Uncle Albert/
Admiral Halsey:
Paul & Linda McCartney

We're so sorry, uncle Albert,

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.

We're so sorry, uncle Albert,

But there's no one left at home

And I believe I'm gonna rain.

Interlude

We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry, uncle Albert,

But if anything should happen

We'll be sure to give a ring.

Interlude

"We're so sorry, uncle Albert,

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.

We're so sorry, uncle Albert,

But the kettle's on the boil

And we're so eas'ly called away."

Interlude

Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh

Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky,

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky.

Admiral Halsey notified me

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.

I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie. "Butter pie?"
"The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie."

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky,

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)

Get your feet up off the ground,

Live a little, get around.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)

Get your feet up off the ground,

Live a little, get around.

Trumpet solo

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky,

Hands across the water (water), heads across the sky.

Ooh... ooh...

Ooh... ooh...