyes. He stared at the moisture on his fingertips. Was that tears?

"Sir, can you remember how long I have served you?"

"You've been with me for years."

"And do you recall what happened recently?"

"I'm not sure what you mean."

"Come with me, sir."

Seth stepped out into the clearing in front of the cabin, and Andrew rose up and followed.

Minutes later they stood at a precipice overlooking the bay. A thin ribbon of a road hugged the undulating contour of the deep blue water's edge. A speck of white moved along the curving stretch, engulfed by a veil of rose-colored mist.

"That's them—the Systems people. What else am I supposed to see here?"

Seth pointed down along the rock face. "There, sir, do you see it?"

Andrew crept up to the overhang. A pile of freshly cleaved rocks some hundred feet below projected outward toward the bay. Several gaps and irregular fractures were wide enough to swallow houses. Andrew was about to turn back when he saw an oddly-shaped glint of bronze deep within one crevice. It looked like a doll, or a mannequin … or a robot.

"What is that?"

Andrew drew himself back from the rim, feeling sick. His skin prickled in a way it should not be able to. His throat became impossibly dry. He was becoming nauseous.

"Look again, sir."

The twisted metal shape was no more than a dark outline. The shadow of a darker figure next to it took shape. He backed away, tripped over scrub and fell on his side. Seth was gone.

Sweat beaded on his forehead—another thing that should not be happening. He shuffled to the darkening trail leading back to the cabin. A few minutes later, he stood at the foot of his porch steps, body drooping. He was thirsty and cold. With one foot on the first rise, he stared up at the door as it squeaked open.

"How do you feel, sir?"

"That was you down there, wasn't it?"

Seth nodded.

"So, you're not real. I'm talking to myself."

"That all depends. Do you think me as real, sir?"

"Yeah, yeah … but you're still an hallucination."

"What else did you see, sir?"

"Someone … there was someone next to you in the rocks."

"Come in, sir. I've brewed some fresh coffee."

Andrew stumbled to the kitchen table and collapsed into a chair. He was thirsty, so very thirsty. The feeling in his arms and hands was fading. He lay his head down and closed his eyes. "Please, Seth, tell me that wasn't me down there."

Andrew heard coffee being poured into a cup, followed by the sound of the ceramic sliding on the tabletop. The aroma licked at his nostrils.

"How do you feel, sir?"

Andrew lifted his head, but couldn't speak.

"Systems were here a few days ago, sir."

"That's impossible."

"That's when we ran, sir."

He closed his eyes again. In the swirling patches of recall, Andrew suddenly felt tree branches whipping his face. It was dark. He couldn't see the trail. He and Seth were running through the woods. He was flying. The ground at his feet crumbled away and he was flying. His legs and arms flailed. He wasn't flying—he was falling. Seth's round head floated before him. He reached out and opened his mouth to scream.

"The coffee will help, sir."

Andrew eyed the robot, studying every detail. "What's going on, Seth?"

Seth sat down opposite him and rested its arms on the table. "It is perplexing, sir."

Andrew took a deep swallow. "You're right, this helps."

"I believe you've managed to be the last one, sir."

The light in the kitchen dimmed. The gentle chorus of the surrounding forest, crickets and songbirds, ebbed to a distant, muted harmony. He heard the sea lapping at the rocks. The icy Pacific felt warm against his skin, embracing him with its ageless arms. The last tendrils of sunlight faded into a grey mist. He thought about the lone tower just beyond his view, dissolving into rust, waiting to slip into the sea.

"Will you stay with me, Seth?"

"Always, sir. Always."