If I Had a Million Dollars: Bare Naked Ladies

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house (may-be a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

And if I had a million dollars; I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars (I'd build a tree-fort in our yard)

If I had a million dollars (you could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a million dollars (maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

We could just go up there and hang out;

Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd all be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon;

Well, can you blame them?

Yeah!

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet, Yep! (like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had a million dollars; I'd buy your love…

If I had a million dollars (we wouldn't have to walk to the store)

If I had a million dollars (we'd take a limousine, 'cause it costs more)

If I had a million dollars (we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner)

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups, mmm

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a million dollars; I'd buy your love…

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars…

I'd be rich!