She woke up. Her head hurt, her eyes were crusty and hard to open. She could see a blinding light ask she attempted to fully open her eyes. This made her promptly shut them, as the light hurt her sensitive eyes. she turned her head away and opened her eyes fully. SHe felt cold and confused

She looked around and saw she wasn't in her bed, or even Shrek's. She was now on the ground outside of his estate

Yelling inside, she heard shrek go, "OHHH BABYyYYY MY BALLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

She felt her tear ducts over flow as her world fell apart. She fell to the ground and she realize she wasn't even paid! As a tear ran down her dirty face and her sorrowful breasts she thought how much of a disappointment she is to god. The father she grew to praise and do anything for like, destroy libtards and tell members of the LGBT community they are going to burn in hell for eternity. She was now one of the sinners she once hated. She was now going to receive the same punishment as MUSLIM or god forbid a BLACK MAN. As a white woman she had failed her duty to tell others how to live!

She carefully knocked on the door. Sherk didn't answer. She then walked in and saw him on the ground reaching his hand under the couch.

SHe then screamed "WHAT BITCH DID YOU FUCK?!?!?!?!?!"

Shrek looked up with a confused and annoyed look.

Skinya screamed, " I heard you yell 'oh baby my balls'"

Shrek's face loosened but in an annoyed tone he said, " WHAT THE FACK I CAN FUCK WHOM EVER I WANT! Got that? you aren't my wife or my girlfriend or even my sister for that matter! Besides I said "Oh brother my button" It fell off under the couch"

Skinya smirked, "I... I got a little worked up..."

Shrek just looked down

Skinya asked, "Why was I outside?'

"I was wondering where you went, wasn't me if that is what you are thinking, but maybe it is for the best, I have things to do today, file for divorce, cry, pap..."

Skinya cut him off, " No I'm staying with you!"

Shrek rolled his eyes.

Skinya said, " pleeeaseee pretty pleaaaseee , i don't have anywhere to go, my boyfriend kicked me out, well ex boyfriend, and I just ne..."

Shrek said, " why would I show a dirty whore any compassion"

skinya's eyes started to well up, " Then why save me from the gasians last night, why not just let Mule have me, why let me sleep in your bed???"

Shrek went quiet then told her, "Skinya, you're a beautiful woman and all but I only take mistress' in when they are young and still virgins"

Skinya said, "Look... I was a sex offender in my past life and I want to do whatever I can to atone for my sins. When I was in my mother's womb god came to me and told me I'll be a miscarriage if I don't do promise what ever I can to make up for what I did."

Shrek looked apologetic

skinya goes on, "Now if I don't marry you I'll go to hell. Oh god I fucked up my last chance!"

Shrek didn't know what to do he didn't want her to go to hell but he wasn't ok with a rank ass fugly ho skank in all up in his bees wacks. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a drawstring bag filled with various eyetums and walk towards the table.

"COme here I have somethings for you to take with you on your journey out of here." said schreck.

They sat down and he pored out the contents of hid bag.

"I'm giving you a $5 texas road house gift card, the holy bible (with god's email included), and an ender pearl... Use the endor purelle wisely... now go off slut, the world is your oyster....