CALIFORNIA
It takes three generations to develop an allergy to the sun.
Almost as long to realize Japan is closer than New Jersey.
Suggestions for the weather should be addressed to Jesus
c/o Hollywood. Enclose proof of veganism for rush
processing.
The penalty for complaints is 300 hours of Pilates
and a double shot of wheatgrass in the quinoa.
Examples include:
Too many pinches of salt in the ocean.
Too much blue in an empty sky.