In this section no names are to be used to protect the Guilty
Who was the FSGT who decided his Kombi Van was better for the Grass, on its side?
One morning when catching the morning admin bus to the Park from 2SD Gems with a very Doddgy driver behind the wheel and WOFF Who Nose was briefing us all, when he finished, he ducked left the bus doorway and the Doddgy driver closed the door, but WOFF Who Nose had forgot something which he wanted to add, and ducked his head back in, then the door caught his head in the door – that was funny as and really hard to not laugh at it.
Then there is the sporty afternoon BBQ at Laverton, woops one Sgt Doesn't eat red meat because he keeps telling us that,
easy fix - His Presento that day -1 very alive White Chook -"Theres your BBQ meat Sarge"
And who were the two Cpls ? who decided to give a lift home to a raw LAC, then say " hang on we need to stop at the CPLs Club to get some takeaways", the mongrels decided to stay in there for hours leaving the poor LAC out there in the car all alone. "Isnt there a law against leaving children in cars alone" ?
and who was the CPL who decided he wanted a remuster to a Fire Hydrant -put the paper work in as a joke, got all the way to the 501Wg CO who then offered a suggestion of On the Job Training. That involved being painted red and tied to a real fire hydrant... He decided it was too boring so he dropped his remuster plans.
or maybe the CPL who every afternoon putting his work blues back on to go home was struggling with an ever increasing tightness around the waist, convinced he was eating too much through the day he soon discovered an evil LAC was adjust his belt buckle by a smidgen each day.
that same evil LAC had delight in adding ingredients to the Pies from the Hungry Truck that just happened to stop next to a chilli bush, needless to say he gave a CPL a pie and proceeded to watch the CPL eat his pie and ask how was it? What he didnt know is the CPl loved chillis , so for him it was a nice pie.