By Asa Braun-Freck, Evan Jahn, and Will Lehman
By Taryn Thompson and Hayden Kaufman-Schiller
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Aries
(March 21-April19) *
- When in anger… sing the alphabet.
Taurus
(April 20-May 20) *
-If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Gemini
(May 21-June 20) *
-Any day above ground is a good day.
Cancer
(June 21-July 22) *
-Psst! They’re being paid to love you.
Leo
(July 23-August 22) *
-Your “work” has not gone unnoticed. Your grades will be posted tomorrow.
Virgo
(August 23-September 22)
-When one door opens… another closes.
Libra
(September 23-October 22) *
-You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
Scorpio
(October 23-November21)
- DON'T PANIC.
Sagittarius
(November 22-December 21) *
-It would be best to keep a low profile for now.
Capricorn
(December 22-January 19) *
-If it seems like fate’s against you today… it probably is.
Aquarius
(January 20-February 18) *
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Pisces
(February 19-March 20) *
-You will be hungry again in an hour.
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